1. I've been called Evie since I was in Junior High (my names ashley)
2. I work in a Haunted House during October
3. I'm a makeup artist at Earthsavers.
4. I'm a hostess and Chili's.
5. I can do a cartwheel with no hands and land it perfectly.
6. I can do a round off with no hands and land it perfectly...most of the time.
7. I can sing
8. I'm generally quiet.
9. I'm bisexual
10. The guy that I'm in love with is my best friend (yes he knows...he feels the same)
11. I'm absolutly petrified of clowns. i hate them.
12. Smosh killed time for me in class when I was in highschool.

1. I cannot sleep with socks on when I sleep unless they are green-striped.
2. I've hooked 63 people onto Flight of the Conchords.
3. I secretly love naked ken dolls
4. I watch Stargate SG1 almost every night before I sleep (Michael Shanks, yum!)
5. I love bubble-gum ice cream so much I once stole some from a 7-year old.
6. I once entered a hot-dog eating contest and came in 8th place.
7. This computer hates me.
8. Sharpies are my favorite high.
9. I once had a perverted hamster named Chuckie.
10. My friends constantly feel the need to stare at me...because it freaks me out.
11. I make wishes at 11:11
12. I love mix tapes.

quoted for truth

1. I find myself special because i ocasionally wet the bed.
2. I will never become famous.
3. Pokemon is my life, i'm not a dork.
4. Rap sucks, it does.
5. Myfavorite animal is the seagull AKA candygull, and ringed-necked gull.
6. Purple ducks do not exist.
7. My second biggest toe on my left foot is on broke back mountain.
8. I think canned pastas are nasty.
9. I like the color black.
10. I have never been to jail, and I'm not planning to.
11. I'm glad this is almost over.
12. I'm glad this is over.

TRANSLATION
1.I'm lying to make myself sound funny on a forum
2.filler
3.I think misty from pokemon is hot
4.I have ears
5.I like seagulls, they're birds
6.in my imagination it does
7.my toe is gay
8.pasta gives me the willies
9.I'm so special
10.filler
11.I'm to lazy to think of something actually interesting about myself
12.filler.

1. I LOVE smosh
2 I have a weird accent
3 I have a dog named hooters
4 I practice ballet 3 times a week
5 I pretty much hate my classmates
6 I go to church every sunday
7 I love exotic food
8 When I was a a little girl I wanted to be a pokemon trainer
9 I liked dragon ball z
10 I am not good at drawing
11 I like making birthday cards although I dont like birthday parties
12 I dont like harry potter

1) Moved only once, to the house next door.
2) Enjoy taking late nite drives.
3) Have 2 dogs & 3 guinea pigs.
4) I'm sitting on a big blue exercise ball right now.
5) Madly in love w/ Fall & Halloween.
6) One year they taught us how to use the card catalog, but then the next year it was all on computer.
7) Comfort food is Spinach pizza.
8) I spend too much time on the computer & seldom watch tv.
9) Didn't get my own cell phone until Junior year of high school.
10) Visited all the New England states in one trip.
11) My first car is in the attic (a hot pink barbie power wheels car).
12) Used to be horribly shy, I think I finally over came it!

1. I must wear socks when I go to sleep.

2. I have an unexplainable attraction to the emo boy physique (long and lean, no muscles.)

3. I read too much manga for my own good.

4. I space out a LOT. Like, to the point where I will not notice when people are talking to me.

5. I <3 noodles.

6. I am a sarcastic and sometimes cynical goody-goody two-shoes. (Errr...too complicated to explain?)

7. I watch too many fashion-type reality shows for my own good.

8. I want to become an anthropologist one day.

9. I love mountains, desolate deserts, and cold weather.

10. I love riding motorcycles, preferrably BMWs.

11. I probably judge teenage novels a bit too unfairly, but that doesn't stop me from reading Twilight and Harry Potter.

12. It is a confirmed fact that I do not look good in make-up xD

i race cars
im afraid of the dark
i love mexican food
i'm really lazy
i sing and dance while driving
i like nice things
i go mudding alot
i like working on cars
i enjoy reading
i want to travel all over the world
i want to be in nascar one day
i have a boyfriend

