So my strange dream goes like this...

I'm in a snow storm with this asian lady, and for some reason she's talking randomly into a microphone. It starts to really snow hard, and she screams at me "GET IN THE CAVE!!!" So I went into this snow cave and all of the exits closed. She starts yelling at me but I can't hear her, because all of a sudden "This Is Why I'm Hot" starts playing, but then I hear her say, "Who the hell is this MIMS guy anyway? He sucks! Make it shut up! STOP! STOOOOOPPP! Then, everything went completely white and I woke up singing "This Is Why I'm Hot" along with my radio.
It was weird. o_O

i remeber a dream i had a long time ago, but not all of it. basically, my brother and i were riding in a giant barbie convertible, and at some point my brother and i reached a cliff, and he threw me out of the car, and some scary lady came out and put me on the cliff edge. i remembered that i had a small purple spork in my pocket, and stuck it in the cliff. what happened right after that, i don't remember, but i know that in the end, i did fall down the cliff.


also, am i the only one that always has super claustrophobic dreams?? it always like i have to go through some mcdonalds play-place type tunnel, and it always looks like i'm going to get stuck and won't be able to breathe. but the thing is, i'm not claustrophobic in real life. at least, not that i know of.

i had this dream where i was waiting for a bus across from my friends place. Then all these randoms that go to my school were there and the bus got there but i missed it. Then Alyssa Milano turned up wearing a jedi outfit. And she was a real bitch. So i was chasing the bus that i had missed and then i came across this school (which by the way isn't actually there in real life) and i went in and there were all these little kids in there but they were my friends coz even though i was my age now i was in their class. Then the school got attacked by terrorists that were all these old men in suits. i think one of them was Caleb from the OC. and we were all taked hostage. Then we tried to escape but Caleb was blocking the stairwell to the only unlocked door. So i sprayed deoderant in his eyes. and ran past him. I got down the stairs and started running across the park and then i woke up.

I think one of the kids was the kid that plays young dean in Supernatural
anyway that was a weird dream and i've had it twice

this one scred me

i was at work and elmo came in..i currently work in a bar so that ads the the strangeness

then i asked what he wanted and he chased me carring a bottle of baby oil!! sreaming "you cant run for eva david!!"




i need help dont i?

Last night i dreamt i was in 'france' but i was actually in my living room.

i was with my family and a boy i know and i was basically shouting at everyone and that was about it

i always seem to have realistic dreams but in random places with random people i know

Someone Bombed My House =| and there were a few school shootings...those have been my dreams for a while..its kinda odd..

I had a dream I was allergic to roses and my whole body got red and lumpy. O.o

I had a dream that I was attacked by a panda..and that it had stolen my ski jacket and acted like me

none of my dreams ever make sense
and ive had a few smosh dreams, so i'll share one of those

i dreamed that in the mail, in this box the size of a small tv was at my doorstep. i opened the box, trying to get past all of this filling of styrofoam, until i see this boxman t shirt. but it wasnt the boxman t shirt they sell on smosh.com... it was this simple, dark blue t shirt with the word BOXMAN in capital, block letters. i took it out and put it in my drawer and then the dream ended...

lol

I always have weird droning dreams that wake me up in the middle of the night.

lastnight. i dreamt i was
being chased through a forrest.
by stick figures. and they were
really scary looking. and then
they killed me. =[

I had a dream a few nights ago that I was at this campground and we were all hanging out outside and then this huge storm came and there were a bunch of tornadoes and then they all formed together to make a big huge tornado and then it started heading toward us so we started running for cover of any kind, but the only cover is far away and by a pavillion so we were all sprinting now, the tornado was literally ten feet behind us an getting closer when we finally reached the pavillion with a single wall. Then we were all fighting to keep ourselves on the floor when the tornado passed above us and then after like 10 seconds it was over.


