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devinxninja
Give me your BEST pickup line EVER
andeh22
I say "Hey babe I think you have the most beautiful...." and half way through my compliment I taser the bitch till she's unconscious, then in the morning she wakes up in the woods naked next to a dead goat.
Majismoshlover
already a topic on this.
fuck sake.
andeh22
QUOTE(Majismoshlover @ Feb. 17, 2009. 06:48 PM) [snapback]1411911[/snapback]

already a topic on this.
fuck sake.



Hmmm, such an interesting pickup line.
jenn7205
QUOTE(andeh22 @ Feb. 17, 2009. 11:21 PM) [snapback]1411916[/snapback]

QUOTE(Majismoshlover @ Feb. 17, 2009. 06:48 PM) [snapback]1411911[/snapback]

already a topic on this.
fuck sake.



Hmmm, such an interesting pickup line.

funny, and stupid.
devinxninja
it is?? i couldnt find it...
jenn7205
There were like 4.
devinxninja
oh, proves how good i can find something... smile.gif oh well no one has to answer, just wanting to see what you guys could come up with, like: "ill be the devil and you be gorgia so i can go down on you!" stuff like that..."nice car, wanna have sex" you know...??..right?
peanutbutterjellytime
QUOTE(andeh22 @ Feb. 18, 2009. 12:47 PM) [snapback]1411908[/snapback]

I say "Hey babe I think you have the most beautiful...." and half way through my compliment I taser the bitch till she's unconscious, then in the morning she wakes up in the woods naked next to a dead goat.

I read in another thread that your 9, your a sick physcotic freak
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