Last night I dreamed that Michael Jackson's spirit is haunting me O:

I once dreamt that I was in a Ned's Declassified episode and I hane only 10 seconds to pee so I did. About a second later I woke up and my bed was wet.
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I dreamt that i woke up and got dressed and ate breakfast and stuff then i ended up in school. i was nearing the entrance of the school and a teacher suddenly started yelling at me. i was just like, "What!?" then i looked down and i was suddenly naked. next i was in the the hallway, hiding behind a trash can with only a notebook to cover my privates and i was stelthely walking and then i woke up. I thought it was real. it was the most vivid dream i've ever had.
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HAHA LOL

I dreamed that I ate Hotdogs with Ian and Anthony! I know...weird

I had a dream, I was hanging out with all these black kids and I asked them if they knew how to jerk, and they said "No we don't do that gay shit" and then they said "We go Ner'." and I was like "What?" and then they started doing some Urkel shit., and then we got attacked by giant hornets that looked like giant dragonflies.

the last weird dream that i remember:

i had a substitute teacher for gym class. for that class, we were going to sit in a classroom and talk about nutrition, so it wasn't an actual physical class. we were waiting for the teacher to come, and it was supossed to be my insane and crazy french teacher from last year. but, she never showed up... so this psychic came instead. he brought along all of his tarot cards and his crystal ball, as well as a broken mirror. i have NO idea what the broken mirror was for. for the rest of the class, he read everyone's future.

i don't remember my reading, though. i probably chose not to get one because i actually don't believe in psychics.

Last i can remember is one where... Uhm... I was walking out of school at lunch time because i wanted to talk to my Dentist and ask him how he got into dentistry :S
So I was nearly at the dentist and this P.E coach from school is driving on the pavement and knocks me down, but I don't really seem to bother in the dream. Then all of a sudden I'm at home watching something stupid on TV, not even noticing the transition from being knocked down to my home. Then I walked around in my house and was back in school :|

Boring dream, but I just remember it well cause I woke up with a really... scared feeling. Idk.
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lul

I've had the weirdest dreams. here's a couple highlights.
- i dreamed pirogi people took me under my bed and tried to turn me into one of them.
- i had glasses made of chocolate and Andy Samburg tried to steal them from me
- my fifth grade teacher turned me into a cartoon bicycle
-my house was some sort of Indiana Jones like temple and when i got out it turned to sand collapsed.
- i flew, well more like glided. but the background was made of clay.
-a special laser gave me super powers
- i swam to a small island in the middle of the ocean to get Dr.Pepper
- i died and was a ghost. spooky
- i bit off someone's chin
- i was sitting at my house when all the sudden a sniper with night vision goggles snipes the bottom of my chair and i go flying to my second story. and when i got my bat to get him he was gone and my dad was checking my sisters homework.
And that's just the beginning, I've got a huge dream journal filled with stuff like this.
P.S. A pirogi is a type of food that looks like a flying saucer and tastes really good.

My weirdest Dream eva was being naked in school!!!!!!!

my dream last night was really chopped up. i believe my ex and his gf were in it, and they started to make out in front of me and then i had a melt down then got this guy that im about to date that my ex hates then started to make out with him in front of my ex. then they left and my ex started to hold my hand, i feel like i have this dream a lot, its really weird.

dude, my grandma had a dream that a flower was talking to her! i think she does acid! it was so weird!!

I dreamt I was eating a computer.

Random, ikr?

But the weirdest part was that i could taste it.

i remember when i was a little kid that i had this dream about a water tower turning into an animal cracker and trying to eat me. pretty disturbing when i think about it now.

i dreamt i was on a roller coaster and when it broke apart it hit the ground. i jumped up in my bed cause i though i actually fell haha

every time i have a dream it always seems scary....i had this one dream twice where my old stuffed cow named betty cow came to life tried to kill me.......that was SCARY!!!! i have had other dreams where a bunch of black and pink spiders multiplied and tried to eat me and other where i fell out of a roller coaster......that is scary stuff

Haha i once had a dream i was playing vball and i started swinging my arms like i was hitting the ball then i woke up it was pretty weird... oh one other time i dreamt there was a snake in my bed then woke up thinking there was a real snake there and fell on the floor bahaha

BAHAHA i just remembered this.. when i was on vacay in North Carolina me and my cousin shared a bed and i guess i was talking in my sleep and i said.. Mmm Pick n' Save Mmm 5 dollars(its a grocery store) and idk y i said that i hate that place!!!

Lmao then last year on vacay in Georiga i had to share a room wit my uncle(and my cousin) and he snores really loud and talks in his sleep also... i was just bout to go to bed and my uncle was sleepiing and my cousin was still down stairs and all of a sudden mt uncle Yells "WATS GOING ON?" and im like" wat r u talking bout?" then he said "cant we go to sleep, y r the lights still on?" i said "yea duh you can they r still on cause Siilvija(my cousin) isnt up here yet." then right away he started snoring it was sooo creepy cause he was still sleeping!! hahahaha

I dreamt that i killed Osama Bin laden...

