boobookittyf*ck
Jul. 1, 2007. 09:54 PM
Last night I dreamed that someone new came to my school (which would be impossible in real life). He was one of my friends' cousins or something - HOT AS HELL, but I don't remember his name, so from now on he's Bob. I spent half the dream trying to get with Bob. I ended up in a cubby house with different bedrooms, and it was dark because cubby houses don't have electricity, and I went to the room that I thought was Bob's and laid down next to the boy in there (that I thought was Bob). Then suddenly the cubby house had electricity and the lights came on and Bob was in the doorway looking at me and the other guy. I looked at the other guy and he turned out to be one of my friends. My friend is looking at me like "Hey, how you doin'?" [/Joey], and I got up and apologised to Bob and tried to explain.
And then I was at school and mum was there, and we were waiting for my dad to come get us. I ran and met him up the road from the school while mum waited, and I got in the car and he just left with me. We got halfway down the hill and he got cancer in his leg that was slowly killing him, so we went to a shopping centre for help. Then somehow the apocolypse happened and the place was blacked out. Everyone was trying to find their place on the floor to sleep, and me and dad picked the stairs. We woke up in hospital and they told me that we were in quarantine because dad had an infectious disease. I was like "I don't have it!" so they let me go.
I ended up being late for the first day of school, but it was ok because I caught up with Bob and he told me what I'd missed. I ended up in drama class where my bitch of a teacher wouldn't accept the excuse that I was in quarantine for why I was late to class. She gave me detention, but then some random teacher revoked it because I gave him lollies.
And there was something else, but I forget it.
Best dream I've had in a while. It was amusing.
Even though I never got with Bob *sadface*
skip to the fence
Jul. 1, 2007. 10:16 PM
i have 4 siblings and one twin and all of us have the same dream on the same nights.
about once every two months we have a dream where all of us (siblings) are running from a dog and we're running for a long time, then we come to a fence that we have to jump. and every single time the dog gets someone's leg and pulls that person down, but each time its a different person. everytime we have that dream we wake up in the morning and immediatly start asking if anyone else had that dream and everyone else always says that they had the exact same dream.
freaky right?
Tephy
Jul. 2, 2007. 06:24 PM
I had this dream a few weeks ago.
It was just a purple dinosaur running around in a forest.
It scared me, but I don't understand why.
I remember having this dream when I was 5.
I think the dinosaur was Barney.
LuckyEmoJeans
Jul. 3, 2007. 12:48 PM
ok i had this really wierd dream last night... well it was like 2 dreams..
one
im in mexico with the guys from sweet life of zack and cody and their mom [wtf!?] and im also with my dads exgirlfriends daughter whos 8 and we all decide to get mexican food [duh]. all of a sudden i see kyrah, the daugter, running torwards a big like warehouse with a truck [big big BIG truck!] in there. she climbed right on top of it, following my brothers voice, like there was a big emergency. i then realized there WAS an emergency, and it was that the swat team n the cops n cia and fbi and all those guys were looking for us! i started yelling for my brother, "i want to get up there! i need to be saved too!" and i finally found a way around it, without my berothers help. he says "julianna, i dont think screaming stuff like that is going to help us hide." i felt hurt. then in the small room with windows for walls were in that we climbed into from the truck starts moving and we have to lay down because then the cops n stuff will see us. they did, because they were attrackted to the secene because of my yelling, and i felt sooo guilty. i said, "i mess everything up!" and my brother said "yes, you do." unsarcastically! we all got sent away for prison and thats the en of that dream.
two
i was riding in the car with my dad and he asked if i wanted to drive, and i said yes. he got out of the car and left and told me to GO. so i did. i just kept driving, very fast, and every once in a while, this classic turquoise car would block in front of me, and i got scared because i knew this guy was trying to kill me. i had to keep dodgin him, and i found out my dad hired someone to kill me. they didnt, but from then on i had to live on the streeets because nobody liked me anymore.
as you can see, im very loved.
hypnox
Aug. 12, 2007. 02:24 AM
I was on the plane with friend flying to home.
And all sudden the capitan said that if we want to land we all must give him 500€ and that we're about to land in Salzburg (Mozart's hometown) and that when we land we all are gonna go through some kind of inspection and so on..
So fuckin weird dreams. I dream very rarely and everytime I do, that's what comes up.
splicanka
Aug. 12, 2007. 03:22 AM
yesterday i dreamed that my dad bought me pink flip flops which cost 100$
ewwwwwwwww
What_in_tarnation?
Aug. 12, 2007. 03:23 AM
Dreamt that it was raining inside last night. Message telling me something? Probably not.
Gafira
Aug. 12, 2007. 08:47 AM
I was on a cruise ship on the ocean, and we were almost at Moskov (wtf, Moskov... ocean...?!) Then I had to jump off the ship and jump over wooden planks to the city. When I got there all these poor kids were there and I hugged them. Moskov was really grey and depressing. Then I woke up.
Veronica xox
Aug. 12, 2007. 08:52 AM
i had a dream that anthony and i were playing scrabble in a college classroom. it was friggin awesome. and i hugged him! hahh [:
CrisTynutza
Aug. 12, 2007. 09:10 AM
QUOTE(Veronica xox @ Aug. 12, 2007. 07:51 PM) [snapback]517838[/snapback]
i had a dream that anthony and i were playing scrabble in a college classroom. it was friggin awesome. and i hugged him! hahh [:

