I had a dream (i was kinda in between that state of sleep and being awake) anyway........ earlier in that day we bagged one of my friends out ... so in the dream my friend got me back but i wouldnt let her win then i said good nite and something else..... then she hit me........ i was to lazy to say something back to her and didnt want to open my eyes.... then i did after a bit and realised i was in my own room and nobody was there........ it freaked me out cause my face still felt like it had been hit.... it felt so real like someone had really hit me .........

So I just woke up from this.

I was on a roadtrip with my brother, some little kid (like 8 years old) some older guy and some younger lady (we weren't a family except for me and my brother). Anyway I had forgotten my computer so I made them go back so I could get it. As a came back the van we were in for the road trip was going down the street out of control (it would hit like speed arrows that made it go fast, like in a racing game) somehow I ran after them, they are like barely missing trees and shit, but right when I am about to catch up a car t-bones/sidesweeps the passenger seat. First no one was in it, but then my brother was in it, and then it was my mom driving and she's going "Jenny, Jenny!" (thats what my family calls me) and my brother looks at me then his leg then at me and then his right leg (which look like it has a bloody cut on the upper leg) and he grabs his leg and it pulls apart. THE LEG HAD BEEn SLICED ALL THE WAY THROUGH. (Don't worry that was shift not caps lock).

There wasn't a lot of blood, but I could see into his leg and he was holding up his leg and looking at me. It was gross. I then woke up to a sneezing fit.

ok. My mum had one that we went on holiday and all these babies surrounded us aand started to go fire and all my mum could do is laugh at them.

Oh i didn't mark my 100th post so i'll mark my 120th.

i jus woke up from a dream where an ex gf and i were getting "rough" and then she reaches to the side of the bed and brings out cupcakes with pink frosting...WTF.

this is what i get for watching "ask a gay man" videos on youtube.

okay, so last night i had a dream that JT was in Virginia (where I live). And I was driving around at a late time that night (I'd say I'm probably a junior/senior in this dream). And I saw this accident and they were loading this guy into an ambulance. I was like "OMG, is that JT??" So I park my car and run across the street just before they load him into the ambulance. One of the guys says to me, "Do you know this guy?" And i said, "Yes," (I'm just saying what happened in the dream). And So I hopped back into my car and followed the ambulance to the hospital.
Then there was this thing where I'm talking to JT while he's in the hospital.
Then there was a bit where I'm going with JT to California, and i remember him saying that he'll take care of me to my mom.
And then there was a random bit where we met at disney world.

I can't tell you how weird that was.

Dude, I had the weirdest dream the other night [I can't remember too much of it anymore...]

Anyway, I was either in Ireland or Florida [I know, how can you get them two confused? but there were irish things & people and then things I remember from Florida and some Floridians haha]. I was in some giant mall type place and then randomly ended up buying a black corvette...I soon crashed it and was like, "WTF?" and then I got out of it and went back to the big mall type place and bought a red corvette this time,but I never got in it, instead I kept walking around the big mall place. I stopped near some pay phones and got my wallet out and was about to put it back in when these two black guys like mugged me and took everything I had on me. Somehow I was then in a car park still standing near the pay phones and some oldlady who was like 70 jumped out of her car and started beating up the black guys lmao. After that I ended up back in the mall still near those pay phones not knowing what was happening and needing to find away home because I was reallylost and now had no way of contacting ANYBODY that I knew....and then my mom woke me up and I was wondering where the hell my red corvette was...

The worst nightmare I ever had.

So it started out I was driving down the road, and the street before you turn onto my street was all blocked off with a large slab of rock. So my dad went to the police, who were there, and were like "WTF is this rock here for?"

Apparently the police didn't want anyone getting in or out of the road (because apparently the rock would stop them). There was a kidnapping earlier that night, and my dad was to watch out for the kidnapper.

We were driving our Honda van at the time, and it had automatic sliding doors. We got back in and were driving to my house when we saw a truck to the side of the road. We all got out of the car to help the truck. The man driving it was the guy from Hercules (The TV Show, not the movie) with like, huge lightening bolt but black stiking up hair. We glanced in the back of the truck and there was this burlap sack that was moving around. My dad got suspicious and asked him if he was the kidnapper. The Hercules man looked all sly and said "Maybe. Whats it to you?"

