Full Version: Weird Dreams Again
i dreamed that me and my buds was drinking in school (im a 8th grader so i dont really drink) when my science teacher caught us but he said he wouldnt get us in trouble if we gave him a beer
I dreamt the creepiest dream ever, about Jess. I'll type it out later.
I had a dream...well... it sucked... I dreamed that I was in a mental hospital and this retard was trying to escape... I escaped while he was being put it the Phsyco suit... I came home to my familly and they made me dessert... (I was really hungry when I dreamt this... It is so messed up... LOLZ)... 
Well,first I had a dream about being in the Transformers Rap in the Smosh video and I was getting beat up by Ian and Anthony in their Transformers suits and then they threw me in a black hole,and then Jigsaw in Saw was there and he locked me in a room with my mom.
He pointed to liek a huge bucket and told us to fill it to the brim with blood,then pour the blood into a chute so the key to get out of the room will appear. We had liek two hours to do it because we were poisoned o.0
So it meant I had to kill my mum or cut ourselves and bleed to death.
Uhm.
I ran into my sister's room when I woke up
0_-
He pointed to liek a huge bucket and told us to fill it to the brim with blood,then pour the blood into a chute so the key to get out of the room will appear. We had liek two hours to do it because we were poisoned o.0
So it meant I had to kill my mum or cut ourselves and bleed to death.
Uhm.
I ran into my sister's room when I woke up
0_-
I had a dream that my mom was a serial killer once. Sort of freaky actually. She invited all my friends over and killed them with this weird poison she fabricated. She even kept it out in the open, where it was...advertised. She had this weird little bright set up where she kept box after box of this...poison crap. It was weird. She hid some of the bodies in my closet. She ended up going to jail eventually....and I had the choice to go with her. I, being the doll that I am, said I wouldn't go because I would miss my computer too much.
The dream was really realistic so when I woke up I was running over to my closet...just to be sure. Its kind of funny now that I think of it.
The dream was really realistic so when I woke up I was running over to my closet...just to be sure. Its kind of funny now that I think of it.
When I was 5, I dreamed I was Gumby (the green play-dough guy), and I was riding my red horse on one of those movie conveyer belts used in old, budget westerns, where the background scrolls behind you. Then the blue female character jumped off a skyscraper and hit the ground, creating a "splat" pattern.
I was a pretty normal, well-adjusted child, yet I had a dream about a cartoon character committing suicide...weird
I was a pretty normal, well-adjusted child, yet I had a dream about a cartoon character committing suicide...weird
The other night, I had a dream that I was talking to my principal in his office, and he looks at me and goes:
"Are your shoes Kosher?"
And then I was like, "No... But I could get them to be within the next year."
He said, "How about within the next 100 years, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK!"
Which meant I was expelled so I said, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THIS IS PUBLIC SCHOOL!"
And then I was expelled, and my parents wouldn't let me get a Lawyer.
And a bunch of other crap happened.
"Are your shoes Kosher?"
And then I was like, "No... But I could get them to be within the next year."
He said, "How about within the next 100 years, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK!"
Which meant I was expelled so I said, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THIS IS PUBLIC SCHOOL!"
And then I was expelled, and my parents wouldn't let me get a Lawyer.
And a bunch of other crap happened.
i dont dream
I was hanging out with my friend and checking out his computer accessories and trying to play some game on his computer when he ran some program off the web that causes a hot girl to come out of the computer and hang out. She was programmed to know our names and flirt with us and to like things like guns and sports. Then my friend said he was moving to Japan and wouldn't be hosting his radio show anymore which made me really sad.
I had a dream that the electricity and stuff in my neighborhood started going out coming back on for a few seconds but in odd places so I went inside to get a lighter because they were gonna start a camp fire and I heard screaming outside and I went out there was like a fleet of flying saucers landing and then I woke up
I had a dream that I came into my bedroom and there was this huge pile of pillows. Then this really cute mouse popped out. And when I got up close he turned out to be really ugly and evil looking. He had like fangs and stuff.
Then he started making out with me.
random. i know.
Then he started making out with me.
random. i know.
I had a dream I met my soul mate. I think I really did. Hmm...
I had a dream once that I married my friend Nathan
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and like we had kids and they were little clones of him. that talked like "Yawww momma whats going on duddeee that junk is tiighttt" like really gangster and scratchy and weird.
hhaha.
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and like we had kids and they were little clones of him. that talked like "Yawww momma whats going on duddeee that junk is tiighttt" like really gangster and scratchy and weird.
hhaha.
