Lmfao

Ya so i was dreaming and somehow i figured out i was in a dream without waking up it was the wierdest thing when i woke up

i had a dream that i was being stalked by one guy that i was friends with on this website (he was totally sexy) but the phone rang,my mom answered it,and she's like you're being stalked.so i checked the caller id and it said texas (cuz thats where he is) anywho i go down there and somehow find his school.well i search all over there and decided i should check the boys bathroom.so i go in there and its like really fancy in there and he pops out from one of the stalls leads me to the lounge part and we make out!it was weird in the beginning but in the end i loved that dream! although when i woke up i screamed yes but then i realized it was over so i screamed NO and my family came in and thought i was on crack

i dreamed that i woke up, then i relized it wasn't a dream at all

i had a dream that some creepy old woman was sitting on my stairs with a gnome on her lap and every time i would try and go down the stairs she would hit me with a broom and the gnome would yell in some wicked language.
probably one of the scariest dreams i've ever had.

I had a dream where me and all my closest friends were walking through a forest.
And every mile one friend would die in a terrible way depending on a something about their personality or something.
And it was terrifying, but I couldn't stop going. None of us could!

Then it was my turn to die (I think it went in order of age of something). Every place where a person would die, there was a white line there or something, (It was weird.)

And I tried to walk slower but as I approached the line I seemed to go faster. My heart raced as if it were actually happening!

I saw humongous, terrible spiders (I don't know how I got spiders, I'm not even afraid of them) coming out of the trees on the other side of the line and I figured that was how I was going to die.

Then I shouted to God, "Please! Don't let me die! I'm not ready to die!" and screamed the rest of the way there.

Then I woke up. :[

A while back me and Devin were messing with one of my irl friends on facebook. In my dream last night, my friend commented on one of my photos saying about how she was going to some gig. Then Devin commented saying "OMGZ I LOVE THEM, CAN I COME?!" Then my friend commented saying "Yeah sure!". I was just like oh lawl.

But then I went shopping with my friends before she left to go to this gig. We came out of a shop onto the high street and suddenly Devin came running out of nowhere. It turned out that Devin had not been joking and she'd really come over to england to go to a gig with my best friend... and I wasn't invited. I was kinda sad, but then i was like "omgz, but I still get to meet devin, even if it is only for 10 minutes!" So I went to talk to her, but she was kinda more interested in talking to my friend so I Was sad again. Then my friend went to buy some food, so we started talking properly. I got my camera out of my bag and asked if we could have some pictures together to show people on smosh and stuff. She said yeah, so I got some randomer to take them. But then Jess came out the shop and they ran off together. I looked at the photos and they'd all come out black. I ran after Devin so we could take more with the flash on but she was gone.

It saddened me. Now my whole day is ruined.

so.. I was running up the street from my house and Joey [my brother] was riding his bike though a little alley way. A car was coming toward me, some drunk teenagers were in it acting like they were going to run me over, then swirved at the last second. Then they crashed into a house and the police came and Joey gave me a ride home on his bike.

...it was weird.

i had a dream where some mofo put a chainsaw down my throat

I had a couple wierd dreams last week.
One was that I was a superhero and like, my arch enemy guy was the Hulk, who was evil and had a giant bright light stuck to his chest. I had to run away from him around the world all day and all night and I had to drag my best friend along too because she wanted to watch over me. Finally I realied that I couldnt keep running so I stopped at this skate shop and wrecked the store because I've always wanted to do that. Also, I made out with hot guys. And went to Six Flags, which I somehow had time for.
I had a dream that I went to school and they couldnt figure out my class schedule, so they sent me to PE to hang out with my old friends. We ended up ditching and going to Target. This girl thought my friends were "Sherpahaters," which I found out meant that they hated people who wore flip flops. We were all wearing flip flops. Then after PE ended, I returned to school and they put me in a class called cooking-health science, since they were watching a video that day. A kid asked, "How do you make peanut butter if someone throws raw eggs at you?" and they put on a video with a lady who did just that. But for one part of the peanut-butter making process, you had to stir the peanut butter naked for some reason. So there this lady was, stirring thick peanut butter naked, and I was the only one in the whole class who thought this was hilarious.
Yeah, my dreams can get even wierder.


That's hilarious

hahaha. i had a dream that i was talking to my bestie Jazzanie on the phone, & i look out the window, & there's a space ship coming out of nowhere!
& i freak out & then ET & his gf come out into my house & im like "wtf? YOU MESSED UP THE CARPET!"
hahahaha. cuz they stained my carpet somehow. loll

i had a dream i met smosh,
i locked anthony up in my basement, forced him to make me funny videos,
meanwhile i kept ian in a cage and threw random items at him..
it was weird..but awesome

Two nights ago, I dreamed that I stole treasure from pirates or something. It was retarded.
I always have these weird dreams.

My dream for last night was strange, but one of my favorites. I was living at my previous house that I moved away from. I walked into the city and ran into Weird Al, who was by himself. I asked him if he can do me a favor and come with me back home cuz I didn't have a camera. He agreed and we both walked back into my neighborhood. We were talking white we were walking together. Then, as we were passed the haunted house in the neighborhood, we both heard a scream. We both screamed and ran towards my house. when we finally got to my house, I knocked on the door with Al by my side. My aunt answered the door and I told her if we can go inside. She smiled and happily agreed. I asked her for a camera and she gave me one and let Al and I take a picture. We both took the picture, then Al told me that he had to go. Then it goes blank after that.

