That i killed my mum. Very weird!

does anyone ever have dreams where you dream that youre falling and when you wake up you jerk! i love those dreams!

K so I was like..substituting some class for kids with special gifts or something (X-Men style). And there was this baby so I pick it up and I was like "What's your talent, babes?" and he said in this really deep voice "I don't know what do you think it is?"

So I was like, "Oh. I see."

And then later da baby was talking to me and he was like "I'm 19 but no one wants to go out with me because they feel like a pedophile" and he was holding his diaper. It was like, the weirdest thing I have ever experienced.

I was in a crowded sort of place with my family, then suddenly my mom got a gun out and started shooting people, the police came and she was took away. My dad vanishes somewhere.

It moves on to me teaching my little sister to ride her bike alone (Don't know where my dad is in the dream), and my mums in a balcony prison, she looks rly scary, with her hair out, black eyes and stoned face. and shes wearing a prison uniform and lying in the corner of the room.

...

and the dream gets weirder. my sister has like piercings all over her face, and her lip one falls out so i take her to the bathroom mirror to have a look, and i see my moms reflection behind us.
then i woke up.

You seriuosly gotta cut off the yeyo.

why dont i ever get weird dreams :[

you don't want them, trust me.

i've learned to keep my weird dreams to myself. I don't like it when they make me take pills

haha, i once had a dream that a giant pearl came and destroyed the planet! haha

that's how most of my dreams start. i know it sucks. i got shot in a dream like straight away, then i woke up i was like what the fuck? it was random, no person, no me really, but i got shot. it was like a 5 sec clip in my head.

speaking of werid dreams i had a dream that my friend was pregnant, yes a guy, just liek arnold swarzaneggar(soz probs spelt rong) but this dream was really fucked up :/

I keep having dreams with Drake Bell in them.
It's so weird, I mean, I'm not obsessed with him or anything.

There's a teacher @ my school that looks like he could crush ur head with his biceps and I had a dream I was in his class and that he randomly started kicking everyone's ass...........it was sweeeeeeet......and bloody

I had a dream where I was hiding behind my couch from an evil chicken that wanted to eat me...payback i guess.?..but anyway it found me, ate me and I woke up.

i had a dream where chuck norris came to my house and droped kicked me

did you die when he kicked you...hmmm?

i had the scariest dream i was in skool learning
OMG it was real *screams**dies*

Last night, I dreamt that a 6 year old was doing my hair and added all those colourful extensions except they were all at the front of my head

........:S....

i had a dream where i went in my kitchen to introduce my mom to my friend ivan, who in my dream i was dating, and she was looking in the fridge and when she shut the door, she had no pants on and she had a GIANT penis. like... THICK. abnormally thick. like a whale penis. it was fucking WEIRD.

Wow, that is pretty messed up. Sorry you had to see that.

im sorry i had to see that, too. it was fucking traumatizing.

Ok, I had a really fucked up daydream that just sprung to me randomly before. I had been looking at Baywatch theme songs on youtube and out of nowhere springs this daydream. Suddenly in place of the Hoff is Costa. Anyways, on the mad boat with him is Gina, and then she's running on the beach. She trips. Anyways cut to me and booboo. (of course we have to be in it SOMEWHERE ) Then we have Patrick and Boxxor. Then we got Casey and Dangbang and Gripster is driving the boat, sticking out like a sore thumb. You know, it's like one of these things you don't believe it will happen till it actually does. And that Ofear guy has his dog. That mutated thing.

Overall very very messed up. :|

Hahahahahaha, you're crazy korang.
... was I wearing a one-piece or two? Just curious..

Hahaha cool dream

You were wearing a one piece, Boobs. I was wearing a two. If I recall correctly.

Hahaha, it was even realistic!

I have the strangest dreams ever, I once had a dream my grandma was a talking paper ball and I kicked her into the phonebox which had loads of chairs and crunchie bars in and all my friends were sat in there, it flew into this field and the propeller went missing..lol

i wa falling into blackness and wakeup middle of the night

i once had a dream that i was on some road with my sister and friend and then my dad drove past in his truck and has melissa oneil and rex goudie with him, it was so weird.

I had a dream where I was sleeping in my room. It was the exact same as in real life.

Keep in mind, for this dream, I actually though I was awake.

Ok well I'm lying there sleeping in both reality and my dream, when (in my dream) I hear something. So I wake up (again, in my dream) and see that my door is moving. I try to get up from my bed to check out what it was, but I can't for some reason. It really started to bug me because I thought I was awake the whole time. I didn't know what the hell was wrong with me.

It was pretty taunting until I woke up.

maybe someone slipped you a roofie.

hhahha wow thats very interesting.

i dreamed with ian last nite

Last night I had a dream that I was in this Doctor Seuss-looking place that had some oppressive government with a group of people I know. I don't remember what I was doing, but I looked down from this balcony, and this kid I knew who was there with us was being chased by a bunch of giantic gray bumble bees, and he was screaming. Then I overheard the government officials saying that because the kid had run from the bumble bees, he had to be arrested. Then I woke up. It was really weird...

i think my dream lastnight consisted of daniel radcliffe, my friend, meredith and the tv...

i can't remember exactly tho..

