most crazy thing i've ever seen.

I am intrigued.

kinda like cock fighting in a way.

I never thought I would ever read a thread with that as it's title.

And to be on topic, I think that it probably doesn't exist.

Where can I see this shit go down?

who knows?


it could be in the sewers of L.A. for all we know! or even an abandoned subway stations.

u got this from the daily show last night didnt u

nope...i don't even watch that.
my friend and i came up with it and how awesome it would be if it were a movie.

I'll grab my baby and go find a place where I can compete in this shit.

you know awesome it would be to watch one?

Paaaaaa at the thought of babies cage fighting.

Better, yet, compete in one.
This little shit's gonna earn me a lot of money.

it takes a lot of training though...your baby needs to be RIPPED!

What the fuck, I thought this thread meant underground baby fighting actually existed. I was hoping for some videos. I'm such a tard.

it might exist...but probably illegal.

So did I. Disappointed...

Me too, backpacks...me too ):

Probably?

what harm could babies do to each other?

In the red corner: Toby!
In the blue corner: Jeff!

Here is a trident and a net, let's do this!
A-A-A-A-A-A-AWESOME IDEA!

randomly they would throw toys in the ring for them to use.

Look at what I found y'all
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UFep750cmKQ

wow...need more training.

They need to fight for a start.

i bet people would make a lot of money.

It was the next best thing/stop pissing on my bonfire.

I can already see somebody trying to cheat by putting a weightlifting champion midget in a bib with a binky and rattle lol

Well, if your bonfire is actually a candle, like this, then maybe you should build a bigger fire.

UNDERGROUND BABY FIGHTING

I can actually see this happening one day.

glad you agree too!

hahhaha.

trophies would be available.

Step 1: Babies, two of them
Step 2: Knives strapped to helmets/gloves/shoes
Step 3: Large dog crate/cage
Step 4: Underground baby fighting

would there be age brackets, do you think?

babies develop pretty quickly, so a six month would be at a massive disadvantage when put against a ten month.

I imagine there would be age brackets in some baby fighting circles

In others, though, it would be sort of a "take on all comers" affair

you are correct...different stages too.
they could have nick names too.

DIAPER-FILLING DANNY
VS
TYRANNOSAURUS MIKE!

Two baby enter

One baby leave

I just got my girlfriend pregnant, be prepared for my kid sometime in September, bitches.

Shit I'd better get started.
Thanks for reminding me, spence.

i'm gonna steal a baby so i can enter!

That shits tight.

gives me goosebumps.

The class of baby would also have a play on the fight. For example, a rich baby would be able to afford a gun. Major bonus when fighting.

I am selling babies at a modest price for the upcoming underground baby fighting championship in February. Prices will vary.

i need a baby.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

this is a serious manner....blood, sweat, and tears are involved in this epic sport.

I'm available for baby breeding just about everyday, give me a call.

Up until I read this thread, I always thought I didn't want kids