Cool dream
"Boxman"
Aug. 12, 2007. 09:11 AM
QUOTE(Veronica xox @ Aug. 12, 2007. 07:51 PM) [snapback]517838[/snapback]
i had a dream that anthony and i were playing scrabble in a college classroom. it was friggin awesome. and i hugged him! hahh [:
Did you win?
funnyman2
Aug. 12, 2007. 09:13 AM
QUOTE(CrisTynutza @ Aug. 12, 2007. 01:10 PM) [snapback]517883[/snapback]
QUOTE(Veronica xox @ Aug. 12, 2007. 07:51 PM) [snapback]517838[/snapback]
i had a dream that anthony and i were playing scrabble in a college classroom. it was friggin awesome. and i hugged him! hahh [:

Cool dream

It's a sign! The next smosh video is going to be about scrabble!
Gafira
Aug. 14, 2007. 11:51 AM
I had a dream where I was in my school, and I checked my schedule and it said:
Music. Teacher: John Frusciante. So I was like '!!!' and started running to the classroom. Just before I arrived, I woke up
meiloyn
Aug. 14, 2007. 02:16 PM
I dreamed that I was once at a sort of weird school dance where there was a large hole in the center of the floor and everybody was jumping in the hole. No, I didn't dance or jump in. I was more concerned about the fact that my boyfriend had gone missing.
daneisawesome
Aug. 14, 2007. 02:23 PM
my dream is on my signature
FUNtPEST
Aug. 14, 2007. 02:25 PM
I've had many weird dreams, I have them all the time. In short, some of my favorites are:
Barbie-ish looking people with guns trying to steal all the chips at K-Mart.
My friend going insane at a carnival and acting like tarzan. Beating her chest on top of a cotton candy booth, swinging from huge stuffed snakes, ect.
My town/school is attacked by 2 wild rampaging dogs. They burned down the Boy Scout tents.
The list goes on and on.. Haha I seem to have these dreams after large amount of sugar and caffine. I usually wake up laughing my ass off too. Its very entertaining
taylor is amazing
Aug. 14, 2007. 05:10 PM
i have some weird ass dreams lol that always leave me wondering
they are tooo much to type on here though but they are something
great to think about when i wake up :]
enoughspace
Aug. 15, 2007. 08:36 AM
I once deramed that I was at my grandparent's summer cottage (wierd I know

