i had a dream when i was like 4, that i was at my preschool, and this huge cartoon character was eating all the students and it said, "mmmm...tastes like chicken!" yea, it was kinda...different.

i have dreams that i kill people?!?!?!
yeah its scary most of the time its my friends

i dont really have dreams

i wish i did

i usually only have the dreams where it's like you're falling and then you wake up after or right before you hit the ground

when i was like 4/5 i watched the Jurassic Park movie, and several times after that i had freaky dreams about the t-rex, commin' to my house to eat my family, on Christmas eve!?! weird i know....

No more baywatch dreams for me, but I had a falling dream last night.

same i really hate those dreams, you know people can die from a dream of them dieing... ye freaky i know

i dreamt the BND (CIA in Germany) said i was driving without a licence....they said i was driving so bad they even can see it via satellite.

that depressed me.

I had an extremely weird dream last night. I was in this hot teacher's class (yeah she does exist, teach @ my school and again no I haven't had her as a teacher) and so the whole class was sitting around talking about random shit. So she walks up to the little group I was sitting w/ and is like "I wear my skirt gangster style" and pulls it down to her knees.............and she had see-thru panty hose on.............I was like "wow..........Im really screwed up in the head"

My best friend was telling me that she dream t that me and my other best friend were making out.

Worrrrd.

i had a dream that everyone at school was at a party but i didn't know where and when i showed up noone could see me or hear me it was weird

when I was very young I saw a caveman and a lion by a cave in the corner , they were really small like an old action figure. then british redcoats, horses and alll came out from under my bed toward the cave man. marching, the got so close right about to fight and then I wake up.yes i was dreaming

strangly, I watched myslef sit up on my bed watching this. I have ALOT of third person dreams, and its strange when I think back to those types of dreams

I normally have dreams where I get killed. And some of times, this is really not good, I do actually die in them. I don't wake up as I'm about to die. That's some scary stuff. And the really creepy part is that the dude killing me is either Michael Meyers(sp?) or this old dude with small blue goggles on. And he is always a strange shade of blue.

I also had a dream a couple of years ago about Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It had to do with Spike saving a bunch of kids. But all of the trees were red-orange and Spike ended up burning up in the sun. The next day, the October fires started. (in California).

But lately I haven't really had any dreams like that. I did have one about Spiderman 3 and another about me being Sam from Supernatural. But nothing too bad, you know.

when I was like 9 years old, I had a dream I was playing hide and seek at midnight with my friends, I hide by this weird old shed and then the light in the shed turned on, THEN!.....bum bum bum!.................. Barney was in the shed! He looked at me and said "ITS KILLIN TIME!" I run away scared as hell and I ran to my house and locked the door. I hid in my room. Barney knocks on the door, my little sister answers it, Barney picks her up and throws her in the bushes. I hear footsteps walikng slowly upstairs, I turn around trying to escape but then, Barney hit me on the head with a frying pan, I black out for a minute. Next thing I know, im tied up with an apple in my mouth, Barney stabs me in the back and puhes me down the stairs, I saw alot of blood in my trail and I was coverd in blood, then it all turned red, then I woke up! the end

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I dreamed about Lindsay Lohan last night. It was FUCKING DISGUSTING.
I feel very unclean.

So yeah. Make it so we have two active threads, rather than just continuing with the thread that was already alive.

Good job, "asshole."

a couple nights ago i had this dream where i was with a girl and we were arguing and and im like

"God!! i wish i could punch you in the fucking face right now but i know you could kick my ass!"

and she said that i could go on ahead and hit her, she wouldnt care or do anything
so in the dream i did. and she's like "what was that?? c'mon keep going!"

and i kept punching her and punching her till the point where i was on the ground on top of her just TRYING to punch her as hard i i could
then i yelled at her "god, i dont know what it is! i just keep flinching and holding back!"


so yea.

Well in not much time there will only be one. The one that was here first, and is about 34589436756298 times better than the new shitty one.
Maybe before you make threads you should do a search, because there's about a 1 in 100 chance that you have an original thought.
And like I said, this thread never died. "Asshole".

