Well, one time I was walking down the street and some guy came up to me and said " Shut up, or I'll put a TOFU burrito down your pants!" once he was gone I was cracking up. First of all I wasn't talking and second: TOFU burrito?

I don't get the threats I give em. Here's one, SHUT UP I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

I said WEIRD threat

I was watching Greek tonight (Not by choice. My girlfriend made me watch it, honest.)

They said "I will rip off your head and tinkle down your neck hole" or something like. I was like, "Yeah mmhmm you go girl!"