You don't have to try hard to be funny.

you can just say
'crap'
and people laugh hysterically...

I have a charisma of 10.

Usualy only in real life.

apparently it requires the "saying" to be funny.

dunno.

God damn you and your high barter/speech skills

I do stand up, I just say "crap" over and over.

eh,
-ish.


And even sometimes "doing"

(as in crapping for all of you who don't get it)

LMFAO. you guys know what i mean.

awe, you guys are sooo cute!

According to a lot of people, I am. And no, I don't say "crap" over and over.
When the moment presents itself, I catch on to it quickly. I guess I'm good at improv

i'd call that being witty, not improv, but maybe that's just me...

HI! =]

At times I make people go hysterical and at other times they say YOUR LIEK NOT LIEK FUNNY OMG LIEK JSUT LIEK STOP >=(

no, i'm naturally just... fucking unstable.

i can make my best friends laugh at like any time.
but that doesn't take much, my friends are amused if i say FUCKITY FUCK FUCK.

i dont know.
you would have to ask my peeps!

Improv is:
to compose and perform or deliver without previous preparation; extemporize: to improvise an acceptance speech.

Witty is:
possessing wit in speech or writing; amusingly clever in perception and expression



You're witty.

Poop. Pee pee. Butts. Fart. As you might be able to tell, I do stand up for kindergartners.

apparently i'm hilarious. unfortunately i don't actually try to be that way. i tell my friends something i did when i was little or something that happened to me in the past, and they think it's fucking incredible.
i reckon they're real normal things that happen to me as well haha, but apparently they're really not normal things at all.

Then I must be five because that was rather amusing.

oh i like that funny person, bob, lemme spell ot backwards for you.... BOB. hahaha who lol-o-ing so hard to that? heheh hard =] pervs!

Haha, same.

....What?

bob saget, motherfucker.

oh im not usally like this, just bored, oh yeah so yeah =]

I'm hilarious.

explaining it made you 100% gay

not really. although some find me quite funny.

Hilarious.
Ohwaitno.

YEAH.I can be like dammit and people laugh.

I'm pretty fucking hilarious in real life.

Doesn't generally transcend onto the interwebs.

people seem to get a kick out of my unintentional sarcasm
and uses of funny voices and stupid faces in my speech
I do some good impressions too

so yeah i guess I'm naturally funny

Yes I am.

i have made multiple people piss their pants from laughing.

Isn't that called scareing people?

Could i BE anymore funny?

I've actually never laughed at anything sophie has said whatsoever.

I'm naturally very sarcastic and sarcasm is quite funny.

no im terrible at making jokes
yet im funny online...

Pretty funny. Sarcasm is highly appreciated by most of my friends.

Ill tell you a story bout yesterday
We were playing cricket (for you americans its like an english version of baseball)
This guy was the worst batsman id ever seen and my gay monobrow friend says wow that guy is an awesome batsman
and hten i say yer so is that piece of grass

Yes OBV.



Is that actually meant to be funny?

I don't think you quite understand the meaning of my post.

4chan?

No.


Bing

I see you've given up on trying to get Sophie to fuck you, Gara

It's his intelligent way of playing hard to get.

This thread should be renamed "How dumb are the people you associate yourself with?" Speaking of unfunny, I just watched a Cedric the Entertainer special. Is the joke that he's not entertaining?