But the funny thing is the night after there was a tornado watch!!!

wow..I have some of the weidest dreams ever.. Well I had one about Ian and Anthony that was fun. I dreamed that I was going to this arcade that was in the middle of a field, but when I got there the guy at the door told me that it was closed, and I was like "But I have to play, you don't understand" so the guy was like "Ok, well there are these two guys here, and we can't officially close until they finish their game, and you can stay until they finish" Then the guy pressed a button and the wall shifted over. Behind the wall was a dark room where two guys were palying pool and one of them says "I have a three-corner pool table at my house" and my dream-self thought "what jerks keeoping this place open, and the employees from going home when they have thier own pool table" But then when I got up close to the guys it was Ian and Ant. So they asked me to play. I said "no" because I'm not good at pool, but they talked me into it. So I hit the ball with the pool stick and it bounces into the next two rooms over. Then I follow the ball into the other room and I feel embarassed. But then another pool ball comes flying into the room. Then Anthony comes running in and says "My ball is still in play" and so then he uses the pool stick to try to hit the ball against the wall, so it will bounce back into the other room. Then the 3 of us continue to play pool like this trying to bounce our balls back into the other room and back onto the pool table. Then we all 3 go outisde the arcade in the feild, and for some reason Anthony puts on a scream mask. Then the 3 of us kind of laugh and hang out in the field, and they take turns carrying me on their backs. Then they carry me over to this black spooky looking building (it looks kind of like the shrieking shack from Harry Potter" and the building is deserted and we go inside. Anthony still has on the scream mask. He kind of sprads his arms and walks backwards into the wall and slaps his arms against the wall. Then he and the wall both explode. But then he and the wall magically appear again and he says "that's a special effect we figured out a long tiem ago" So I say "Awesome the 3 of us should open up a haunted house here, and charge people." So then the 3 of us go to somebody's house and we're hanging out so I say, by the way what are you guy's names. Ian says "My name's Ian" and Anthony says "My name's Pete" So then the phone rang and it was my sister. She says "Ash, I think you better come home because of the global warming storm" So then we look at the TV and it shows a terrible tornado type stoem going on. It is now rainging and lightining outside. So Ian says "I better head home" so he comes up to me and we hug, but then he tries to kiss me, so I push him away and I say "Stop it, Ian. I'm not a donut" but then he leves in the storm, even though Ant/"Pete" and I are protesting because we're worried about him and we keep telling him "global warming is dangerous". After he leaves for some reason Ant says "Yep, that's the REAL Ian Hecox, and he's gonna make us rich" Then I'm afraid to leave in the storm, so I get Anthony/Pete to call my sister and ask if I can stay. She was really sweet to him, but she didn't even ask who was calling, and acted like she knew who he was. After he hung up I said she must have thought you were this good friend of mine that she knows, and he said "No, actaully she said she thoguht I was your talking lamp" So then I say "How strange. I wonder why she thinks my talking lamp would call her this time of day"

That sounds completely made up, but I really had that dream.

I had a dream i was with two of my friends and my mom and we were going to go meet ryan sheckler, but we were the first people there so ryan wasnt ready yet, and he was like fooling off with his friends. Then for some reason he took pics with everyone but me, even though i was the first one there! it was mean!

yesterday I fell asleep in sociology and had a dream about nachos.
...I woke up and some girls were staring a me.
I think I was talking in my sleep..


And last night I had a dream my mom made me quesadillas.
I think I have a food problem.

I have wierd dreams that i cant remember. I have mixed dreams mostly, ones that take random things from my life and mix them together.
I know i have them but i cant remember them.

a couple weeks ago i had a really crazy dream. in it, miley cyrus got pregnant, just like jamie lynn spears, and then oprah found out. oprah then broadcasted it on her new network.

why i had that dream? i have no clue. probably since before i went to bed, i read an article about jamie lynn, my sister was blasting miley cyrus on her radio, and my friend was telling me that oprah just bought a network on TV, all at the same time. that could probably explain it.

i had a dream the other night that i got married. i dont know who it was but i was talking to a friend and he was like i cant believe you got married. and i was like i know!

i was really happy about it.

I have pretty strange dreams as well. . . And long ones... O_O

I had this dream a while ago. Like maybe 2 or 3 years ago but it's still clear in my mind. Well anyways I was on this beach with a while bunch of random people and we all looked like bobble-heads. All of a sudden a TWO-HEADED WORM came out of the water and came up to me and this guy... Who strangely looked like an Elvis bobble-head....
Well the worm said to us "If you want to go under water climb into my mouth and I'll take you." (The worm is huge and we're the size of bobble-heads so we would fit in his mouth.)
So we crawled inside his mouth and we went under water. The worm was giving us a kind of tour and we saw some anemones. "Be careful for those anemones. If they catch you with their stingers they'll pull you down and then you'll die." The worm said in a cheery voice.