1. I think that smosh and FND films kick nigahiga and fred's ass. just saying.
2. I got 2 youtube channels that are updated regularly
3. I live 2 blocks away from a slum, and 2 blocks away from a first-class apartment building either. This is Brazil.
4. I could be killing people on my freetime, but I make videos and post on forums instead. that's even worse!
5. I hate the fact that you must be at least 18 to sit in the driver's seat (and actually do something there) around here.
6. If I ever get to dislike Just Kidding jokes, I'll jump off a skyscraper. Just kidding.
7. When I win the lottery, I'll buy a better camcorder, a macbook pro and a ticket to the united states, so I could eventually run into anthony/ian/vinny/aaron/another ian?
8. I hope to not be mistaken for a terrorist for fact #8
9. I'd kill for Nutella, not a klondike bar.
10. Não que eu não goste de inglês, mas português é sem dúvida o melhor idioma de todos os tempos.
11. You'll have to use Google Translator if you wanna get the last fact.
12. Itching to know the link for those channels I mentioned? http://www.youtube.com/user/anoaonotorque and http://www.youtube.com/user/ThoseLatinoKids

Uh.... Here we go!


1. I have blond hair and are proud when people say, oh, your blond?

2. I tend to make scenes and act like a phyco Mofo in stores, Because its fun.

3. All of my teachers think i have A.D.H.D

4.I don't like going to class so most of the time i don't.

5. Most of my friends are as phyco as I am.

6. I hate people that talk candy and i tend to get in fights easily because of this.

7.Almost every guy i hang out with regularily is older than me.

8. I think pot should be legal.

9.I will speak my mind to anyone... even random people on the street And give them my opinion.

10. my favourite animals are Zebras Sharks and penguins.

11. When i was 6 my favourite show was Pimp My Ride.

12. I love the night and usually oly get 4-5 hours of sleep a night, So people at my school don't talk to me until past 10:30 because im in such a pissy mood. Even my teachers.

1. My Name's Elise. - It's french, idk. xD
2. I'm addicted to forums.
3. My two favourite forums are Smosh and Caws
4. I have low self confidence
5. I'm fourth on this "pretty list" thing, out of the girls in my form. ¬_¬
6. I get called Emo alot.
7. I love my boyfriend(:
8. I'm in love with Hayley Williams and Jacoby Shaddix
9. Apparently I'm a depressive person, because I'm a pessimist. o_o
10. I hate my dad's side of the family.
12. I'm currently listening to Circles - Hollywood Undead

READ ME
1 i am asian...
2 i love smosh
3 i live in Thailand (hope you guys know where Thailand is)
4 me + grammar = bad
5 i like obama
6 my country is sexed up
7 i want to be a movie director
8 im under 20
9 im going to America next year as an exchange student
10 after i watched Smosh's video 'Four Years Foreplay' i cant imagine how my next school year in the U.S. will be

Yeah, Thais ftw!

1) I'm Alex.
2) I live in Tennessee, and I like it here.
3) I'm a real band geek. Flute.
4)I've got a boyfriend in Michigan :/
5)I'm bored out of my mind right now, also singing.
6) I think i have a country accent, but people tell me I don't.
7) I think I have a Smosh addiction. :]
8) I want to kill all the freshmen this year.
9) I don't like drama, and I'm not just saying that either like most people.
10) I talk too much when I'm nervous.
11) I can be slightly antisocial.
12) I want some new Smosh friends :]

1. 1. I'm in 10th grade.
2. 2. My favorite food is Mexican and/or Chinese
3. 3. I love quesadillas.
4. 4. My favorite color is blue.
5. 5. I love gloomy days.
6. 6. I have the nasty nail biting habit.
7. 7. I'm not a big fan of chocolate.
8. 8. I love the smell of gasoline.
9. 9. I love the smell of rubber cement.
10. 10. My favorite band is The Pink Spiders.
11. 11. I don't like Converse. (shocker, AMIRITE?)
12. 12. I love Vans.

