My dream was I was in some gang and we did bad stuff.
Then my shotty failed by shooting but doing no damage so I ran. Then I heard a bear behind me and was like I quit this game and thought of going into a main menu and pressing Quit then I woke up.
It was Epic.
Not to mention i was running super fast tell i heard the bear.
It was in a landscape encircled with walls and the ground was like a track field but with more grass also mixed with a baseball field but it was huge.
There was alot more but I can't remember it.

I had a really weird dream that Barack Obama was on Barney!!! it was really weird java script:emoticon(':blink:',%20'smid_7')

Most of my dreams have to do with perverted things.

o_O

I had this really scary dream that my English teacher (He's like 7 ft and he's gay - he was seen in a gay bar by a friend's friend) was chasing me - and the freaky thing was that it was in slow motion :s

Lol i had this weird dream, that I was some sort of agent, and I had to complete this mission with my partner:

GO TO THE MOON AND CHASE SPACEBIRDS! AND CATH THEM SO THAT THEY CAN BE EXAMINED!

lol then my mum woke me up for school.

I had a dream I wasen't telling my weirdest dream on this site.

I had a dream where there was a gautling gun in my school's lunch room. Everyone was under the tables. I looked out to see the gun and I got shot in the eye

i once dreamed i was kidnapped while at a swimming competition. after i escaped, i ran out onto the highway and got a ride with a guy in a blue truck, he dropped me off at this western salloon type place where the drummer from the killers was making soup. while i was eating panic at the disco walked in and we started chatting about nothing...it was an amusing dream.

I had a dream that my sister went for a walk, drown in a ditch, froze into an ice-cube, and was surrounded by eye-balls. It was fuxcking intense.

I had this crazy dream that my family and I were on holidays in the states and we were driving around in this big red minivan.
Then we drove too far and accidently drove into Mexico, without going through border control. The Mexicans found out and got mad, and sentenced us to death by hanging.
The dream ended with the noose around my neck D:

Oh and there was another one that Davey Jones was chasing me around with a bunch of pencils tied together with an elastic band, then he stabbed me in the shoulder and I died.

Wierdest Dream In My Fucking Life:
I was walking through a forest with my mom. I asked her "Isn't this the forest where a little girl was murdered?" "Yes," She replied, "Her name was Alex Maniap (Or something like that, I don't remember ahah) and she had Blonde hair, blue eyes, and was wearing white sweater, with green polka-dots from American Eagle. So I asked suspiciously "How did you know all of that, and so... descriptive?" She turns slowly, with huge beady eyes... "Because I killed her!" I started to run down the forsest, trying to seek something to hide behind. I ran past a few trees, until I saw a mailbox. I was so confused, but as I gazed behind myself, she was still after me. I ran infront of the mailbox, like I knew something was going to happen. Then the mailbox opened, and she got sucked in. I was like.. "WHAT THE FUCK!"


Then I heard a loud voice yelling "What A Quon!" I turned around, and all these black men, and 3 women, were dancing in mid-air. I walked under them, turned around, and they disappeared. I then fell down a rock-like slide, into a cave\dungeon. These Zombies, and Vampires, and Mummies, were slowly walking towards me. I tried to run away, but I was slowed down. Then there was this goo on my eyes, so I couldn't see. I took it off, but it just re-appeared. I ran to the wall, and could seee again (The goo went to have sex with my mailbox-shaped mother) I saw a mime stuck in a box (Not literally), and he kept on saying "Oh no, I am stuck in a box, how will I ever get out?!" As I walked up to him, he unzipped himself, and was really me. I moved my hand right, he did too. He was like my mirror, only uglier and stupider (Lol jokes) and so I went to touch his nose, to see if he was real, when I touched the mirror in my bed room. Turns out, I was running around my drive way thinking it was the forest, and had a mailbox at the end. And the cave\dungeon was my closet, and it had a mirror on it.

I am a sleep walker (:

I always have these dreams where I'm just falling for countless minutes, and then I wake up feeling like I'm falling so I like get all psyched and it's weird. My body plays tricks on me.

i has a dream that my friend were all vampire's,
and they were coming to kill me.