Now for some reason my dream went to some guy who looked like a younger crocodile hunter with black hair, tredding water near this huge fence that divided the shark infested water and the safe non-sharkified water. The guy's like "Let's see what happens when you dive 100 feet under water." So he dives down and you can see a shark on the other side of the fence. "Oh look at that shark! He's going for the fishy there! Oh there he goes!" And just as the shark ate the fishy the guy yells (Still under water) "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!" So the guy comes up to the surface and changes into a girl (One one those stereotype (sp?) blondes you see in movies). So me and the girl begin swimming towards this boat. The girl is really dumb and desides to open the door that could release the sharks into the water. She didn't close it in time and the shark got through. We climbed onto the ship and ran down a hallway. The shark turned into a creepy guy and followed after us and into the washroom where we hid. I ran past him, off the ship, and into the middle of an abandoned street....

Then I woke up...

last night i had such a bad dream!!! I dreamt that anthony drowned at a theme park ride, then i found ian who drowned somehow at a ice cream shop. it was scary!!!!

I have weird dreams of random guys I barely talk to .. O.o
Like last night I had a dream of a guy named Kevin Mallett showing me his new piercing? Wtf?

Once I had a dream that I was watching tv and there was a news announcement. They said that a rhino escaped from the local zoo. I got scared and looked outside and I saw it. It was running at my house and then all of a sudden I was across the street in my neighbors drive way. Me and my neighbor were trying to tell his dad about the rhino cuz he just got back from the hardware store with a saw blade. And then all of a sudden I was in there house hiding in a bathtub (lol). I looked out the window right above the tub and I barely looked out and saw the rhino across the street. Then it saw me some how and it ran across the street at me and then I woke up.
Ya it was a pretty weird dream. I had it like four years ago so I couldn't remember all of it.

I always like to share this one. There are a bunch of those cherub things floating around on their own little clouds or whatever and I'm behind a brick wall with three or four other cherubs. And we've got machine guns. We were rebels or something and we pretty much started mowing down the cherubs in the sky and then the ones we hit fell down. Then we pulled out bazookas, i think. That's pretty much the extent of what happened. However, the weirdest part about all of this, is that I had it when I was five.

i had a dream where i cut off my friends leg off

i've had many dreams about meeting anthony and ian.

I had a dream i had sex...
Wait...That was real.











































JayKay

Wow, I had the exact same dream!!

Not really. That is one of the oddest ones I've ever heard. I wonder why someone would dream that. Maybe your just really creative.

my brother was growing a beard and i had a dreamthat i was te one w/ the beard, and every1 was telling me to shave it off but i liked it too much so i wouldn't it was weird.


also, i had a dream that 4 russian terrorists cam ot my house and set a bomb in my cul de sac

i had a dream in like 3rd grade that the hotdogs from the school cafeteria grew arms and legs and had teeth and shit and it was chasing me and trying to kill me. i know i'm weird.


do you ever have the same nightmare twice but the second time it's not scary?

well i had a dream where i went to school and all of the guys were doing party boy (wearing bow tie, metalic flag man thong and a top hat) and all the girls werent at school just me!! and i called my friend and she said that there was no school today the boys were just doing it to the teachers but i was stuck at school with them for hella long til my mom could come and pick me up!! it was pretty gross!!



i had a dream like that but it was where the macaroni and cheese came alive because it was gross and tasted like paste!!

i feel less crazy now that you said that.

If it makes you guys feel any better, I've never had any dreams that involved food products terrorizing me.

feel lucky my friend. it's very puzzling to the brain.

i die at the end of all my dreams

i had the weirdest dream that i was with my best friend but he is like a brother to me

you definitely want to bang him.

I had the most random dream last month. Taylor and I won the boxman contest and I went over to her house to wait for the box to arrive so we could scream and try it on blah blah.. So! the doorbell rang and we both ran to see if it was the UPS man. We opened the door, and Anthony and Ian were standing there with huge suitcases behind them. We looked at each other and she said "HI!! what are you doing here?" Then Anthony said "We wanted to keep the box after all so we decided to live at your houses instead." Taylor said "OKAY!!! Anthony you can live here and Ian can live with Kaitlin!" So we all go home and Ian lives in my brother's room (brother moves out because he thinks Ian is weird). I wake up (in my dream) and go down stairs and found Ian covered in flour trying to make pancakes. We went to Taylor's house and found Anthony in Taylor's old bright pink room with his laptop. Eventually Taylor and Anthony went edit some random videos for fun and Ian and I tried to see who could balanced an egg on top of their forehead longer. Ian won. We were all like best friends.. freaked me out when I woke up.