My dad told us to get in the car, but my automatic sliding door was on the side of the car opposite of my sisters and the drivers seat, and so i was alone with the kidnapper. My door wasn't opening, and I started banging on it cuz i was scared, but then the car warped into our Voltswagon convertible, but barbie sized. it tipped onto its side, and I turned around to face the Hercules man. Suddenly his face was like, zoomed in and superimposed over a shot of me running away.

Then I woke up.

SCARIEST SHIT EVER! When you're 7. I can't believe I remember the entire dream.

I recently had a dream that I could fold water.
Best dream ever.

Haha awesome.

The weirdest dream I can remember is where I knew I was dreaming and kept trying to way up but I couldn't.

LMFAO!! I see the nightmare part.
When I was 7 I was scared of him too. Loved the show, but I was in love with Iolas/Eolas (his best friend) I thought he was hot stuff.

i dreamed i went camping with this guy from school who I only know by face.
i wonder if i should tell him.

Has anyone ever had a dream, but then woke and still felt like you were in the dream? It usually happens when there are people in the dream. When you wake up, you still think that they are there, in a way. You don't fully wake up though. It only happens in the middle of the night, when you are still half asleep.

That happens to me rarely, but when it does, it's weird. I had a dream that there were some Somsh members in an odd room, talking about stuff. When I woke up, I still though I was in that room and they were talking. When I finally opened my eyes, I realized that I was just laying in my bed, and no one was around. It made me feel disappointed, but I'm not sure why.

cos i wasnt really there?


hha.. i dont even know if I was in the dream

I don't think that it was any members in particular. There was only around two or three people who I actually knew who they were. But, I can't remember who they were. The rest were just random people with no faces.

Though, I would be disapointed if I met you in a dream, and then woke up and found out that I never met you.

ahaah =].

I remember that Lithium guy [CAN NEVER REMEMBER HIS NAME] had a dream about all the girls on smosh.

I dreamed last night I was on a Jeep going up through an spiral mountain...the mountain was rlly rlly high...then when I was at the top..I pushed the "Ejject Seat" Button..and then woke up...
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eject*

damn mexican education system.


w00t 1000th post.

Now im actually going to bed.

Educational System
At Least those dreams with the mafia are gone for now....

BTW Gratz on your 1000th post SPAMMER

I had a dream that I was reading a book. On the cover was a teddy bear reading a book. You could see that on the cover of that book was another bear reading a book. On that cover another one. It kept going and going. I was dizzy when I woke up.

i had a dream the night before i had to get the wii for my brother. in my dream, i forgot the money at home so i had to get an old man security guard to loan me the money but then afterwards he called my cell phone every 5 minutes demanding the money at that minute and threatened to kill my family.

i dont usually remember my dreams but when i was little i remember having some scary ones. i would have dreams about stupid household appliances turning into monsters and snakes and shit. i was a fucked up little kid
i hate those dreams where your falling or something and then you wake up and u actually have the sensation that you just fell from a really high place. it makes me wanna piss myself.

Ahehe. It was trés dodgy. So I'm not tellin ya. Sozzers.

Then why the hell did you post?

So the other day I had a dream Mr Sir was at school, and he kind of said hello to me from the other side of a window and when I ran out to find him, he'd gone.
So sad.

I dreamt that pirategirl, perfect crime, nubs, boxiom, ashuku, and I were all on Ventrillo, and we found out that you can view webcam on it. So ashuku decided to put on a rockshow thing for us.


...It must be his hair.

This dream takes place at my house in the bull pasture and across my driveway road in the trees:

I had a dream that man eating mules from Narnia were after me and that a talking mouse wearing a skirt was sneaking me through the trees, and puss in boots from Shrek was there.

Another dream in a dream:

I was at the swimming pool and wanted to go on the diving board. So I clibmed up 3 steps, and was 100 or so feet high. I went into a house on the diving board and had to crawl through a trap door in the roof (no stairs invovled people, I just got there somehow) and then I had to dive off the diving board and I cried cause I didn't want to.
Then that mouse from the first dream was in it.

