"What are you going to do with a monkey?"
"Teach it to smoke, Duh."

Clerks is on Adult Swim now. :]

Why does every forum I go to have a place to chat randomly excessively? ._.

It is for a higher post count, so that you look smarter.

BY THE BY PEOPLE, I BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES AND THEIR GRAT GRAT!

I'm like, scared, you know, to go swimming! because there were like, 5 great white sharks off of lighthouse beach! and that's like, pretty frickin scary, like, you know?

i swear amber is a certified dime diva.

College Football!!!!!

This might be old, but I just stumbled across the two (and they are quite hilarious):
http://www.ironhymen.com/

http://www.sexisforfags.com/index.asp

Abstinence is the way!

i look/feel like candy right now. i hope i idont' have the swine fl7u. ooh bad typinmg

Sex IS for fags!

U.S.A 2-1 over El Negros right now!

children ARE for bears!

it's nice when people take an interest in you.


I'M SO TIRED AND BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH good night though my bro bro had a party

I drank a 10 soda pops in 1 minute 4 seconds :D

mun mnaes faggith hha nd inm super gfay acause i cab be

did you call me fraggot?

Went out at about half midnight totally skint, managed to get £20 off a randomer. Ruined it all by pulling away when the guy I really like tried to kiss me due to shyness. Gay beyond words.

U.S.A wins over El Negros
Brazil wins over Argentina
All day everyday

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...=STRK:MESELX:IT

help.

I HATE SUMMER COLDS!

RAANDOM!

i have this bag of jumbo marshmallows in my room, hidden in one of my bags.
whenever i feel like i need sugar, or when i randomly feel hungry at night for no reason, i eat some.

i've never cooked marshmallows; has anyone done that?

Pretty sure you cook marshmallows when you make rice crispy treats and also when you make a sweet potato casserole with marshmallows. And I'm sure there are more recipes aswell.

YES, this summer i "toasted" marshmallows on my barbeque. my friend thought i was weird for doing it, but it tasted really, really good. marshmallows are great cooked, try it out sometime!

started my homework at 4:00 ended at 9:40

I'm assuming the old threads are not coming back?

Didn't think you'd post back on here.

if s'mores count then yes! I left my hair straightener on cape cod so now I run over to my friends house and use hers everyday.

Dont do drugs, it makes your **** fall of. If your a chick, you'll grow a ****.

I am sad.

My friend came up with this and I thought it was just too damn good not to share.
Mr. Rush Theatomasodongle
It's a portmanteau of Rush, Dream Theater, Fantômas, Mastodon, and Mr. Bungle.
I think I'll name my son that.

Never heard Fantomas.

Somebody buy this shirt.

http://www.zazzle.com/dinosaur_tshirt-2359...PN=zBookmarklet

Thank God it's Friday...

How about yous' sign up on my link!

RIP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mz0_x7313I

=[

Ugly Casanova, people, Ugly Casanova.

This is probably really awful, but at the same time rather interesting/ funny.
The Onion- American's Observing 9/11 By Trying Not to Masturbate


(And yes, I did edit this post twice.)

9/11? I was =['ing for a different reason.


I know them well.

Link o' sweet ole link!

I'm so glad the hijackers died the two to them

It would be so cool if they survived.

this made me laugh real hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQALeeHWJyE

i really wish they had

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3iKLz4oatY...feature=related this disturbs me.

Damn Football starts today

awshum.

I love closing one nostril and shooting loose boogers out of the other.