Anyway, in the dream, Lindsay was like sitting on a horse thing and we were leading her around a shopping centre and kept running her into shelves and making her fall off.
I don't remember much else, but I keep getting little tiny snippets of it and losing it like half a second later. I want to remember, it was cool! (Not the Lindsay part, the rest of it.)

Sometime last year I had a dream that I was in my math class. I only remember one question because it was totally random. It asked:

How can the caveman convince his daughters into converting to polytheism?

Told you.

I had that exact dream...

lately i've been having dreams about doing normal stuff. like, for example, homework. or grocery shopping. chores in general.

its sortof lame because i have to re-do every thing i've already done in my dream, except forreal.

hoorah!

I had a dream last night that I was trying to talk to my teacher but she wouldn't listen, so I was just sitting next to her in the dark crying while we watched some theatre.

And then I tried to talk to her after the show and she was like "just go to sleep" and pointed to the english room at my school. All the desks were gone, all that was in there was a king sized bed.
Then the bell rang and I realised I was actually late for english, but obviously the room had changed to make way for the bed.

So I got in the elevator (the stairs were gone), which had about 10 more buttons than there were floor, and I just pressed the bottom floor, figuring I'd work my way up and find my class.
So I pressed to go to the 6th floor under (the very bottom). On the way down, the elevator kept tipping, like it was going down a curvy shute. It wasn't hiting things, just twisting and generally not going straight down like they're supposed to.
I was thinking "What the fuck is going on?"
And then I looked at the side of the elevator to see if it could go back up, and there was a sign that said [SOME OF THE ROCKING IS DUE TO UNSTABLE PASSAGE. THE REST IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES.]
I was like "What the fuck? How is this funny?", but then the elevator stopped and I got out.

It was like a cave, except it was a carpark. None of the cars were parked straight, they were just wherever they could fit, and all bunched together so that the doors couldn't open. There was an old woman walking all spastic towards me, she had like purple hair and she was wrinklier than Gripster's balls. She was reaching for me, and I dodged her. I ran to where there was three doors. One of them was just a room full of spiders, one was full of termites (they were red, and ate people instead of wood), and the other was like a room full of broken glass.

So I run back to the elevator and press for the next floor up. I end up going 4 floors up instead. I get out. The entire level is made of ice. Well, not made of ice, but it's a freezer basically. Professor Trelawney was there (WTF??), she was like "are you going to collect your lunch, or are you going to leave?" and just kept repeating that over and over. I walked around the level, she was walking behind me and kept dropping things and the ice woul smash like glass and she'd stop to sweep it up and end up dropping more.
Just before I left (and she'd dropped the millionth thing) I turned around and said "Are you ok?"
She looked at me and then looked at the ice smashed everywhere, and looked at all the other students who just walked past without ever asking her if she needed help, and then she just kept cleaning.

I was thinking "Ok, I didn't really care anyway, I was just being polite." and went back to the elevator. This time I went to level two, and when I got there, a guy from my school (ADD to the max) got there and pressed like 7 buttons, cause he couldn't decide where he wanted to go. So after we'd stopped at two levels that either of us wanted, I just got out anyway.

I was in one of the halways from Hogwarts.

And then my mum came and woke me up.
UBITCH! That was a cool dream.

EDIT: Holy shit that turned out long. Read it anyway, betch.

hahaha, nice booboo. my dream.. can'r remember.. as always.. give me a while.. oooohhh!!! bree bit me yesterday! am so proud. did'nt hurt, just felt strange, she is so cute, her biting me will let her know, i am not food, and also no enemy. so yay me!!! glad you like bree.

really am.

byee

I was walking through a forest, and I walked back into town only to discover a guy laying on the ground and shot through the head. There were news reporters saying things like "We don't know who the assassin was but we do know that he is still loose in the forest."
Then everyone started screaming and pointing back towards the forest at a man with a rifle. He shot towards me, and I fell to the ground.
I woke up in a grocery store. I was told by the clerk that my mom had brought me there so I could get the groceries once I woke up.
I guess the bullet had missed me but I passed out and so I just came back to conciousness in a grocery store (question mark, much).
Then the shooter was in the store, and no one believed me when I told them it was actually him.