The rest is all foggy. I'm pretty sure some guy from my class was there though...

I like how nobody ever dreams about me. :'(

Las night I had a dream that I ate Thanksgiving Dinner with vampires... and I was more afriad that I was going to die of"urkey poisoning" than I was of the vampires.

Ok before I tell my dream I've got to say that I'm crying so hard right now from laughing. I just read the whole thread. Anywho back to the dream.

It was me, my gorgeous friend Jacob, Kaley, and two other girls. We were in a stable, in the woods, on an abandoned farm. Jake and I were sitting on a fence together, and he grabs my arm and twists his around mine. I get all happy and just sit there and smile. Then Kaley gets up, starts screaming at me to let him go and to back off him.

Then we're all walking back and Jake still has my arm gripped like it's gonna fall off. Kaley won't stop freaking glaring at me, and the other two girls were talking about pink jelly.

This is where I wake up, and go to school. There I find out Kaley's been secretly in love with Jake for six years. And he likes me. Is it just me, or is that sorta freaky?

I dreamed I had sex.
...
Yes, I think that counts as a weird dream.

i have this dream where a friend and i had just got done wakeboarding and were docking up. and while walking across the docks, i see a head through the cracks floating in the water.. then all of the sudden he opens his eyes and screams.. then i wake up.

pretty sick.

Then i had a dream where my cat tried to kill everyone in town.. i am forever scared to go near him now.

I had a dream I was being chased by robot-duck-popcorn-looking things.

one time i had a dream that i got drunk and burned down a house then we when to the orge juce factory to get more vodka idont understad either

ok so i had a pretty fucked up dream last night. im glad im awake.

it started nicely. i was out of the country and me and some of my friends decided to stay at this one place because it was supposed to be haunted. well at first things seemed like they were alright. but then somethings started happening. i cant remember much other then only like 3 people lived. i said fuck this place and jumped out the window. when i left the place it was morning. the person who lived next the place came out and i asked her a couple questions about the place and she invited me in. some other people came that she knew also. and a news report came on about some people getting killed in the area we were in so we decided it was time to leave. i jacked some rv and the girl came with me along with a couple other people as well. we parked somewhere for the night when i went into the back and saw that one of the guys was hella pale and not moving. but there was someone in the bed also. so i creeped around and lifted the bottom part of the covers just a little bit. and it was one of them. so i left the place quietly and just took off running.
now im awake. it was a pretty crazy dream. like a movie lol.

Let me just say

HOH map which was a field in my dreams.
and a tractor was the altar.

I had another two! I'm like 6 posts above, but this one I had last night:

Me, my family, Jacob, and his family were all out in the woods in this house. Me and Jacobs were like 20 something. And if you've ever seen Dawn of the Dead something like that happened, and we didn't know, and everyone but me and my one year old niece went to see if our neighbor was ok. I got left behind, and hid in my car until they got back. When they did I got out and Jacob told me to get my stuff and get in the car, that we were leaving, and he walked away but I stopped him and was like holding onto him and crying. I mean like really sobbing. Then one of the people killed my niece, and my mom was all, oh darn, but didn't really care. Like when you here that someone got killed on TV. You feel bad for like a mintue but then forget, cause you don't know them. Then one of them bit my uncle, but he didn't know he'd become one of them, and I couldn't tell him. It was bad, I woke up four times, and kept picking up where I left off. But the scary part was, I wasn't scared at all.

This was the one I had last night, I only remember some, but I rememeber the end. Something happened to me and I turned invisible, so I went to school. Yeah, stupid place to go. I went to my chorus room and my teacher looked right at me and started yelling at me. And I was like holy shit you can see me?!? And then everyone was staring at me and I died. I just thought oh my this is bad, and fell down. And right before I died, I saw a bunch of shiny light, like looking through a kaleidoscope. I woke up shaking like hell, and didn't move for like half an hour.