) and me and some random person sat in the boat by the pier and crabs with human heads started attacking us, so we went on the pier instead and there was a puzzle. When I'd finished laying the puzzle it was a picture of a girl whom I realised I'd killed... suddenly a woman came up to me and said "would you like to speak with Anna" (the dead girl's name was Anna) and I said "Yes, but she's dead", anyway somehow I got to talk to her and I said something about how sorry I was that I'd killed her, that I hadn'd meant to do it and stuff like that and she just said "shut up, I have to go to the supermarket", then I woke up, at least I thought that was pretty wierd... o.O
cla_sta
Aug. 15, 2007. 08:39 AM
I was walking to get on a bus when I saw a HUGE bird. It was really big and yellow. So I got out my camera phone and went to take a picture of it. Then everyone was all "Clare the bird is looking right at you! Oh my God now it's flying towards you!" and then the bird flew at my and hit me in the face. Then I woke up.
It was weird.
"Boxman"
Aug. 15, 2007. 08:41 AM
QUOTE(Gafira @ Aug. 12, 2007. 07:47 PM) [snapback]517832[/snapback]
I was on a cruise ship on the ocean, and we were almost at Moskov (wtf, Moskov... ocean...?!) Then I had to jump off the ship and jump over wooden planks to the city. When I got there all these poor kids were there and I hugged them. Moskov was really grey and depressing. Then I woke up.

*ahem* propaganda
OhHowClichexx
Aug. 15, 2007. 08:41 AM
my most recent dream consisted of me going to school. I had a boyfriend and he like gave me a hug and left, and then i couldn't remember his name at all. I searced around school my whole dream trying to find him and find out his name but i couldn't do it and it was frusterating.
SmoshingxHippie
Aug. 15, 2007. 08:42 AM
My dreams.... are like visions almost and usually come true =l
OhHowClichexx
Aug. 15, 2007. 08:46 AM
QUOTE(SmoshingxHippie @ Aug. 15, 2007. 12:42 PM) [snapback]525290[/snapback]
My dreams.... are like visions almost and usually come true =l
THATS SO RAVENNNN
xoxenglishbabexox
Aug. 15, 2007. 01:06 PM
I was back in school with all my friends, only for some reason we'd transferred to a performing arts school. The teacher asked me to sing, but instead I stood up and told her to fuck off. I made this big speech about how talent isn't taught, it should come from the inside. Then I said I was leaving forever and walked out. My friend Annie chased after me screaming "Why Rachel? Why?!" but the teacher pulled her back inside saying "Let her go."
Then I got into the reception area of the school. The janitor was out there. He saw me running and hit a big red button on the wall. All the doors and windows started to close, but I got out just in time. Loads of people were following me. I started to run across all these fields. Each time I went into a new field, there was a sign up, like the "Who's reading this topic" thing on smosh, and I could see all the mods were chasing after me and which fields they were in. I ran down this long line of trees, through an alleyway, then turned onto the main road. Suddenly the guy from Leepay's avatar appeared out of nowhere, so I screamed and fell in the gutter. I lay there crying and saying "I don't wanna run anymore" over and over again. My friends all came running up to me and sat there with me saying they didn't want to go to performing arts school anymore either. Then they dropped the bombshell.
I'd been so badly behaved, the headmaster, Anthony, was coming.
I don't know why, but this made me even more scared than when I'd been running from the mods. I stood at the end of the alleyway and saw his shadow appear at the other end...
And then I woke up and it was all a dream.
i<3vanillaface
Aug. 15, 2007. 01:15 PM
my friend had a drem that me and her went to the movies and there were these two hot guys behind the counter, and they wrote their #
s down on napkins and put em in our popcorn bags. then for some reason we came out of the movie and beat the crap out of the guys and i shuved a twizler down one of the guys throats lol
meliss[uh]
Aug. 15, 2007. 01:29 PM
QUOTE(Veronica xox @ Aug. 12, 2007. 09:51 AM) [snapback]517838[/snapback]
i had a dream that anthony and i were playing scrabble in a college classroom. it was friggin awesome. and i hugged him! hahh [:
LOL once I had a dream where I hugged Ian
at some random persons' house.
it was weird but I guess in a good way? XD
I had a dream where voldemort was chasing me down a street, trying to shoot me with his wand, in the middle of the night. O_o
iloveanthonyp
Aug. 15, 2007. 01:31 PM
omg, lol i had a weird ass dream last night. but its a little inapproprite if you know what i mean. haha but the guys i have a crush on was in it...if only that was real hahaha
BulletProofLonliness
Aug. 15, 2007. 01:38 PM
i dreamt that anthony put on a movie that was really loud and nobody could turn it off so my mom was yelling at some poor inoccent person then the person started crying.anthony then entered the room and acted like bnothing just happened.it was a really fun dream.
i<3vanillaface
Aug. 15, 2007. 01:41 PM
lol, that poor inoccent person
TheDeadman46
Aug. 15, 2007. 01:52 PM
last night i dreamt i was getting beaten up by anthony!
Findlae
Aug. 17, 2007. 07:22 AM
Awhile ago I had a dream that I went to a fast food place, and I went inside and it was the recording studio for Woody Woodpecker

