I had a nightmare about Spaargh's dad.
He came to my house and denied I was a 13 year old female.

^ ahahaha

I wish I know what Spaargh's dad looked like.
I think of him as a thirty year old male Spaargh

All I know is in my dream he was toothless.

i dreamt something strange when i fell asleep while studying just now.

i was on the computer and all of a sudden porn (chicks for some reason) pops up and i try to click away but it doesnt and only becomes more and more.

then mum came in and is like: what are you doing? and i said: nothing, i try to click away! and she gives me that disappointed look of hers.

Solution: Dont Study Again!.
Hahaha Lesbo Porn!!. ¬¬

yeah wtf?

i told my mum and she couldnt stop laughing for like ten minutes,

K So there was like..this weird being possessing my family, mainly my brother, and it was trying to stop my invisible friend (I have no idea who it was..but she was there?) from having her baby so we run into the bathroom and I was like...Have da baby in the bathtub. but then the...being was trying to break into the bathroom and it like..bamboozled my phone so I couldn't call anyone I knew so I like..called Rodro in Mexico and told him to call the police and the hospital ahahaha and I was like..speaking in Spanish and it was fucking weird as a beast.

i had a dream that i was dating weeman from jackass. i dont know why. it was a little weird, but funny

after watching back to the future parts 1,2,and3 i fell asleep im my dream me and mt dad were driving in a car were al the sudden in the 2020 we step out if the car my dad gets shot i walk areound and fing out fidel castro has taken over i find my mon she is beaten and in the hospitle she asks what has happend to me where hav i been for the past 13 years then i get shot the end

another i am on my couch and batman busts through the windo and shots me

old one i am in a car on a hill my mom is still inside and the car starys driving its self and i lose controll and crash

thats all for now

I had a dream last night that I don't understand..


We were driving in the car with my mom (me, 2 brothers and 2 sisters) and we were about to get in a car accident. Next thing i remember, my mom wasn't in the car anymore. I don't know what happened or anything, she just wasn't there. So my brother (he just got his permit in real life) started driving us home.. we were almost home but then we got into an accident with my DAD. My dad was in this black car and he slammed into us. There was an explosion, and no one was around but me just standing there close to the fire. I was trying to find help but there was no one around in my entire town.

I don't remember the rest..


Weird dream, I know, and I can't figure it out.

it was my graduation, but the cap and gown was optional and i was freaking out because i really wanted the cap and gown and i wasnt wearing it. then in the row behind me was my boyfriend even though he graduated in '05. halfway through graduation was a 'break' so on the break i ran home and got my cap and gown and put my glasses on? then me and all these girls were standing in this hallway crying and hugging. then when i went outside for graduation, it was like at a uni and was graduting college. weird.

I had a dream that I was in a parody of Snakes on a Plane. It was Snakes on a Train. I saved myself by jumping off the train. Never would have thought of that would you?

ohhh shiiit, i always have wierd dreams after i take NyQuill.
last night i had a dream that i was holding a gun to jesus's head, and was trying really hard not to pull the trigger, but something kept on making my finger squeeze the trigger tighter and tighter. then all the sudden jesus morphed into this woman, so i just kind of stopped fighting the trigger finger and let myself shoot her in the face.
i mean, killing some random woman is better than shooting jesus in the face, right?
and worst part is that she didn't even die, she just put her hand over her mouth and stared at me and started crying.
i felt like a horrible person for having that dream.
just kidding.
but seriously.

EDIT: wow, i just re-read that and i sound like a total psycho. whatever though, it was INTENSE.

cuntrash was in my dream once

I dreamt two nights ago everyone left the site and I was made a moderator...and Ashuku was in it

i have wayyyy freaky dreams, that i won't put up here. altho, i'm posting this to let yall know that i have crazy dreams!

it's funny i always have dreams that I can fly

i had this really cool dream where i won the hownotto contest
(which is impossible cause i didnt enter )
and I went to anthonys house and i went on smosh.com and he was like OMG THATS SO COOL and i was like okaaaaaaaay

I had a dream about seven years ago where in it I thought I was a Poke-master.

lol okaaaaaay

Rofl do you ever survive a dream?



Fixed you fucking nerd!

These are slanderous lies!

a couple of nights ago, i dreamt i was with johnny knoxville. i don't even think of him much, at a few times i thought he was cute in jackass and movies like "the ringer". i don't remember much, but i was so damn smitten

i had a dream that i was a ant

oh and one time i had a dream that i got to go on a date with Bam and he did a whole bunch of crazy stuff with me....we went sky diving together

There was a guy.
He looked a bit like Luke (boxx0r), if that helps you picture it. He was wearing a hackey sack, and was stuck in a brass-looking cage and he was singing in German, really high-pitched, and I think he wanted me to let him out, so I went on a hunt for a key or crowbar or something. There was this really loud buzzing, the whole time. I was wearing this really nice bluish-green dress, satin shoes, and my hair was up in a topknot, with a crown on it. I wasn't walking exactly, sort of floating.
Anyway, enough detail. I found a brass-looking key, put it in the brass-looking lock to open the brass-looking cage, and this guy started crying hysterically. I decided to try and comfort him, the pansy, but he jumped out and turned into a pelican and flew off, knocking me over in the process. And then I woke up with a jolt.

Mental case.

Desert nomads.

i dreamed i would drive around without a licence, and the BND (german CIA) would watch me with a satellite. When i asked them how they knew this, they said ''you look like one who's driving without.

that depressed me.