I told some of my friends about this.
They just laughed about it along with me.
& don't worry, my dreams are always this confusing.

all of my dreams are really lame lol. they never make sense, ever. and their really random. sometimes i wake up laffing, i swear lol.
oh but once, i did have a dream that my friend got killed by an evil flamingo...lol...
yeah...

i dreamed i was a criminal and i ripped off an ATM, too bad i only got $200 huh?

I dreamed someone abduct me

BUMP! Well, only a little bit.

Last night I had a dream my friend Rosie decided she really fancied David Tennant, so she entered a competition to meet him. She made me enter as well and I won, so she held me at gunpoint til I agreed to take her with me. We got to go on a shopping spree with £3000 before it and then we had to have a full body search before we went in. But I didn't want to so I kicked the security guard and ran in. David Tennant thought I was really weird and in all the photos I got of him, he was trying to run away from me. Then I got a part in Dr Who, cos I'm majorly cool like that.

Then today I found out she really does think he's fit. Bit worried...

I had a dream last night where I was in the movie Stay Alive 2. I hated it. It was so scary, and I couldn't get away from the game. For some reason Shia LaBouf was in it, and he was the main character. But it ended up him getting hung over a flight of stairs because he fell over the handle bar and got hung. It was creepy. But I don't think I died, just shot a couple times.

I had a dream that I went to this lake surrounded by cliffs and there was this really creepy guy there following me around, so I got scared and ran away. But then it turned out he was trying to save me from the guy with the gun and when I got shot at he took the bullet for me (and died). I fell off the cliff and broke my arm and my leg. Then next thing I knew I was in a hotel and they wouldn't let me leave the corridor my room was on until my arm got better, so I decided to stand in the corridor. But then the guy with the gun was at the end of the corridor and the lights started to go out one by one. I knew when the lights reached me, I'd get shot, so I ran to my room, but it wouldn't open. The lights almost reached me, but then the door opened and I found myself in a room with loads of people walking around and a waterfall for some reason. Then I saw the guy who took the bullet for me and I was like "Hey you didn't die." So I wanted to thank him, but he hadn't seen me and kept walking away from me and getting lost in the crowd. So I chased after him until I was at the top of the waterfall. Then I fell of and broke my arm and leg. He was down there and I followed him back to the waterfall and the same thing kept happening over and over again until I started to cry cos I was so annoyed. Then I got fed up and went back to the corridor. The guy with the gun was gone, then my mum told me it was time to go home and lots more panic followed cos I couldn't find my damn suitcase.

Why do I not dream normally?

Dream and normal doesnt go. everyone has weird dreams... pity i cant remember mine.

I have a lot of weird dreams ;-D

i dreamt im pregnant
few months ago

I just laughed so damn hard.
That's classic.

So I kind of metioned this dream in another thread, but I don't really remember much. And it was completely weird, not like any dream I have ever had before, so it scared me.

I was this weird criminal chick, and after this couple had gone out I went into their house and tried to steal some of their food. I was doing something else, too, but I don't remember what. Suddenly she comes home and she's like "WHAT THE FUCK?" and I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK?" and we're like "WHAT THE FUCK?". Then I for some reason decided that the only choice I had left was to torture her. So I like tied her up and beat the shit out of her (she was like 35, by the way), and then I was just about to leave because I really had to pee, when she called out for help, so I went and peed on her to shut her up.
And there was a guy with me at this point (I don't know who), and he told me to rape her, and then I sort of just stood over her. I guess that's how dream-rape goes.
So I didn't actually do anything, but it signified rape. If that makes sense (I know it doesn't)

I woke up completely grossed out and wanting to shoot myself in the face. I don't know where it came from, and I hope to god I never have another dream like that. It was nasty.




And downright unclean.

When I was 8 I just was totally in love with trains, animated movies, legos and videogames (especially), just could not keep away from them. Then one night I had a dream where in a game a elephant that looked Disney drawn but not like Dumbo, crushed my snes, and made scary noises and things. It's the only nightmare ever to wake me up in fright. I never sleeped upstairs where my bedroom was for 3 years. I slept in the spare room downstairs. TRUE STORY. A really retarded... but true story.