I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt i was in a house similiar to the one from house of a 1000 corpses with my family. But we were all split up and in different areas of the house. Well i was with my baby cousin and one of the killers came in so i hid in a locker that had a frozen dead girl in it and my cousin got out of my hands and ran off. I decided that i shouldn't look for her cuz they wouldn't kill her. So i stayed in the locker. The killer came in and walked around for a bit and then left right when the frozen dead girls eye fell out of it's socket. I stayed in the locker for ages and noticed that behind the locker was a gap that i could probably hide in but right when i went to go into the gap the door of the locker fell off and a girl from my school that i really hate came in she saw me and told me she was part of the family that were killing people but she would help me get out. She led me through a bunch of doors and out into the lounge where a bunch of them were sitting. I found my uncle who's a technology freak and he told me to put on one of them things were you can hear what he's saying and a microphone so he could hear me. And then he sent me to look for my family.

I decided to go back into the cellar to look for my baby cousin. I went through to where the locker was and the dead girl was gone and i went the same way my cousin did. It led into a maze thing that would take hours to find her in but she was crying so i could hear her. My uncle said something on the ear plug thingy i think he said "My tracking divice says she's right in the middle. There's a killer coming your way so you better get moving, you dad's in here somewhere too"
So i started running towards the sound of my cousins voice. I got to the middle and i saw her so i grabbed her and i was sitting in the corner with her when i saw a light coming towards us. I stood up and saw it was the killer guy so i kicked him in the nuts and he died.

I picked up my cousin and tried to find my way through the labirynth thing when i heard my dad's voice. He was sitting in one of the corners having given up on the maze. My uncle gave us directions out of the maze and we had to find the rest of my family. Then i woke up. I hope it's one of the to be continued dreams i usually have...

I dreamt that i was in another dimension and pretty much rule that world. haha

I never remember my dreams.

I think I have a problem... the past 2 nights I've had 3 dreams about making out with my friends

The first one was I was sitting in my school's band room and I randomly started making out with one of my guy friends

and then last night I had 2
1. I was walking in the hallway with some of my friends from lunch and I was talking to one guy and then he said I was cute or something and I started making out with him.
2. Then I had a dream I was walking home and then I had to run back to school and I ran into one of my exboyfriends and we walked me back to school and... then we were going out again...

I blame the bet!!!

...I hope I have 3 more tonight =D

Jackies having wet dreams!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!

I keep having dreams about my friend, Liam.

I had a dream i was killed, but i quickly found out it wasnt a dream

I had TWO sex dreams today. Crazy.
Woke up and realised my legs were wide open and Kayne was in the doorway looking at me weirdly.
I got up faster than I ever had before. And then had headspin and fellover.
Ouch.

It was weird though, the first one was about a gay guy I know and would never look at like that, and the other, me and this guy I talk to on MSN were on a date and we walked into a Christian gathering thing, and they were talking about Jesus and he started making out with me.
Was WEIRD.

EDIT: What was weirder was when I woke up and came in vent, Box started talking about splooging on my face.

I had a really realistic dream.

I was talking to a guy, then my slutty friend came in the room and nobody listened to me anymore.

Last night I dreamed that Bill Cosby sent me and some friends on a quest to find/battle/capture the insane creature in this random gigantic house. We spent forever looking for it, and finally it turned out to be a little kid with Down syndrome I know.

i barelky ever have dreams let alone ones i can remember. but one time in drama class the teacher told us we had to share some dreams to make tableaux from and i was like "shit, im gonna fail this assignment" but then i had a dream

basically it was me, my grandma and some guy traveling. first we were just like walking, then suddenly we were ice fishing on niagara falls then it thawed and we were rushed down the river into a jungle. then we ran through the jungle and ended up in a giant staduim with computer generated people and the guy we were with was arrested. and from what i can remember this was like a silent movie...i have no idea why anything happened the way it did...i got really good on the assignment

I have this recurring dream where I wake up as one of my best friends, Chris.

I WAKE UP WITH A FREAKING PENIS.
Don't tell me that's normal, it ain't.

I wake up in his bed and go to school as him and then go out and I see his girlfriend and it's oh-so odd.

ever since i got stung by a bee when i was like, 7, i've had reccurring nightmares of 27 foot long bees chasing me through the woods in my neighborhood, it usually involves me waking up in a place i didn't fall asleep in
creepy

Smosh has no room for jews, jewjewbee.

i dreamed i was falling off the st. louis arch....but i never hit the ground...it was fucked up :\