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Harry Potter

twilight is easily the worst movie i've never seen.

Edward is one HAWTTT chick...........WHAT!!!??

I actually have to agree with you.
Well, it's not the worst movie ever, but it is really bad.
The acting was horrible, and I think whoever chose the cast is a dumbass.
But I am a Twilight fan, only because I read the book first.
I used to think "Wow, why are people so obsessed with Twilight? It's just a stupid book."
Over half of my friends recommended me to read it, so I gave in and I did.
It's seriously a really good book.
The movie was horrible though.
The next movie about it (New Moon) will suck even more, only because Edward leaves Bella and it's just Bella and Jacob for a long time. Which isn't interesting.
But there'll be a new director.
Anyways, I don't think anything in this thread will make me mad, because most people will be dissing on the movie, while the book is actually pretty good.

Jonas Brother > Twilight

I wish Jacob would kill Edward

Uhhh... Twilight is crap?

I honestly don't get the hype over Robert Pattinson. He's really ugly...

This made me lol xD

The film was pretty dire.
The books though are brilliant.
Shame what a let down.

Smosh > Twilight

That is saying something.

Twilight is Sh*T!

hm. Creative (sarcasm), yet effective.

I loved the one fight scene in the movie.

For some people.
Edward hates Bella and loves Jacob....
but then they kill themselves.

Or Stephanie Myer died off the face of the earth and every bookstore recalled all the series.

God I hate the book. >.< and the movie.

Good lord. A 6 year old could have pulled a better story out of their ass.

Vampires suck more than blood...

When I decided to begin the initial exploration of this detritus, it was like being plunged into an icy stream. Once blood began to flow again, it seemed I'd been damaged. In my brain.

The considerable misgivings Stephenie Meyer has as an author are impossible to miss, unless of course you are one of the thousands of sexually frustrated teenage girls who've invested hours of your time reading that garbage. Yes, that's right. Twilight is on par with the books you read in Junior High, the ones you might read in the library, forgoing lunch altogether because the threat of physical violence was very real.

I've noticed that you're the only one to spell her name right.

Uh yeah, out of the two people including sake that said it?
Well done.

Twilight Sucks

I hated Twilight@(*&#()#

It was SO annoying how Kristen Stewart would go through 15 different facial expressions every time the camera was on her. *Acts scared. Smiles. Looks around depressed. Glares. Shifty Eyes. Quivers lips* HAHA, terrible.

lol the girl who played Bella played a girl in Zathura, guess what happened to her half the movie.........SHE WAS FROZEN IN THE BATHROOM! And dude I know, it's is so hard to get a plaster or w.e copy of yourself to stand in one spot, man that takes so much concentration.

twilight sucks

If I wanted to see something better I would watch a 4 year old pick his nose

Shit >Twilight

edward is....GAY!!!

THE MOVIE SUCKED BALLS! AND THE BOOK WAS SO BORRING I PUT IT DOWN AFTER THE 1ST CHAPTER. BELLA SHOULD GET A LIFE THAT VAMPIRE-DICK-SUCKING SLUT! ITS SAD THAT STEPHNIE DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT VAMPIRES AND SHES WRITING ABOUT THEM!

i know they arnt good but im a HUGE fan and i would punch someone if they said this

I hate the books and like the movie.

Anyway, just tell them Harry could kill Edward in less than a second. They'll go batcandy.

edward's f**k ugly

Edward's a stalker, he watches people sleep.

Edward is hiding because some 5-year-old said his hair looked weird.

edward sucks cow nipples

Kristen Stewart has a really manly voice lol

Twilight's special effects were worse than Barneys.

hhhhh...
i was sleeping watched the movie and was puking read the book....
and the worst thing is in the last book.. breaking down... i read it and ARRGH! I waited for the sex paragraph in the honeymoon section! But i didn't find that! Friggin sucka!

i bet when Edward flew off the bed is because Bella smells really badd...

This is what you tell them.

"Choose a Harry Potter book. One, two, three, four, five, six, or seven. It doesn't matter which you choose." Once they choose say... "Okay, that book sold more copies than the whole Twilight series put together."

Guaranteed lulz.

The books weren't great. The acting in the movie was stiff as fuck. Edward and Jacob aren't real people so I don't quite understand the obsession. Pattinson needs to wash his damn hair more often and Kristen needs to stop looking like a druggie.

Come on, that says nothing! Smosh is better than everything. Well, almost everything.

This.

Fuck you're stupid.

Grammar police; don't make me tase your ass.

Furthermore, sex Twilight.