1. I was born in a mud pit.
2. I killed my first three sets of foster parents.
3. I know the guy who actually killed JFK. We play poker sometimes.
4. I have 62 children... that I know of
5. I can speak several languages, most of which I invented.
6. All of current;y-living blood relatives are in prison. Because of me.
7. I invented the sport known as "fetus hockey".
8. I own Kansas.
9. I am capable of asexual reproduction. Good for slavery.
10. My swimming pool is full of blood. Tends to coagulate though.
11. My third penis is hidden under my skin.
12. I am a compulsive liar.

Wow @ semicolon.

1. My name's Craig |:
2. I'm addicted to caffeine
3. I've got lots of homework to do D:
4. I laugh a lot
5. I hate Mondays
6. I like the smell of when birthday candles are just blown out O_O
7. I hate the new vending machines at school |:
8. I hate that when most people think of Scotland, they think of kilts. O_o
9. I need to make a new YouTube again D':
10. I gots teh bloo 3y3s matehh..!!111
11. Wish I had darker hair |:
12.I want my new HD camcorderrrr. Gahhhh :/

How negative was all that? Oh noes D:

1.- my name is manuel
2.- I dig wierd girls
3.- I have a macbookpro
4.- i love choclate
5.- #1 fan of Arquitecture in helsinki
6.- I live in mexico
7.- Im ashamed of my self for writing this
8.- i love using the word doushbag though i live in mexico so i cant use it cuz no one understands it
9.- hate how people think that i mexico we make our own clothes, eat tacos, and use sombreros.
10.- theres a pregnant girl at my school
11.- Ians happy face is better than anthonys
12.- woot i finally finished this crapy review of myself

Uno: When I press on my ear, it makes an incredibly obnoxious squeaking noise.
Dos: I'm fifteen years old, and I never learned how to ride a bike. No joke.
Thres: My most prized possession is a unicorn costume.
Quatro: I was voted Future Oscar Nominee in the Freshmen Finest for the yearbook.
Cinco: I consider saying "that's what she said" a hobby.
Seis: My BFFs are a tyrant god and a terrorist.
Siete: 3.9 GPA.
Ocho: I'm addicted to blogging.
Nueve:I can only count this far in spanish, so I had to look the rest up.
Diez: I won best actress in the school film festival.
Once: I once was kicked out of Target for serenading the customers.
Doce: I love you. NOT.

Here goes...

1) My Visa Electron won't let me buy SMOSH merch (N)
2) I want to travel to the US
3) I love to write, act and sing
4) I wear size 10 shoes
5) I love all music. My Ipod has like, every genre imaginable
6) I use Facebook way too much
7) I could quite happily eat Oreos all day
8) I like to tell people about my web-series; Pandamonium
9) I think Johnny Bravo is the best cartoon ever
10) I currently have an inner-ear infection. Bad times (N)
11) I use (Y) and (N) a lot when i write
12) I love to drink pear cider

Were they random enough?

pear cider?
yum.

1-My name is Rosalita
2-I'm taking Spanish class
3-I have brunette hair
4-I have hazel eyes
5-Both my parents are American
6-My dad's mom's dad is Mexican
7-I have three birds and a cat
8-I have a mentally challenged brother
9-I love the color blue
10-I am afraid of air planes and never been on one before
11-I love Twilight books series
12-I use to live in Rhode Island until I was 4 years old & don't remember

1. im from the Potawatomi tribe
2. i own every Bone Thugs N Harmony group album
3. i love Pizza Hut
4. gel toothpaste is my favorite kind
5. chocolate milk is probly my favorite thing to drink
6. my phone doesnt have a camera
7. the most played song on my iPod is Eternal by Bone Thugs N Harmony
8. i mostly wear blizzack
9. i add "izz" into a lot of my words. like displayed above
10. i was born in 1991
11. i want to kill soulja boy and lil wayne
12. im really anticipating Mystikal's prison release in Jan. 2010

1. I M COLOMBIEN

2. My favorite ice cream flavor is BLUEBERRY

3. I speak a lot of French.

4. I m do crazy things at school xD

5. My favorite color is Green

6. I love SMOSH VIDEOS OBVIOUSLY

7. I love metal, specially HARDCORE.

8. I dont care what the music says, i only hear the melody and not the letter if its offensive for someone.

9. I have a big ipod with 3GB of music, 11 of videos, and 50 of PORN xD

10. I have to go to the grossery everyday cuz my mom forget something U_U

11. I am a chicks magnet too.

12. My favorite Metal Band is Metallica :F


Dude by the way its Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Seis, Siete, Ocho, Nueve, Diez