I really dislike dreams that go from:
Bad, to good then bad again.

):

Edward.

Cullen.

i dreamt i fell of a really tall building.
i woke up crying
seriously like actual tears..
scared me shitless

I had a dream last night that I ruled the universe. It was pretty cool. I walked on planets, and jumped into galaxies and ripped open time-vortexes. =D

I had a dream like that once..... after playing Mario Galaxy before bed.

i had a dream that i was turned into a banana for a hanes commercial
and the other banana looked a bit like Jim Halpert(from the office)
and he liked me, but i never got to talk much to him because a "special"
rasberry was always talking to me. GRRR

lol the other night I had a dream I was preggers and didn't know who the father was. true dream

had that before too, hahah

I know I've dreamed but I barely remember them..

I was at my house and it's pouring rain, and all the sudden Ian and Anthony come out of nowhere, so I'm like "Remember that time Ian hurt me?!!?!" and Anthony said "Hey I can hurt people too" and broke my arm.

: (

Last night i had a dream i was raped by a midget in my bassment, then the midget tried to rape my sister and my neighbor but i warned them first. Then i got pregnant and had a midget baby. It was fucked up.



I had the exact same problem. I was playing Mario Galaxy or Paper Mario on that outer space leval thinger. I have jacked up dreams.

I too had similar dream, when I was driving through californee to mexico, i had a dream that I saw anthony at in and out, and I put on an orange wig and kicked him in the nuts.

Then in the dream, I logged in on smosh and said, hey fuck you man i just kicked you in the nuts.

That would be interesting



I dreamed of a deer with an eyeball on its side was chasing me

i keep on having the same dream...
i go to the beach and go surfing...
i go out rlly far and cant go back to shore
a giant shark (bout the size of the empire state building) eats me whole
i manage to still b alive
i get out a bazooka and shoot him untill he opens his mouth to let me go
i swim all the way back to shore
i find out that my arm is torn off

THE END

i had a dream with Ian and Anthony in it last night! haha! They were at my school and me and them went into a secret room with a tv. one wall was covered in CD's (lol) and a green couch was in there too (crybaby). they showed me this secret video on anthony's laptop. crazy eh? and then the video got deleted and they were freakin out! bahaha

yea thats it!

I was in an episode of prison break!!
lol

last night I dreamed that I watched a marathon of land before time movies with my friends and that my fridge was full of orange juice.

sweet new page!

Norwegian bakeries is are pretty awsome !!

Here's a weird dream.
A reocurring dream, actually.


Michael Myers is driving a car, and I can hear the engine roaring from a mile away, smoke emitting from the hood, as the car spirals into my front yard. Michael Myers gets out, kills my family, and I wind up in a hospital, with head trauma, and then the dream ends.

i also had a dream that I was moving to a house next to a lake with my brother and another family consisting of a member of the band kiss who looks like my uncle don, his wife (blonde model type), and they're two sets of twins who looked absolutely nothing like they're parents. my parents weren't moving in with us because they were running off with they're respective lovers. my room was like a bathroom stall that didn't have a toilet in it. it was bizzare. and I kept making embarrassing and cheesy puns.

i had a dream were i was fighting bowser

i had a dream that i was trapped in the jungle wit bowser

For some reason I die in my dreams all the time. I've had multiple zombie apocalypse dreams... I got eaten by zombies. I've gotten killed by pigsy (Manhunt) and leatherface. I think I watch too many scary shit XD

That's so weird. As soon as I opened this thread to read the crazy dreams, my sister was like, "oh my God, I had this dream...blah blah blah."

i used to have dreams about evil monkeys in my closet


that was way before i was introduced to family guy btw, so it's not from that

I had a dream i could fly.

It was AWESOME.

Lmfao, what an asshole.

i had a dream where i was on a boat with my friend melissa, oprah and ellen degeneres.
then we hung out at universal studios and disneyworld with my buds.
but when we went on the twilight of terror the girl showing us to the ride locked us into a room and i got attacked by beanie baby cats.
then i got a phone call from someone in my class asking for my friend.
then all the guys imprinted (like the werewolfs in twilight) on someone.
kinda strange.




but i think the most simple one that was strange was dreaming that jason castro was a chiropractor in a log cabin.

pretty self explanitory.

I can't remember if this dream was from last night, but it was about a campground and I was driving through it on a golf cart. The night before I had a weirder one about sending my brother to mediate a dispute with a guy with a giant cartoony face.

gosh i have had a lot of weird dreams but i think my weirdest would have to be that i was only 11 years old and all of a sudden my belly got fat and i pushed on it cuz it hurt and a baby popped out then like 10 mins later the same then happened and then again and again until i had 5 babies.

yea, i know, straaaaange.

omg sweet! did u win?


i had a dream where voltemort (or however you spell it) was in my backyard playing frisbee. i was looking out my window and i saw him staring at me and it was really freaky.

A vampire was in my basement and thought I was another vampire so he tried to kill me, but then he realized I was wearing a costume and went back to my basement where we were letting him stay for a while.


Hahahah wtf.

reading twilight series too much?

Hahahaha nooo I do not have enough patients to read that. Its to big :\
But my friend talks about it ALLLL the time.

i had a dream i was living in a big house with some friends
cept there was clothing railings randomly placed through the house, and a checkout at one point
and there was a huge snake in the overgrown back garden
which at the end of the dream i fell into and got eaten! (Y) lol