I have nightmares, not dreams.
God they suck.

last night i had a dream the guy i like FINALLY got the hint i liked him and asked me out.
then my dad and I had an argument over the fact that he is 18 and im 16
then he said I would have sex with him even though I was wearing a purity ring (I am getting one for xmas)
then the guy shaved off his hair (i was sad cuz his hair is sexy)
and then sang a song to me about how much he loves me...on the bus...

i woke up like wtf...

So yeah, I had this dream where me and my friend were in this house, and we were playing a game where we were throwing grenades. So yeah, we're throwing them around, and this guy who wasn't there before stretches his pants outwards, and tells us to throw grenades in it. So we throw a couple grenades in his pants, and he chases some dude into a room in the house. We hear an explosion, and the guy with the grenades in his pants comes out with his pants off showing us his half-blown-off cock.

unget

the second one is wierd

i had a dream that anthony movoed so they couldnt make any more smosh vids

no u didnt

my dream last night consisted of the whole band from rusted root in my bed. orgy all night long.

My dream was better.

im sure there is a seperate forum for this somewhere but...
my brother must have some f*cked up dreams, seriously...
atm we have to share a room, because his is being re-decorated

and he sleeps on the floor next to my bed

well i got in from work the other night and quietly cralled into my bed.
as im drifting off to sleep, my brother starts talking.

now, this is a usual thing for my brother, because ive heard him from across the hall before...
except this time, it wasnt just random murmering...

he was swearing, like really violently
then he mentioned something about my dad
then he laughed.
and didnt make another sound for the rest of the evening

:/

please share with us

You already know it.

i forgot. tell us again

ok shes being a pussy. but it involved me in her bed.


fucking gross...

i dreamed of sidney crosby 3 nights in a row.
i hate it. and they were weird, but good.

i wanna dream of something else though.

i had a dream i was at a resort
and i was in the pool
and i saw a used tampon in the pool
but no one seemed to care

rather odd lol.

I dreamed of Christmas last night. It was pretty good, until a terrorist blew up our house. Most of my dreams are like that. Something is good and then I die.

I had a dream that I wanted to go to Arby's, which was actually Chick-fil-A...
But there was a caterpillar on the roof so I wouldn't go.
And I was getting really pissed.

I once had a dream (In fact the only dream I have ever been able to recall besides one other) where all my worst fears of about 5 years ago, including the dummy from Goosebumps, Chucky, the My Buddy doll and an assortment of other creepy playthings, were circling around me in mid-air above my bed for a long time. Eventually they started to descend and I freaked the hell out.

I've also had snippets of a recurring dream where the dummy from Goosebumps creeps into my room, up to my bed, and stabs me with a large knife. I could see it the whole time, and yet couldn't move... I think I was able to kick him off once, though.

I dreamed with Anthony and Ian.. WTF

i once had a dream when i was like....i think 10. My family is diving on the highway. We stop at this taco place to get gas (weird). We continue driving and suddenly the highway stops and i was at first looking through my own eyes looking at a window screaming my pants off. everyone else is literally saying "YAYYYYYYYYY" Then it shows the top of my car about 100ft from the ground and it (how im seeing the dream) stays there. Then like a second before we hit the ground and explode I fling myself awake, look at the clock, and start reading a book. I've hated highways ever since.


NO WAY!! ME TOO!! IT WAS LIKE...THE GREATEST DREAM EVER!!AFTER THAT I WANTED A BANANA REEEAAALL BAD!!! true story


at first i only saw the words giant and penis. i read the rest then laughed my ass off. im still giggling.

I hate my dreams.I always dream that im in school

if i drink water before i go to bed i have dreams.

last night i drank some water. i dreamed that i was back in Ontario. i saw my friend Karla lying face down on the ground covered in blue goo. i flipped her over and she was dead. i ran down this narrow dirt path. there was a voice calling my name. i came up to this guy and he started chasing me down the path. then the path turned into a bridge.i was in some sort of creepy forest. i jumped off the bridge into a rushing river and then i woke up. my heart was racing.

one of my least scary dreams. more like nightmares.

I dreamt that I was home alone at my old house. My dad made me sleep outside the door to the basement, and every time it opened I had to go inside. There were these long corridors, kinda like a maze. And a doctor with a rusty needle kept following me around, and I had to make it back to my own basement before he could reach me, because the needle would kill me.
I always woke up right before he reached me.