1 a boy
2 from the Philippines
3 was born at Oct. 14, 1994
4 pogi (a tagalog word for handsome)
5 love smosh
6 love music
7 love wrestling
8 love pizza
9 love my GF
10 Study at a catholic school
11 I'm a Volleyball Player
12 I'm not gay

1. I'm a dude
2. I usually use "faggot" or "dunce" as an insult
3. I can Jerk.
4. I love smosh
5. I love paramore
6. Once I tried to drown a fish, what the hell is wrong with me
7. everyone thinks i have A.D.H.D
8. I'm one of the most popular kids in my school
9. I've been shot with a bibi gun at point-blank with metal pellets and no injuries,how the hell did that happen? no idea.
10. I am a boxer
11. I play soccer
12. I'm 14

1. i liek coloring

2. my hair is brown(?)

3. right now, my nails are purple and they are kickass

4. i've never been to Asia

5. at costa rica, my mom was afraid people would sell us off to children marketers

6. i liek the rain

7. i hate thunder

8. being in the woods, alone, is superscary

9. i have brown eyes

10. im 15

11. i liek writing stories about dreams i cant seem to get out of my head

12. i really don liek school

one. i hate writing numbers.
two. i eat lima beans for dessert
three. i am a band geek. lets hope that wasnt surprising.
four. i effin hate people that don't think good of themselves.
five. cheetos are nasty.
six. doritos are the candy
seven. i draw all over stuff when im at school.. especially in spanish
eight. i play saxophone. pretty good.
nine. luigi is jesus. mario can suck my balls.
ten. i suck at drawing.
eleven. im blunt.
twelve. i dont ever eat lucky charms for breakfast anymore. you dont wanna know what happened.

1. Im scared of the dark.
2. I live in the best part of the WORLD.
3. I am a leader of my youth group and kids church.
4. I laugh loud.
5. I sing as much as I can.
6. I am at uni studying a double degree of Education (Early Childhood) and Human Services.
7. I love chocolate.
8. I HATE DARK CHOCOLATE.
9. I make boring things fun.
10. I am an optimist.
11. I love working with children.
12. I am 20 years old in November.

1. I hate you.

I would repeat it 11 more times, but i think you get the picture.

1!! I play the guitar (if it doesn't sound good you're not hearing it right)

2!! I'm a Brontosaurus (so don't mess with me b*tch!)

3!! I like to cook for my friends and make them nice and plump (would you like some more cake?)

4!! Hate to say it, but instant burritos pwn easy-mac (take that sweaty noodles!!)

5!! I HATE periods (and SO DOES THE REST OF THE WORLD!!) Dammit if I have to have them, everyone else shall suffer too >:)

6!! I'm not as obnoxious as I come off as on the internet(I hope!), I'm actually very quiet and am quite hippy-ish(jim sturgess I love you!)

7!! I'm married to Anthony (in my dreams!! haha)

8!! I'm not a stalker of Anthony, I just meant that in a non-literal way that when I do think of him, I mean do not think of him, it's not at all in any sexual way that you could think of someone when you think of a person, especially Anthony....i love you

9!! I like Hercules, but actually ALL DISNEY, and if you don't, you can suck it >:p lol

10!! I have a parakeet named Woodstock, and I want a guinea pig with long hair so I can name it magnificent

11!! I LOVE THE BEATLES!! They are pretty much my life...yeah, that sounds right

12!! I'm pretty chill so we should talk some time (whoever is reading this lol)

13!! I DON'T TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY!!! XDDD

1. people call me by my name.
2. my name is what people call me.
3. the people im refering to are my friends.
4. i have very little friends.
5.my friends are little.(short)
7. i cant think of what to say.
8. people think im wierd.
9. i am never specific.
10. you have to be specificly telling me to be specific for me to be specific.
11. my chiwawa scares me.
12. my chiwawa is overgrown.
13. i skipped number 6