The weirdest dream EVER:

So, I'm strapped to one of those luggage things in airports that go around in cirlces, with a sundress and a snorkel on. I keep passing by those warp tunnel green things (like in SuperMario games) where all of these random people/creatures come out. So here was some of the things that came out:

- Bunny
- A friend
- Sunflower mixed with a dog (?)
- Red Bunny
- Another friend
- Cat
- Camera with eyes. Like, cartoonie eyes.

Then all of a sudden nothing was coming out, until BAM, this creepy looking head comes out. And then the luggage thing stops. And we're just staring each other down. And its silence. And it's silence for a while. Then a shoe starts growing out of his head. Then theres more silence. Then he screams

"SUPRISE!"

and all of my friends jump out from behind him and yell

"SUPRISE!"

and I wake up.










I'm one messed up kid.

well heres 3 incredibly weird dreams i remember that have happened 06-07
-I woke up, took a shower, and was eating breakfast. Then I started dialing a phone number. My sister was calling my name and I was yelling "I'm busy doing something" Then she yelled back "you're not doing anything... YOURE SLEEPING!" ... i was sleeping the whole time
-This was probably influenced by the video MUFFINS!... I woke up and went into the kitchen. It was filled with piles of muffins and stacks of muffins. And I said to my mom "what should I have for breakfast" and she said "have a muffin" so I opened a cabinet neatly filled with muffins and said "what flavor should I have" and my sister yelled "CHOCO-CHOCO-CHIP!"... then I woke up from my sleep
-The Jonas Brothers were filming a music video near my house so they were staying in our empty guest room (we dont have an empty room in my house) and they were hanging out with us and stuff and I woke up wondering if they were still there!?!?!
...Sorry for such a long comment, I just have the weirdest dreams... I'm not even gonna start on the one where Ian & Anthony personally delivered my Smosh sweater to my house & they HATED me... haha

lmao. ahahaha, thats halarious.

I have really weird dreams, and then i can't remember them, its so sad =[

I had this dream once that all the cows in the world went crazy and started attack humans but when a group of them went to go attack this train they turned into killer insects... it was rather strange...

yep. a strange one alright.

Well this is strange dream..
I had this job delivering catalouges and about three weeks into it i had this dream that like 40 people were delivering, not just me, but it wasn't papers...we all had those green shopping bags full of grass! and we were putting handfulls of it in people's letterbox's all over this one area. i don't remember the rest...

When I first read that I thought it said canolopes ... or however you spell that damn word XD

were you talking about mine?

Yes, guess I could have been more clear.. Sorry.

thats okay..new here and still learning..ya

It's all good =]

Another weird dream I had...

This tornado came and it was to my waist, had arms, eyes, and a mouth... and it wanted to play tag. To get through buildings it had to go through doors. Of course everyone in my dream, including me, was terrified of this thing... So we were all running around like crazy people basically causing the havoc the tornado should have... Anyway.. it was a weird one. lol.

Something that seemed really scary when I was 9 was a dream where I was holding this tile with an evil face on it, and then it started laughing like an evil villian, except really deep and scary. Then I woke up.

Also, an embaressing dream was where I dreamed I was going in the washroom but it splattered all over my leg...when I woke up I found out why...it happened to me twice when I was a little kid but it doesn't happen anymore.

Another thing is sometimes when I'm sleeping, I'll be almost awake and I'll still be dreaming but I'll be able to feel my eyes closed, and it's really annoying to be able to see something like that in your dreams but have your eyes closed. ( I can still see what's in my dream though)

getting banged by jared leto lol scary!!!!!

i had a dream i was riding a caterpillar through hills

I had a dream about a serial killer wearing an orange ski mask.

No more Jared Padalecki movies for me.

oh i had another dream once that i donated all my hair and i hated my hair cut and everyone said it was ugly and i cried, woke up...felt my head and my hair was still there. i think it was because i watched a movie with a girl and she had short hair before i went to bed.

okay i had a reallly weird dream last night.
real life- theres this guy that really wants to meet me and i really want to meet him.

dream-so i fly to where he lives and when i get there i go to his house and he's not home. so i chill with his mom for like ever then him and like ten of his friends come home and they go outside and play pool and drink beer. then they played beer pong. and i kept getting in and out of the shower.i took like 500 showers. me and him didnt talk at all then i sat on his couch.

real life-then i woke up

i dont get it...

Uuh, maybe u don't want to meet'm at all? and about the shower, u just took a shower or thought about a shower the next morning...

okay. heres one of my weirdest dreams. evar.

well, im with my friends, you see. and we have to get across this nasty garbage filled pool. but instead of walking AROUND, we decide to jump in. and yeah its really weird. then im transported to my bathroom.

me and my friend know someones coming, so we hide in the shower. then these crazy crocodiles come in, they're insane, i swear to god. this one was sitting on my toilet singing and blowing up liek a balloon. then they catch me and bit me. it was tickly.

then i was transported to a grocery store. i meet this old man, who makes me carry around this GINORMOUS yellow easter bunny in a shopping cart. then i wake up.

I have had some pretty weird dreams. Have you ever had a dream and then and in time the thing you dreamed about actually happened?

yeah the other day i dreamt i woke up and hit the snooze button then fell alseep (a daily ritual)

and i thought it was real until i actually woke up and hit the real snooze button.

I dreamed I was the greatest basketball player ever... (Not true )

I had a dream that i was in a closet tied up and stuff, and then some dude opened the closet door, it was my boyfriend he pulled me up and then he dropped me and he fell to the ground...he died....and then i started crying, and then some other guy opened the closet and then...and then....and then....i woke up and it was time to go to school....damnit

I had this dream years ago where i was being chased across this desolate field by a ginormous . needless to say it scared the ever living crap out of me at the time haha