Then for some reason I wanted to talk to the guy who does the voice for Woody Woodpecker and it was my boyfriend.
CrisTynutza
Aug. 17, 2007. 07:42 AM
QUOTE(Findlae @ Aug. 17, 2007. 06:21 PM) [snapback]529887[/snapback]
Awhile ago I had a dream that I went to a fast food place, and I went inside and it was the recording studio for Woody Woodpecker

Then for some reason I wanted to talk to the guy who does the voice for Woody Woodpecker and it was my boyfriend.

pretty weird
iloveblakelewisx3
Aug. 17, 2007. 09:35 AM
nice
Jackie
Aug. 23, 2007. 10:09 AM
I was dating one of my friend Chris and we were at a party... and I'm guessing that I made him very angry and he started to hit me ..like he was punching me! so... after like 5 punches I fell to the ground. And being the asshole that he is... he walked away.... then came back and kicked me in the stomach. And then like a few minutes later 2 girls that hate me came over and picked me up and punched me in the face more. then dropped me on the ground. So then I got to walk home and my face was sooooo fucking messed up! I like 2 black eyes and bruises all over my cheeks and blood coming out the bottom of my lip.
....it was funny.
smosh_chicka
Aug. 23, 2007. 10:13 AM
i had a dream i was kissing Anthony. and he wasn't kissing me back. than he walked out of the room and told ian that i was a sucky kisser. lol
.*Sarah
Aug. 23, 2007. 10:14 AM
Haha i had a dream that I fell off the skytrain boarding area in Vancouver and when I woke up i was like waving my arms around
kelly_fosho
Aug. 23, 2007. 10:23 AM
I had a dream that I married this LA hipster/scene guy. He had a bright green mohawk and slept on my couch through just about the entire dream. I kept talking and I had a deep voice.
KookyGoth11
Aug. 23, 2007. 10:46 AM
I had a dream once that I went to school, and when I was there I got really lost. And when I walked into the principal's office, Jack Sparrow was there.. and I was like uhhh hello? he just looked at me and asked if I was Kelsey,"I said yeah what about it?" He just looked at me and I was all like WTF is going on! xD Then I woke up, and my alarm clock was going off and I was about to throw it, lol
Most of my dreams are like Deja vu I have dreams about presenting my projects in school(etc.) and I see what kind of reactions I get... But I don't realize I dreamed about it until it happens..
Oh, and I had one dream with Anthony and Ian,

I was at my house and the doorbell rang. My mom answered the door before me. My mom was like,"Your here for,Kelsey!?! and when I got to the door Ian and Anthony came out of no where and hugged me. I was like WTF!?
and then they took me to there car and they drove me to Anthony's House...When I got there my cell phone rang,my mom was there and she said,"Hey Kels, Are you enjoying your Life, with Anthony and Ian?" I'm still in my WTF state lol. And so I replied,"Uh sure mom.." and hanged up. Then Anthony took me to a room and opened the door, it was my bedroom in Anthony's house? Wtf!?!? Then he took me to his room and we made out....Still WTF moment lol then I woke up,because my sister wanted to play(I was like nooo! lol)