1. i like smosh lol
2.live in USA
3.born in canada
4.speak 3 languages english spanish french
5.dont have nick names
6.i like learning?
7.im starting to run out of things to say
8.i like emo hair
9.i only use the computer when im grounded
10.dont do drugs (im clean)
11.i dont live anywhere near smosh
12.first video i saw on youtube was smosh's pokemon 1

1. My favorite songs are I Gotta Feeling and Boom Boom Pow.
2. I like Luigi better than Mario.
3. I love The Dark Knight.
4. I like Coke better than Pepsi.
5. I play with Nerf weapons.
6. I like the White Sox better than the Cubs.
7. I believe that next year will never come for the Cubs.
8. I live in Illinois.
9. I get very annoyed when people pronounce the "s" in Illinois.
10. I like to go on Mylifeisaverage.com
11. I HATE FRED!
12. I have not yet had a B or lower on my report card.

1. i have really random nicknames (for myself and others)
2. i've been a fan of smosh since 2005, but i stopped watching them in 2007, and part of 2008 due to the fact that i was grounded constantly during that time
3. popcorn=life in my eyes
4. i love to watch the discovery channel
5. i have a ligament condition
6. i procrastinate more than anyone else i know
7. i am procrastinating right now
8. i used to play the violin and was actually good at it, but i'm really rusty now.
9. i drink v8 vfusion by the 6 serving bottle
10. i've been meaning to take up photography again
11. i can quote most conversations/movie lines/youtube videos word for word
12. my dog is evil and nearly pulled my arm out of its socket when i attempted to walk her (i'm exaggerating, and i love her anyway)

1. I was born in Ireland and moved to Australia when I was 6.
2. My eyes are the same colour as my hair.
3. I live in a pub (literally).
4. Smoking weed makes me happy.
5. I have a foul mouth.
6. My high school was an all girl’s catholic college. I still have my uniform, I wear it sometimes.
7. I think most of the people on this site are either 11 year old girls or total fuking wankers, just saying.
8. I have no fuking clue why I'm doing this or why I'm on this godforsaken forum.
9. I'm studying Law and uni.
10. My middle toe is longer than my big toe.. they say it's a sign of intelligence.
11. I love wheetbix. I'm eating some now.
12. I think I need to get a life.

cheetos totally pawn doritos (luigi, balls luigi.....hmmm???.......ok)

omg ur like the second person i know that makes wishes at 11:11 (i do two and people criticize my zany mind for it)

1) I love the Irish
2) I'm a professional barista and my lattes are to die for
3) I'm a total gamer and i'm soooooo longing for the 17th of november when left 4 dead 2 is released 8D!!
4) I sing...ALOT
5) My sister was on swedish idol, made it to the final 20
6) I think Anthony is HOT
7) I would never date a guy that drinks "girly-drinks" such as cosmo, sex on the beach etc. If i don't, then why the hell should he?!
8) Somehow I get myself in awkward situations all the time...
9) I'm half greek
10) I hate the movie twilight
11) I look like a girly girl, but i'm a tomboy at heart
12) I had a 3 month long fake relationship with my gay friend because he wanted to make his ex jealous... hahahahhahaha xD

eins: I have an obsession with elephants
zwei: I like how so many people tend to add more than "12" facts about themselves
drei: I like using german numbers ;}
vier: I love pumpkin pie
funf: I tend to yell out harry potter spells at random kids in the hallway X]

sechs: I have tiny feet,, "ooh, are you japenise?" "oh no no no" ^-^
sieben: I have a crush on Sulley from Monsters Inc. " kitty!" ^.>
acht: i make absolutly no sence in my conversations with others...

kara- "why are people so tall? gosh dang! "
me- "oh man, you think your wee? well why are people so skinny.. so fat?"
kara- "well im fat"
me: " oh no no no, your skinny,,, oposite"

neun: i am so so so paranoid,,
zehn: I love saying i love fred just to annoy these kids who say they hate fred

"i love fred"

elf: I always use the word "kids" to refer to others,, when they are actually older X]
zwolf: im excited to come home everyday, so i can drink my frapaccinno X] mmm

