What actor would you want to play you in a movie?

i'd want jake gyllenhaul to play me because he always plays this very "disconnected" character.
i always like the way he expresses emotion also.



to any other mods: i couldn't decide if this would be a general discussion thread or a film/tv thread so you can move it if you'd like.

i wouldnt really know. i think natalie portman is pretty. her.

Adam Aandler would match my personality and humor.

Ginnifer Goodwin, even though I look nothing like her, but I think she's kind of..classic looking that you don't really see too much anymore.

If I was a thirteen year old boy:

Ron Jeremy all the fucking way!

I'd want Angelina Jolie.
I love her

cool.



not.

Samuel L. Jackson because he's in everything and cause he's black.

samuel l. jackson only plays himself.

you're just jealous because my actor is way cooler than yours

well....his coolness is only derived from being black!

umm id want me to portray me
even though im a suck ass actress

i'd want.................. to be me in a movie
when i come up with an actress i think can actually portray me. i'll put it up
this will require much amount of internet
edit: DAMMIT a.d.d gets the best of me again, i meant this will require much amount of thinking. the tv was talking about internet and the iPhone and i typed internet instead...

hey white people are cool too. don't be racist.

but we can all agree, white people aren't nearly as cool as black people. it's science.

Chuck Norris... !!

Caucasian is like..the most uncool race ever.

SLIGHTLY offtopic, but I just realized that ASIAN is written in caucASIAN so could we like, say we are Asian on standardized tests?

the phonetic sound of caucasian just made me think of something very racist/stereotypical.

hey what about azns?
or black people who tatoo their skin white

Michael Jackson?

I think I know what it is hehehe

don't make me laugh
no, they're is a major difference between being asian and caucasian

Audrey Tautou

She looks nothing like me, but judging by Amelie I think she could pull off my quirky persona.



A screaming, no-nonsense black man.

except for the cauc.

Obviously, but there is a loophole in the wording.
HOORAY SCHOLARSHIPS.


Now I get it.

If this question was asked 30 years ago I'd say Sylvester Stallone, but today...

Tom Welling.

thats a really old joke

im pretty sure that just because im from minor asia [the middle east] well im pretty sure i can't put down im asian, cosidering i look sorta tan, all year round

Christian Bale

obviously.

topic'd: this is a really hard question.
i'm trying to think of an actress that acts like me and i can't.

well i've never even thought about it until just now. :-\

ok i decided
im gonna play myself
who better to act like me than... me?

that's cheating! let's say you have to direct the film and can't act because you don't have any legs right then...who would you choose?

wow. no legs.
AND NO ARMS! hahaha

why wouldn't i have legs?



hey
don't be cruel

you were going to get a dual leg transplant but the donor's legs turned out to be bad legs, so you don't have any legs right now while you wait for new legs...

but what happened to MY legs originally

photography accident

Ooo... touche.

since when have i been into photography?

ohh i like making this difficult
lol

It is a disease spread by pictures being taken of you, because the picture traps your soul and inevitably makes your legs fall off.

as i posted in an earlier thread;

you aren't into photography. you just got pictures taken for family photos, but they went horribly wrong.

ok
i'll stillbe the actress
and on the red carpet i'll be all
please, no pictures

if not
id have hannah montana be me
but shes a bitch, cosidering she cancelled on my school
i had to deal with 30 whiny frosh when they found out she wasn't coming to perform at our school

or the frosh class played a really long and cruel trick on me

why didnt they just call in flav?

hes not age appropriate
:-D
this is starting to become annoying

I'll just go ahead and point out the obvious choice to play me.





Not even David Bowie. I want Jareth the Goblin King.

For a little context, check out this awesome clip from Labyrinth.

Not only do we share a common fashion sense and hair style, but...



















...he has the junk necessary to pull off the role.

LOLLOLOLOL! lurrve it.

I used to watch that movie so much.

You fucking slut!!

how bout it's audrey hepburn as me
and paris hilton as the backstabbing bitch who ruined my life

i like that better

josh hartnett