QUOTE(applesrockmorethanyou @ May. 31, 2008. 01:47 PM) [snapback]987167[/snapback]
The other night, I had a dream that I was talking to my principal in his office, and he looks at me and goes:
"Are your shoes Kosher?"
And then I was like, "No... But I could get them to be within the next year."
He said, "How about within the next 100 years, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK!"
Which meant I was expelled so I said, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THIS IS PUBLIC SCHOOL!"
And then I was expelled, and my parents wouldn't let me get a Lawyer.
And a bunch of other crap happened.
LOL that's really, really, really random 0_o
Last week,
i dreamed that anthony and ian were in my closet.
eating ice cream.
then my sister saw them called them rapists and called the police
and they both got arrested ):
i dreamed that anthony and ian were in my closet.
eating ice cream.
then my sister saw them called them rapists and called the police
and they both got arrested ):
QUOTE(NikkiLuvzSmosh @ May. 31, 2008. 05:01 PM) [snapback]988348[/snapback]
QUOTE(applesrockmorethanyou @ May. 31, 2008. 01:47 PM) [snapback]987167[/snapback]
The other night, I had a dream that I was talking to my principal in his office, and he looks at me and goes:
"Are your shoes Kosher?"
And then I was like, "No... But I could get them to be within the next year."
He said, "How about within the next 100 years, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK!"
Which meant I was expelled so I said, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THIS IS PUBLIC SCHOOL!"
And then I was expelled, and my parents wouldn't let me get a Lawyer.
And a bunch of other crap happened.
LOL that's really, really, really random 0_o
I know. It really is. I've never, ever had a dream that made sense.
**youtube fanatic at the time**
So I had this dream where I got sucked into youtube and whenever a video would end, another would start. First, numa numa guy, he basically caused and earthquake, then the Hey Jude baby, which was really cute, then "Can we blend it?" That. was Horrible. THey blended mah legs off. Then I woke up and. had a donut.
So I had this dream where I got sucked into youtube and whenever a video would end, another would start. First, numa numa guy, he basically caused and earthquake, then the Hey Jude baby, which was really cute, then "Can we blend it?" That. was Horrible. THey blended mah legs off. Then I woke up and. had a donut.
QUOTE(applesrockmorethanyou @ Jun. 1, 2008. 03:55 AM) [snapback]988718[/snapback]
QUOTE(NikkiLuvzSmosh @ May. 31, 2008. 05:01 PM) [snapback]988348[/snapback]
QUOTE(applesrockmorethanyou @ May. 31, 2008. 01:47 PM) [snapback]987167[/snapback]
The other night, I had a dream that I was talking to my principal in his office, and he looks at me and goes:
"Are your shoes Kosher?"
And then I was like, "No... But I could get them to be within the next year."
He said, "How about within the next 100 years, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK!"
Which meant I was expelled so I said, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THIS IS PUBLIC SCHOOL!"
And then I was expelled, and my parents wouldn't let me get a Lawyer.
And a bunch of other crap happened.
LOL that's really, really, really random 0_o
I know. It really is. I've never, ever had a dream that made sense.
Me neither
lol
So apparently being ill gives me weird dreams:
I had a dream that my friend fell down the stairs, so I had to call her an ambulance. I rang 999. This was my conversation:
Woman: Which service do you require, fire service or the police?
Me: well actually, I need an ambulance.
Woman: Due to budget cuts, we can now only offer two services at a time. The ambulance service will not be available for half an hour.
So I waited for half an hour...
Me: Can I have an ambulance now?
Woman: Sure, which package do you need?
Me: Package?
Woman: YEah we offer our services as package deals now. There are two packages available. Package A comes with one ambulance and 34 paramedics.
Me: Then I'll take Package B, I don't need 34 paramedics.
Woman: Uh, has your friend lost any limbs?
Me: No...
Woman: Then you need Package A. Package B comes with 3 ambulances you see.
Me: FINE just send me 34 paramedics then.
Woman: Ok. And also, we've stopped paying the paramedics now, so you'll have to cook them a meal.
Me: WTF, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED 34 PEOPLE!
Woman: Don't worry I'll just go find out their dietary requirements for you...
So I wait for her, and then she comes back and tells me who is allergic to nuts and who's vegetarian etc.
Me: Great, when will they be here?
Woman: Well, we can only find 33 paramedics so you'll have to wait for another one.
Me: No it's fine, really, just send 33.
Woman: We wouldn't want our service to be substandard!
Me: YOUR SERVICE IS ALREADY AS FUCKING SUBSTANDARD AS YOU CAN GET, JUST SEND ME FUCKING 33 PARAMEDICS! I DON'T WANT 34!