Well... 12 random facts about myself... let´s start

1-I´m such a Harry Potter fan girl that I know EVERYTHING about it
2-I sing all day and I even sing in my mind... so when the teachers are speaking my friends know that I´m singing a song in my head.
3-of 10 words I say, 7 are insults LOL
4-I hate the girls who are always watching themself in the mirrors! I mean... GOD... who cares if your hair is not good today? who cares if you have a freaking spot on your face?
5-I kick your ass if you insult my friends!... no one can mess up with them!
6- I´m too short and I laugh a lot about it... I mean it´s funny to laugh about yourself!
7-I´m the best english student and I don´t even try... and It´s funny to see the girl who hates me, trying to beat me up... cause she can´t! and she gets really angry
8-I hate people who take EVERYTHING too serious... I mean!... come on! LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS SERIOUS... LAUGH A LITTLE BIT, B*TCH! (yeah... I´m talking about the girl who hates me and the girl who I hate)
9- I´m not the kind of person who hates... but that girl gets me on my nerves! I mean... she kicked my best friend with a ball and laughed about it ¬¬... so I kicked her ass... well... I didn´t... I just insulted her and WANTED to kick her ass... but the professor sent me to the principals office ¬¬
10-I HATE to study... and that´s why I suck at school (except in english)... but I don´t really care
11-I´m a happy person and I loveeee to be happy... and to laugh all day long and to be hilarious and to make random stuff
12-My dream is to kill Robert Pattinson... or at least making him less.. emo... I mean... he seems to be dead!.... YOU ARE A FREAKING STAR, DUDE! AND YOU ARE ALL EMO ABOUT IT? GET A REAL LIFE! ... It´s just an opinion... so please... Twilight girls.. don´t hate me.. I like twilight (only for Jacob Black... I mean... hes HAWT... and the wolf pack too!)
13- (yeah I know.. one more WOHOOO) I LOVE THE BEATLES ... and think and Yoko Ono was a F*CKING B*TCH WHO RUINED EVERYTHING... how could you do that to the world???

1. No one cares.

And repeat.

And yet your going to refuse to date a guy based on what type of alcoholic drinks he enjoys?

well yes, it would be awkward to be with a guy at a bar or whatever if he is drinking a cosmo while i'm drinking whisky. My personal opinion is that it isn't that masculine and my type of guy is very masculine.

1. If my middle name started with an F. My initials would be NFL
2. Im home alone right now
3. If my mom found out i was on her computer she would yell at me (true story)
4. I am VERY lazy
5. Im currently failing p.e. (For the second time)
6. Green will NEVER be the new black...Just gonna put that out there.
7. People say i remind them of that girl Flo from the car insurence commercial
8. Sorry to tell you hiliary duff but telling people to not say gay.... is going to make them call YOU gay.
9. I toally just saw that commercial
10. I should be getting ready for a job interview but....Laziness is a snatch.
11. I love flapjack... dont judge me.
12. I had a dream my bestffriend slept with my boyfriend last nite.. isnt that nice?

1. im 15:)
2. i dont drink, smoke, or do any drugs.
3. i have a tendency to feel that everyone hates me.
4. my eyes change color with the light.
5. i want a hedgehog named Oliver.
6. i hate people who are in love with Twilight.
7. i enjoy sitting in the hallway at school with my best friend pointing out the girls wearing bump-its, then laughing about it continuously for the rest of the day.
8. guys named Kyle make me cringe.
9. ducks freak me out.
10. my best friends mom hates me because i said vagina in front of her 9 year-old sister.
11. when i say the word ridiculous i over-emphasize on the part dic. im not preverted, it just happens that way.
12. i just had to go to a spell check to make sure i spelled ridiculous right.

Me and my friends do the same thing.

1.i wana be a ghost hunter
2.im not black
3.i hate twilight and the vampire stuff
4.i probably know a lot of bands you don't
5.i got robbed but only gave them a dollar and they were cool with it
6.i never wear shorts
7.i lie a lot
8.im wearing shorts right now
9.a rat bit me in the nose when i was a baby
10.im lazy
11.i feel like skipping 12
12.but i got over it