I love my weird dreams, dreams are the best. I hate when you wake up and completely forget what your dream was about. It pisses me off.

Hm. I had a dream the other night that I got a tattoo that said "I <3 Jesus." That would be pretty freaking sweet.

I have a recurring dream/nightmare that I'm trapped in a warehouse full of my fave stuff.
Dream because, it's basically awesome for a while.
Nightmare 'coz after a while, this freakin' scary warehouse manager chases me off. It's like facing a tank weaponless on L4D; horrific.

i had a really weird vivid dream
that i was a furry creature among lots of other furry creatures. we were having a dinner party in a house owned by a really chubby furry creature in a suburban neighborhood,
and the party was in full swing after we ate dinner,
everyone was holding beers in their furry paw-hands and talking politics
(it was a fairly liberal crowd)
then all of a sudden
this giant pink dragon crashed its claw through the ceiling and crushed the big chubby furry creature with its giant fist (it was really gory- her guts were squirting on the floor etc)
then we all started freaking out and running, and more dragons started trying to crush furry creatures with their fists.

as i later learned, the dragons were employed by the government to stop our conversation about politics because we were living in a Fahrenheit 451 sort of society..
luckily i survived and escaped into the woods

I dreamt that I had to duel Voldemort last night. I was so scared. But then Voldy turned out to be a sumowrestler so I just Avada Kedavra´d him.
This all took place in my backyard.

i had a dream a squirrel that got ran over was talking to me

most of the time i have weird dreams but last nights dreams was awesome . i was partying on this cruise ship and running all over the place. then i jumped into the ocean water and realized i was a mermaid which is SWEET!!. i looove mermaids. and when i got out of the the water and back on the ship i realized my hair had pink streaks to it. i always wanted to just jump off a cruise ship and into the ocean as a mermaid. it was like the BEST dream i ever had until my dumass friend calls me and wakes me up. ugh

I had an amazing dream before where I went to a Hedley concert (my favourite band) and my friend and I were waiting and she just bailed on me and left the lineup so I went to the concert with her brother, Morgan -which was somewhat weird, even though I've known him since me and my best friend were 2. He disappeared in the crowd calling Jake the lead singer a fag -totally not true- and I met up with my other friends. I was screaming my heart out, and screaming the lyrics, and Jake saw me. He pulled me on stage and kissed my cheek, and let me act like a freak on stage with them. They asked me where I was from after they finished the song, and I told them. Tommy the bass player freaked out and was like "Dude, I lived there during high school!" -which is completely true and awesome- and I was like "I KNOW!" I got to go backstage and hang out with them, and Jake told me I was amazing... I don't remember the rest of the dream, but it was good.

Last nights dream was odd but good. I was a waitress and I wasn't paying attention and I spilled food all over some guy, and he freaked out at me screaming in my face and shoved me. I got pissed, and I cry when I am angry, and also upset 'cause he just kept insulting me. I ran outside and sat in the alley area. I was starring at the ground and crying, and someone asked me if I was alright. I told him I was just having a bad couple weeks, and I looked up and it was Sidney Crosby. It just skipped scenes, it was raining in this parking lot and I was dancing around and Sidney was looking at me like I was crazy, so I grabbed him by the wrist and got him to dance. Then he kissed me. I know I sound like a stupid fan girl or something but it was a good dream, and Crosby at the moment is a Canadian hero.

I spent the night at a friends house, and I tried that chocolate stuff Nutella for the first time. That night I ended up having a dream that was just like an action movie... with lots of non stop fighting and shooting, like Hitman or something. And then at the end my family and I had a big party because we won, I guess, and there was a bunch of Nutella everywhere for celebration. It was pretty cool, just odd.

I keep having dreams that the snow is all melted then last night I dreamt it started snowing, and we got a big storm. I woke up so pissed and looked out the window, so glad it was a dream!

I will always remember the night terror I had about a year ago.
I got up from the couch and walked to my bed room, seeing the light in the hallway, and a Sims game left on the TV. The game was glitching out and making whirring-click noises. The sim was as stiff as a board but rolling backwards, the TV zoomed in on it's face and the eyes turned demonic, really creeping me out, so I looked towards my bed and saw my dog sitting beside it. But she was inverted and white, when she is really all black, and she started to growl at me. Then her eyes turned red and she was just about to pounce and attack me when I woke up. And I didn't wake up fully, I hallucinated that the window and the curtains were headless zombies coming towards me. Then I stared at my dresser with the mirror, but I thought I saw a figure there too. So I had to look at the ceiling and convince myself there was nobody else in the room with me. What scared me the most was my inability to wake up, I actually cried after. It was when I was on a steroid inhaler for pneumonia, so that might explain it. I realized afterwards that the whirring-click noises I heard from the game was actually me breathing oddly. But I quit the medication right after I had that dream. So freaky! I'm thinking of writing a short story based on it.

once i had one in which i was eating with hannibal lecter (lol)
o and he tried to kill a maid with a papel clip.