I have a ton of great dreams though, but I always wake up before the good parts.

I dreamt that I was a serial killer countless times.
And I always wake up with red paint all over me...meh..

I dreamed I was drowing in a river of my own blood that was spilling from my wrists as I wore tight clothes and eyeliner. I eventually got out of the river but I then started feeling such a pain. I was being sucked into a black hole of apathy that not only made me feel pain, but everyone else too. I was spiralling down to my demise from the haters out there who just don't understand how much pain I'm constantly in.




EDIT: I dreamt about rainbows.

Lollies.


I actually laughed pretty hard reading that.

I was trapped in an airport and two gay guys tried to rape me.

I dreamt that I woke up one morning 7 months pregnant and nobody knew how it happened. Then I went to see this mystic guy who lived on a mountain and he told me that in a past life I had been raped and that the baby was finally catching up with me. For some weird reason, I decided not to get an abortion but to keep the kid because I thought it was a bit harsh on the rapist if I killed his kid. Then I thought I should post about that on the P & R forum on smosh, but everyone kept trying to ask me how I felt about being pregnant so I couldn't get to my computer. Then when I finally got there, it was broken.

I dream about smosh.com now? Ok, that's not right.

I had a dream where JT was Jigsaw the serial killer and tried to kill my family.
Pretty much succeeded too.
And in his lair were a million computers all with the smosh forums/homepage up on their screens, and he had a pin-up of smosh users all over his walls.


That dream was so fucking cool.
But it was like a year ago.

that me and him were laying in his bed and he kept kissing me telling me over and over how stupid he was. and he kept holding my hand and holding me like he used to. and he told me he the entire time he was with her he had a horrible feeling and when i came around he realized he loved me and couldnt stand that feeling without me there.


it was horrible.

this one is a simpler dream of mine:
I was at some housee...and i was just sitting on this bench thing...and later my friend erica shows up with a gun. She walks in the house and her friend savana is there and shes all like curled up rocking back and forth and some other girl is there just sitting. I look over her shoulder and she starts talking and my friend...erica..is like under some trance and says "she wants to die, she deserves to die...she told me its what she wants"
Then she shoots savana and she just sits there like uneffected and im like "ERICA WHAT ARE YOU DOING" Erica is still in a trance and turns and says "she wants to die, she doesn't want to live" so she shoots her until she like dies but there is no blood and shes just laying there and the other girl is still sitting there and im like freaking out. so then the cops come and take you away and taryn, my other firend comes over and we are both upset and a bunch of people come over and are like "im sorry about what happened" it was really weird. but less complicated then most of my dreams

I HAD A DREAM BY BEST FREND MADE OUT WITH MY OTHER FRENDS GIRLFREND AND THEN HE KILLED HIM I AINT KIDDING\

dead body face down on the sidewalk, pet unicorn, running away, my friends trying to capture and kill my pet rat, my crush being way into me, dinosaurs trying to eat me, having a party but a killer kills all of my friends and I have to run around my neighborhood asking for help, flying off of the earth and into space really slowly

The weirdest dream I ever had was about me and my friends baking cookies and oddly enough we were dressed up like we were going to a costume party...but we weren't. One of my friends was flying, I guess being dressed as big bird helped, another was making out with my other friend, and then the cookies were done, but I forgot and they started burning and they started a fire and and then Big Bird laid eggs on them and it put the fire out, and then out of nowhere I start crying because I thought they were my kids and that their father abused them and they would need therapy and then I woke up.



The End

i had a dream where i got kidnapped by some old guy with bad teeth and he took me into a cave and was going to cook me for dinner or something and my kitten turned into a giantkitten and he rescued me.

woo!

...I have bad teeth? =(

i had a dream that i made out with some kid i hate more than anything

i had a dream that my mom and brother weren't dead...it was the best dream ever i never wanted to wake up and when i did i just screamed for hours

I had a dream that Johnny Knoxville was all over me and I kept pushing him away, but then I accepted his love at the end.