Woman: Ok, fine. They're on their way now.
Me: Good, how long?
Woman: They're coming from London, so 2 hours?
When they arrived the paramedics took one look at my friend, told me she was already dead and demanded their food. Figures.
I had a dream that my friend fell down the stairs, so I had to call her an ambulance. I rang 999. This was my conversation:
Woman: Which service do you require, fire service or the police?
Me: well actually, I need an ambulance.
Woman: Due to budget cuts, we can now only offer two services at a time. The ambulance service will not be available for half an hour.
So I waited for half an hour...
Me: Can I have an ambulance now?
Woman: Sure, which package do you need?
Me: Package?
Woman: YEah we offer our services as package deals now. There are two packages available. Package A comes with one ambulance and 34 paramedics.
Me: Then I'll take Package B, I don't need 34 paramedics.
Woman: Uh, has your friend lost any limbs?
Me: No...
Woman: Then you need Package A. Package B comes with 3 ambulances you see.
Me: FINE just send me 34 paramedics then.
Woman: Ok. And also, we've stopped paying the paramedics now, so you'll have to cook them a meal.
Me: WTF, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED 34 PEOPLE!
Woman: Don't worry I'll just go find out their dietary requirements for you...
So I wait for her, and then she comes back and tells me who is allergic to nuts and who's vegetarian etc.
Me: Great, when will they be here?
Woman: Well, we can only find 33 paramedics so you'll have to wait for another one.
Me: No it's fine, really, just send 33.
Woman: We wouldn't want our service to be substandard!
Me: YOUR SERVICE IS ALREADY AS FUCKING SUBSTANDARD AS YOU CAN GET, JUST SEND ME FUCKING 33 PARAMEDICS! I DON'T WANT 34!
Woman: Ok, fine. They're on their way now.
Me: Good, how long?
Woman: They're coming from London, so 2 hours?
When they arrived the paramedics took one look at my friend, told me she was already dead and demanded their food. Figures.
I had a dream my mum was in this really tall building smoking and playing poker (which is REALLY WEIRD because my mum doesn't smoke; she is a really "mumsy" mum). All of a sudden I "realised" that there was a bomb in the building, so we had to get out of there. I was tugging on my mum's arm, really panicked, trying to get her to go, but she just said "let me finish this game, go put on your shoes". So I'm sitting on the floor, crying and lacing up my shoes, and my mum is sitting at the table, playing poker and smoking, and there is only TEN SECONDS left to get out of the building. All of a sudden I'm outside the building, and it's blown up. I have no idea where my mum is, but I see my sister standing in the woods. There is a river of boiling lava between us, and the only way to get across is a series of PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT?!?!?! There are monkey bars, and those chains with the circles at the bottom which you have to step from one to the other on. I start making my way across the lava, terrified, and my sister is urging me along, when suddenly, she starts scampering into the woods like a pixie. I'm hanging onto a chain, feeling appalled, and start wailing....at that point I woke up:P Very very odd.
QUOTE(itskaylaBATCH @ May. 6, 2008. 11:10 PM) [snapback]941718[/snapback]
I recently had a dream that my pregnant older sister was fighting many ninjas, like hardcore. And her friend was air guitaring them to death. And I was just sitting there watching them. It was pretty intense. (pfffahahahaha.)
Haha I laughed out loud!
I had a dream that Jack Black was chasing me and trying to kill me. So I turned around and threw a piece of wood at him. But when I did, he turned into my mom. Then she fell on the ground and died... O.o
um- a sex dream where i draped my legs over his shoulders. -.-
QUOTE(Sammiee93 @ Mar. 17, 2008. 04:31 AM) [snapback]853117[/snapback]
I dont know how long its gonna take me to write this but here goes:
Me and my friend Simon were watching telly and the news came on. They said the world was going to end in 3 days. Everyone started to panic.
My family decided to arrange a holiday so we could all die together happy, so we got on an aeroplane and then it failed and crashed into the sea. No water came into it and it just stayed in the same position just below the surface of the water for ages.
....
Then I went back to the aeroplane and told my family and they all drowned themselves cos they thought there was no point in living, I tried to drown myself too but I didnt have the guts and they were alldead except me and I just kept crying and then I tried to drown myself again and then I woke up unable to breathe proply :\ lol
damnnnn you dont have to read all taht lol.
...WHOA! That is one intense dream...
I had a dream were i was having sex with the hottest girl in my school. I liked it alot.
Like two nights ago, I had a dream where Anthony got married to some girl that looked like Victoria Beckham. Weird.