The other day I had a dream that these animal people were trying to mate a normal polar bear to one who was half polar bear, half chicken. It even had a beak. I tried to save the normal one because I thought he didn't belong there, but I woke up before I could.

i have a GOOD one.


ok.

well..


My mom and i worked in a pet store. and when we got home my brother drove into the hallway. (which was supposivley a normal place to park) and like a week later hes like "CRAP I LEFT MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE CAR!!!!" so he goes in and shes dead. and it smells like freaking dead corpses. (but i could smell it in my dream) turns out the door was unlocked the whole time. so my mom tried to vaccuum the smell (which didnt work) so we put her in a trash bag and took her to the pet store. and the customer thought she was a tiger and bought her.



THE END.

My weirdest dream was really short, I was just standing there and all of a sudden my mom exploded and turned into a lizzard and killed me. Nice eh?

i had a weird dream that was a croos between tron and mad max. I was in a dark city with some random guy and people kept trying to kill us. I'm not really sure what to make of it. So i stayed home from school today to ponder it.

The other night, something really strange happened to me, which I can't really tell if it was a dream or not.

I took a nap around 7:30 and woke up an hour and a half later, went on the computer for 10 minutes, and fell asleep about 20 minutes after that. I woke up twice in sleep paralysis, and the third time, I was paralyzed again, except this time I tried my hardest to lift my arm, and when I looked at it(it was really hard to lift it and my head) I saw a blue card/rectangular aura in my hand. It's kind of like looking down at something in your hand in an actual dream, and I felt familiar with the object until I "snapped" awake, in the same position, but without the object.

I don't know what it was, though. Out-of-body experience?!

These days I dream that people arround me die,
Like one night it can be someone I don't really care about like... that weird guy who works( ''working'', he's not doing any shit all day) at my school and the night after it can be my parents....it's really weird, and they all die in different ways.
I think it has things to do with how I've been acting recently...

i dreamt that i owned the chuckie cheeses empire

I have weird dreams every night.................mostly they are on the verge of being nightmares, but are strangely hilarious. Like this one "Freddy Krueger Dream" I had. I was standing @ the top of my stairs looking into my dining room while my dad stood there asking about cookies. and I look outside (which is impossible 'cause irl there is a wall there) and Freddy Krueger is doing a freakin' monkey walk thing up my driveway. then he gets in my garage and does that girly finger wave thing @ me..then I woke up lol.

I also had a dream that I started going out w/ my friend (it's a chick and yeah I really do want to).....and so we went out and went to Bob Evans or something (which makes no sense 'cause she doesn't eat when ppl are around) and so we're sitting there and she started stripping.......and then put my hand on her boob.......then i woke up and I was like AWWWWWWWWWW DAMN!........although I could still feel her boob in my hand it was weird.........and hot..........

More to come as they enter my sick twisted mind

I keep falling asleep in my first period class, and waking up having a nightmare.
I'm usually falling face first into the ground..

O.o i dream all the time!

in fact, i had a very strange dream the night before last:

my best friend and i were going to a formal, so we went a library to get a dress for it. the librarian wouldn't let me check out any books, so i payed her so i could borrow them. then we met the rest of our volleyball team (we're not even on a team...) on a little boat and they got killed. then my friend and i got kidnapped by 3 or 4 guys and 2 or 3 girls (the numbers escape me...) and they tied us up inside a different boat and were gonna interrogate us. i got mad and told them i was gonna kick all their butts. one of the girls told me she was gonna post naked pics of me all over the internet, and one of the guys said he was gonna kill my boyfriend. then they started throwing our dead friends at us and this guy with a mutated nasty foot started chasing me around the room. the leader of the kidnappers, some blonde dude, decided to let my best friend and boyfriend go if i did something for him. i had to give him a lap dance and if it wasn't sexy enough for him, he was gonna kill all of us. so i did it. i don't know if it worked or not b/c then i woke up.

oh well.

tl;dr

i wonder how long it took to make that up?

okay, you know what? i did dream that. i know it sounds weird, but that's how i always dream. things don't make sense and stuff happens out of the blue, for no reason. what is it that makes it so unbelievable? i'd like to know, because there are a lot more stories on here than mine and i don't understand why you think mine is bogus.

ok well my wierdest dream is...

I was a superhero and this drunk Irish guy wanted drinking partners so he made everyone Irish so I had to make everyone their natural heritage and i had to kill the drunk guy's gian beetle and i woke up kickeng because I was kicking the beetle

I've had some weird dreams where i'm in a video game, and running away from these rly big mutants. stupid yet quite disturbing.