I dont know how long its gonna take me to write this but here goes:

Me and my friend Simon were watching telly and the news came on. They said the world was going to end in 3 days. Everyone started to panic.

My family decided to arrange a holiday so we could all die together happy, so we got on an aeroplane and then it failed and crashed into the sea. No water came into it and it just stayed in the same position just below the surface of the water for ages.

My family all wanted to die in the plane, and so they stayed there, but I didn't so I got out and swam to shore. I was back in my old town but snow was everywhere and it all looked pretty deserted, I went home.

The only thingin my house was a clock on the wall. The house started tilting round and round and I was like, walking on the walls and on the ceiling and stuff. But the clock stayed dead still and it was quite relaxing actually.

Then I went outside and my friend Simon was there, he'd lost all his family and shit so I said he could share mine with me?! lol so we went back to the aeroplane. When we were swimming to it, we could breathe in the water for some reason, but in the aeroplane it was hard to breathe.. so I sat by the door to breathe through the cracks.

Then the world blew up and everyone dies except for us in the aeroplane cos we were under water. We heard it all blowing up but just sat there hugging eachother and nobody dared move and we was crying and shit. Eventually I had the guts go swim out and go to land again.
EVERTYHING was gone except lava everywhere and shit and it was so fucking sad and scary I kept crying (in the dream)

Then I went back to the aeroplane and told my family and they all drowned themselves cos they thought there was no point in living, I tried to drown myself too but I didnt have the guts and they were alldead except me and I just kept crying and then I tried to drown myself again and then I woke up unable to breathe proply :\ lol

damnnnn you dont have to read all taht lol.

I had a dream that my teacher heard me say that i was hung over and she called my mom, i cried my eyes out in front of the whole class

I dreamt i had to have photos taken topless in the middle of the busiest street here. I remember feeling soooo embaressed. Seriously weird.

i dreamt that there was a war going on in my neighborhood and some random bomb was stalking me...yet it didn't explode.

my dreams tend to make about zero sense.

Earlier this week I dreamed that my sister's Yorkie died after being attacked by a bigger dog, and I was really torn up about it. I woke up and felt a big knot in my throat and felt like I'd been sobbing for a long time, but I had no tears coming out of my eyes, so that was odd. But I figured out that maybe why I dreamt that was because my mom had recently told me about someone she knows whose cat had died after being attacked by their pet bulldog.

I recently had a dream that my pregnant older sister was fighting many ninjas, like hardcore. And her friend was air guitaring them to death. And I was just sitting there watching them. It was pretty intense. (pfffahahahaha.)

I always have weird, yet strangely realistic dreams. Rarely is something so out of the ordinary that I'm like "Wait, this can't be real!"

i had this dream me and my friend switched gf's lol!

When i was younger i had a dream that i got on a bus & E.T was there [ with his red finger glowing] and he wouldnt let me off the bus.
His voice & walk creeps me out.

i had a dream when i was in about year 7 that i was on a date with a burger and that burger was my girl friend at that time lol then i ate it :S fuck that weirded me out :S

I had a dream that my brother and I were hiding in some bushes somewhere waiting to see if Ian and Anthony would drive by so we could take pictures, they never showed up, so we went home. Then I was standing in my bathroom and this fairy popped up, and it said it could grant me any wish, I wished that Ian and Anthony would come to our school. The fairy then said that they would come the next day.
For some messed up reason, the whole class was picking blueberries, and Ian comes up to me and says "Are you the one that called me here" and I just said yeah, and Ian and I started picking again. Then like, 15 min later, Anthony shows up and I run screaming to him, and hug him. Then everyone finally realizes who they are, and everyone asks for pictures with them, but they leave before anyone could take pictures.

When I told my friend that, she asked if I was doing drugs lol .

I was walking with jesus in hell. We came across satan he said what are you holy batards doin here and jesus through a knife at his ey and killed him. It was either that or the burger I ate was spoiled

i had a dream that the seniors out our skool had fake babys but haha they were real and i looked at my bestie and i was like woah Logan would make a good dad lolz it has more to it but it was a really weird one