I had this crazy dream the other day. I don't remember much bout it now, but I do remember when I woke up I was screaming and swinging my arms in the air.
QUOTE(RogueSkaterX @ Jun. 19, 2008. 10:24 AM) [snapback]1025601[/snapback]
I had this crazy dream the other day. I don't remember much bout it now, but I do remember when I woke up I was screaming and swinging my arms in the air.
hahaha
that's never happened to me but i've woken up crying before i can't remember the dream though. it must have been intense.
i had a dream where me and my sisters were hiding in a bush from these two hispanic people and i walk out and say "They're just people" and then the one who wheres a dollar pure gold necklace sneaks up right next to my ear and yells "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was so freaking scared i cryed and ran into my parents room. btw i was only like 6
I was so freaking scared i cryed and ran into my parents room. btw i was only like 6
QUOTE(xoxenglishbabexox @ Jan. 22, 2008. 01:10 PM) [snapback]770633[/snapback]
First dream in ages:
I was in my house and there was this black figure following me wherever I went. I figured it was a rapist, so I decided I needed to hide, because I was having that running thing where you can barely move. I went and hid in my room but there ws nowhere to go and I knew he was coming closer, so I dived under the covers of my bed, praying if I stayed still enough, he wouldn't notice I was there and go away. Then someone tapped my shoulder so I said "Leave me alone, can't you see there's a rapist out there!" Then I heard this scottish voice say "No dear, it's me Mrs Lockey (Latin teacher at my school bee tee duble yuu). The Duke of Edinburgh walking groups are coming back and I need you to help me get the tea ready." So I got out and we started making cups of tea in the middle of my room. Then suddenly the scenery changed the way it does in a dream and we were in this big white room that was like the reception area for a town hall. My two duke of edinburgh leaders came in and asked if any of the walking groups had got back yet. They saw me and asked what i was doing without the group. I didn't want to tell them that I'd been too busy running from a rapist to do the walk so I just said I lost them. Then I heard this knock at the door. I knew it was the black figure that had been following me, so I begged them not to open it, but they did. I was so scared, but it turned out to be my DofE walking group, plus my friend Annie who had taken my place. Then we went round drinking tea for a while, before Annie dragged me off to the side saying she had a surprise. We went up to the top floor of this building and she took me into this room. Suddennly I was wearing this like pink flowery dress and she said I was going to be her bridesmaid and she was going to marry this guy called Tom. I stood in the corner (best bridesmaid evar) watching them get married, but as soon as they'd finished, Tom came over and congratulated me. I was like WTF you just got married. He said "Yeah, to you." I was like "No, I don't think you understand. You marry the bride not the bridesmaid. Did you not realise when you proposed to her? You married ANNIE!" He refused to believe me and I saw Annie looking upset and I knew I needed to explain it wasn't my fault and apologise. I tried to reach her but random wedding guests kept coming to congratulate me and getting in my way and of course I had to explain to each one I wasn't really married and I didn't even know this guy and it all just got confusing and I knew she was gonna hate me forever....
And I woke up.
I once had a dream where I accidentally killed Mia Hamm and took her soccer soul. I became the world's best player (even though i hate soccer). Then she came back from the dead and tried to stab me. but i killed her again and this for good. and then i wake up laying down kicking my pillow fancily. when i realized that i wasn't that talented i woke up again, but this time in the mushroom kingdom and i was just standing there looking the wrong and then mario grabs me and pulls me to safety. he yells at me "what-a the hell is your problem. goombas a go-a so slow. you almost get killed. you suck-a, what-a the hell?" i wake up on the boat from Jaws and the one dude yells look out and a shark eats leg off. i give him a time-out and make him write a written apology. later on he super-glues my leg back on. we become great friends. but i wake again to find myself locked in a fridge. i found a microwave in the fridge and live off 12 pounds of hot dogs and frozen ham, for 5 years. then the army blows open the fridge and kills me. i wake up again. it looks like my house. so i go down stairs and eat a muffin. then i noticed the 2-way mirror and the jail-cell bars. i wake up. and this time for real. the weird part is when i woke up it felt i was shot, stabbed, had my leg bitten off and a goomba was just up my ass!!!!!
i have strange dreams
i have strange dreams
i usually don't remebr my dreams but I've had this one alot this nerdy kid who has a crush on me kidnapps me 
it sucks and i'm like "dude just let me go" but he never dose then i wake up
it sucks and i'm like "dude just let me go" but he never dose then i wake up
i was in a dream playing soccer.
and kicked the wall and woke up..
and kicked the wall and woke up..
