Enough time has passed that annoying Melshuku-esque webcam shots must surface.

wahaha im looking exhusted well i took ths pic
right after i came back from army

I was thinking that.
You two are cutie pies.

iogi

In action:

I am such an idiot..

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I like the cut of your jib, son.

heh, jib.

reminds me of giblets. and makes me think caitlin has a giblet fetish.

dudes
im really ill
like so ill im going to... THE DOCTORS
thats right guise
i think i have swine flew.
and i think you should know, this will be the first reported case of...



ASIAN LOOKING VAMPIRE SWINE FLU.
it's deadly, folks.

NOW we're the annoying Smosh couple.

Sick

AWWW CUTEE <3

it looks like someone jizzed in your mouth

hatchin plans

spreadin imperialism

bryony! I love your face but cover yo flus up! Like this:

I had to get tb test for work and they made me wear it at student health, felt so badass.

You are rockin that yellow.

lmfao, me;

'sup been awhile.

oh, matt is so hot.





ya, i suppose me n'matt are much less annoying now. someday it will happen to you too!

Shottay with a boday lookin' hottay when I say.

this what I be lookin like these days

Hi Sophee. You have a very nice nose.

I'm actually shocked that no one has said "his tits are almost as big as yours."
You guys are slackin'.

You didn't give me a chance, asshole!

you what vamp?

That's the back of my head silly.

who said i was talking to you?

It was implied.

Actually I think she was talking to the member Vamp.

I don't pay attention to usernames.
Wouldn't know.

Hi people!

You are so so cute.

Resulted in..

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TORI TRAGUS!
am excite, getting mine next week EEK.

i am now leavin g the computer for a while to focus on my art.



how deformidly small is my hand/wrist? i have childs hands.

You're precious!

(: (:
I'm still too afraid to get my tragus done, despite all of the other 8 piercings I've had.haha

Click to view attachmentI'm allowed to be a vamp because it was for a Michael Jacson Thriller performance

Not child hands you hot bitch; I prefer the term 'confidence boosters'

My mom doesn't approve and hasn't spoken to me since I came home with it yesterday. Also, I really don't understand how your hair can look so damned good like that.

The girl who did mine seriously had me in and out of there within 5 minutes and it hasn't hurt one bit other than when I got it caught on my pillow. The only issue for me was the noise.

Oh SAKE, don't make me come over there and rape you. Also long hair is making me all excite again.

thank youu

I call this the thumb bum.

And Bryony, WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR HANDS?! They're bloody miniscule.
I'm sure they'd be able to grab my dick though.

Dude you should see my feet, they're only an inch longer including my toes. No wonder I have no balance - ESPECIALLY in heels. I'm not even short!

Also, can I test that theory?

i thought i would try this but damn i didnt know i was this ugly, i see a competely diffrent face in the mirror! i really cant understand how the girls can likethis face ;P hahaha

anyone else noticed this fenomen?

phenomenon*

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Hai guys. I'm a ginger fag who is so completely inept in all walks of life that I can't hit back at people directly so he has to resort to going after those close to them, with insults a year past relevancy, about things that didn't concern me at all in the first place.

ANYWHO, here's a picture of me with my loveslave who is NOT KRISTANDIX. She is with me completely willingly, and has a mental condition that causes her to scream "CALL THE POLICE I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A RETARDED PEDERAST!" whenever I remove the ball-gag. The handcuffs are just for fun.