HAY What the heck is a food battle 2009!? Some kind of robot training simulation? I hate grocery shopping

What are you some kind of jerk?

I hope you get an answer, because I know lots of people are wondering.

I really hate it when I order food and the waiter says "Man, we don't sell that here!". And then I find out that I'm in the middle of Wal-Mart

What are you doing at a table in Wal-mart? False advertising, I tell ya.

You guys are making me hungry.

These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!

Also: No it's okay, it's okay, one two three one two three

ALL ANYONE LISTENS FOR IS THE MISTAKES

You got pretzels? I got pretzels.

Tenacious D should have pretzels.

Who puts Cheese Wiz on pretzels?

Who puts cheese whiz on hotdogs?