But yeah those are probably the weirdest dreams I've had.....
kingofcolorado97
Aug. 23, 2007. 10:57 AM
QUOTE(kelly_fosho @ Aug. 23, 2007. 02:23 PM) [snapback]541105[/snapback]
I had a dream that I married this LA hipster/scene guy. He had a bright green mohawk and slept on my couch through just about the entire dream. I kept talking and I had a deep voice.
lulz
PinkRibbons92
Aug. 23, 2007. 11:22 AM
My dreams are so random and almost never make sense. like one time i dreamt my friend got kidnapped by a gourmet pig(what the freak is a gourmet pig????) and so we started to cry. Then a pool just appeared behind us and we stopped crying. I took crayons out of my pocket (where the heck did i get crayons from?) and started to color on the bottom of the pool.

lol my dreams are the best
xxEmoInjaxx
Aug. 23, 2007. 11:29 AM
i walked into the girls bathroom and everyone from my theatrea rts class was in there having sex. and there was a really old guy sitting in the corner watching.
armorfornaptime
Aug. 24, 2007. 10:26 AM
my dreams are pointless.
one time i was sitting on a brick wall with some friends, then this girl i hate walked up the hill in front of us and i just jumped down and pushed her down the hill. she was rolling.
another time i was in a pink and yellow prom dress and my date was my brothers best friend, and we went and i ate strawberry ice cream.
the weirdest one was i lived in a trailor park and i was making out with this fat guy. it grosses me out every time i think of it.
Gerian
Aug. 24, 2007. 10:57 AM
My dream was weird.
I got slapped by a Chicken.
With a clown wig and a little hat.
And my cheeck really hurt.
GRRiliketotype
Aug. 24, 2007. 11:18 AM
oo there were ducks but they had puppy heads!! they were so cute
SellxOut.
Aug. 29, 2007. 12:27 PM
I dreamt I was on Punk'd for "Random people on the street edition".
mchammer
Aug. 30, 2007. 04:20 PM
I never had an extraordinary dream. My dreams are always realistic, I dream I wake up and go to school...

Then I wake up and it is no different...
Srsparkyjr
Aug. 30, 2007. 04:29 PM
falling up, going to the funeral and seeing urself crying next to the mother of the falling child
Starzz37
Aug. 30, 2007. 04:51 PM
1. Once my dream was kinda like harry potter... my cousin had to get this necklace and these bad guys was trying to steal it and I found a gun and I head shot all of them. it was so scary! then I was in an ice cream store o_0 but I didn't get anything. Then me and my cousin were with the bad guys again. Then we escaped and then me and my friend Kaelan went into a pizza shop and got pizza...
2. In my dream I read this book thats has a wolf attack and a robbery. Then we took a vacation to the place it happened at with reenactments of the book. So the first thing happened and I got chased by the wolf but someone shot it. Then since we were in the parking lot, I saw through a window that someone was stuffing stuff (lol) into a garbage bag. Then he came running out and I said "It's the robber!" and he had a gun. He had dropped the gun so I picked it up. It was a really weird gun too. Then he made us get into a car and made my dad drive. He was sitting next to me in the back and the place where we were going is the weirdest part, a smosh college. It had a grocery store and we went in it. Then the robber went in and came out laughing a lot. So me and my dad thought it was a bomb and told all the people in the building. Some people didn't leave but we did. Then I woke up o_0
Keith Mars
Aug. 31, 2007. 02:04 AM
My daughter used to have a lot of weird dreams..
bexy
Aug. 31, 2007. 02:12 AM
i have some very random dreams, most of them includ me being able to fly.
BUT at the moment i am getting one reacurring dream that is haunting me...
it is where my cat dies. I love my cat and this dream is scaring the shit out of me
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