This wasn't exactly a dream because I was a bit awake and had my eyes open. I could see two guys in my room so I started talking to them. I don't remember what I said though. then they lay across me and I couldn't move.
I wasn't scared though because I know one of the guys.
They weren't actually there, by the way.
It just started happening to me this year and it happens frequently now. The time before that there was an irish man standing by my dressing table and another lying down next to my bed. I remember asking them what they were doing and how they got there.

One time I had a dream I was having sex, then I woke up :( I was so sad when I realized it wasn't real

I recently had a dream where this 7-10 year old girl was masturbating and then her dad walked in on her.
I'll post more when I feel like it.

I had the weirdest dream last night.

Me and some pregnant chick were walking through the desert when all of a sudden we got attacked by about 10 Chewbaccas and they were just growling and firing their guns and shit. Then pregnant chick gave birth to a cat that shot lasers out of it eyes and she fucking annihilated all the Chewbacca's with her laser cat so then we flew out of the desert and got into space when we landed on the moon. Then I saw the Iron Giant flying towards us (at about this point I shat a brick) and he said 'Superman' and exploded so a bunch of metal came flying towards us but we were on the moon so somehow we didn't get killed. And then I woke up really confused.

I've been having a shitload of mad dreams lately.

I had a dream the other night that I was going on a huge treasure hunt with a few close friends, and it ended up being like modern-day Indiana Jones. With traps and Nazis and the whole deal. And that one chinese kid from one of the movies was there... except he wasn't chinese, he was a kid I knew from band. We found the treasure in some random part of my backyard, and I ended up getting the girl I really like in real life to feel the same way about me. The dream ended with us making out on my couch for a half hour. Fun times.
The worst part was when I woke up... XP

I dreamed i was a csi dude and i was going to look around this house ware someone died and then i fell into the fireplace and saw this really scary scelliton guy up the chimney and then somehow id been cursed and i ran away and hid in the desert and then i was eating a camel and all my teeth fell out!

it soo furkin scary cuz i couldnt wake up :(

but then i did and i still had all my teeth and i was so happy :D

My dream this morning actually made me laugh in my sleep.
All I can really remember is some guy holding a dead baby in one hand and a pokéball in the other. And then he said: "Is that smell the baby or the pokéball?"

I dreamt that I was a ballerina. I was dancing on stage, and then BOOM I turned into the incredible hulk and started killing people. Then I starting singing and BOOM I was fergie from BEP, and I was filming a music video. And then BOOM I turned into a preschool kid crying because I wanted a turn running up the slide.

And then I woke up.

i had a dream i got hit by a school bus AND LIVED hahahahahahah

I had a dream the world was coming to and end. (after watching the commercial for 2012, which I do believe the world will end in) And our house was cracking and breaking and everyone was screaming and crying... Then I woke up and I was terrified to go anywhere in my house for if I did the entire house would fall apart.

I must be seriously disturbed.

in my dream, i had a little push scooter that doesnt exactly fly, but bounces real high and glides for a bit before coming back down. And i throughout my dream, im bounding around this neighborhood, cutting peoples grass. oh yeah, my scooter doubled as a lawnmower.

I dreamt that I was in a Meijer's and a witch was following me. I was in the produce section, and in the middle of the area was a large tank with lobsters, which used to scare the beegeezees out of me as a child. Out of the corner of my eye I watched the witch. She had the classic black hat and dress on, and her skin was a sallow yellow. Her green eyes glared at me, and when I turned to look at her, she threw her head back and cackled. All of a sudden, the tank holding the lobsters burst open and the lobsters came flying at me, claws first. Best part of the dream? I woke up laughing. Go figure.

i had a dream that i was in school and it was a guy kinda big and he was my class mate and he kept trying to chase after me and it seemed like no matter what i could not get this guy to leave me alone and every time he would chase after me i would run into my friend's arms and cry and just be all to pieces.

I had a dream there was a party right outside my school and a massive float with like a giant TV and a live band on it. And me and my friends had the microphone and were just singing purposely shitey and then my friend Craig started singing and he was like singing operah really well and we were like WTF!?!
THE END.