The other night I had a dream my friend was pregnant with twins on Halloween, and we were trying to set up inflatable water slides.
And then I had a dream (part of a continuation of dreams I have sometimes about these robots) that robots were taking over the world and we were trying to fight back with game controllers that shot real laser beams.
And then I had a dream (part of a continuation of dreams I have sometimes about these robots) that robots were taking over the world and we were trying to fight back with game controllers that shot real laser beams.
it was an odd dream.. all i remember of it was that i was related to hitler =S
I had a dream last night that i was in middle school even though it's the second week of summer vacation. I had to take secret passage way to my elementry school and walk outside to walk another to the middle schools gym.(P.S. the only way in and out was through the roof and this really fat kid( That looked oddly like my worst enemy) was climbing after he had beans) (P.P.S. when i was in the elementry school all off the staff, even the boys, were pregnant. the janitor was having his baby) after i get to the gym the teacher is like 5 years old. then i go back into the middle school and all the classes are a minute long. (there were like 6 people in each classroom including me) when the end of the day bell rang. i ran outside and got hit by a train that wasn't on tracks driven by a pig. a very obese pig. but i lived. it was like a video game after i was hit because i respawned at the grand canyon. a fat kid pushed down. but chuck norris dressed as super-man in hamster form. saved me. but he couldn't so we both died. i respawned inside my own stomach. then when i heard farting noises and i was being suck down a portal i woke up.
i was wearing my tutu and it got caught on a passing train and i was dragged along till i woke up
QUOTE(wowsers @ May. 7, 2008. 03:26 AM) [snapback]941738[/snapback]
i had a dream when i was in about year 7 that i was on a date with a burger and that burger was my girl friend at that time lol then i ate it :S fuck that weirded me out :S
omg. i saw some dude at mcdonalds pretending his burger was his girlfriend.
i laughed in his face. then it did a serious face and he scared me
i had a dream were i was dreaming inside of a dream its so confusing but it freaked me out loll
I had the awesomest dream when I was taking a nap. It was where part of my brain was conscious and another part wasn't, so I was able to say and interact anyway that I wanted, but what happened after I didn't know (what the person said in the conversation I didn't know what they were going to say, so it was like a normal conversation).
i dreamed i wsa running away from Lord Voldemort and i had a wand and everything.
i guess i was like hermione or something. Harry was there too.
then we died
i guess i was like hermione or something. Harry was there too.
then we died
I had a dream where my Great Grandma (r.i.p) owned a place that was somewhat like Chuck E' Cheese and had ball pits that we're filled to the sky and she was using them to suffocate children...
She was awesome in real life, though.
She was awesome in real life, though.
Not too long ago, I had a dream that my sister's Yorkie was attacked by a huge dog and died. I was so torn up about it that I couldn't quit bawling. When I told my sister what had happened, she just got a new dog that looked exactly like it (except it was a boy), which pissed me off so much it was ridiculous. When I woke up, I had a huge knot in my throat and I had to think for a second and realize it had all actually been a dream.
But I'm not surprised about that dream, since earlier that day my mom had mentioned that someone she knows had a cat that was recently mauled to death by a dog.
But I'm not surprised about that dream, since earlier that day my mom had mentioned that someone she knows had a cat that was recently mauled to death by a dog.
I had a dream that I was being chased by a deer with an eyeball on its side.
You remember that mike tyson video game punch out from the 80's? Haha, I had a dream I was in that with mike tyson and I fucking kicked his ass. Which is funny, cause... he's Mike Tyson. Peculiar indeed.
I had a dream that Jack White, Meg White, and I were driving down a road in a little place that was apparently called White Stripes Land. And yes, everything was red black and white. It was cool.
My friend was in the other room playing WoW, and he walked in, waking me up. I was still half alseep and I said "Jack White was driving down a raod"
He's puzzled, and asks what I said. I repeat myself. He asks me if I was dreaming, and I said "Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep"
Good times.
My friend was in the other room playing WoW, and he walked in, waking me up. I was still half alseep and I said "Jack White was driving down a raod"
He's puzzled, and asks what I said. I repeat myself. He asks me if I was dreaming, and I said "Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep"
Good times.
Last night I dreamed I was running through an indoor maze made of cardboard and scary cardboard people kept jumping out at me, then I came to a big open space where there was some kind of wierd game show going on and every time a contestant got a question wrong they got turned into a plant. :/
I once had a dream that my friend was a fill-in for tfot for just one concert.
Then after, we all went shopping.
Then after, we all went shopping.
I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!
I had a dream that the Grim Reaper lived in my Grammas' furnace and it came out, raped me, then ate my face! o.O
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