feliz cumpleaños

where the f uck did the other random thread go

Okay so I have a pretty good random stupid topic:

I think Anthony and I have a matching birthmark, it was in the exact same spot and the exact same size... or he just had a bruise that day, who knows.

it just snowed. in october.

ya I've been wondering the same thing
five bucks says some retard porn spammed the whole thing

I think you just called gripster a retarded pornstar.

nibbles not gonna lie your sig just threw off my brain...quite colorful.

i found this hilarious... the girl who took the quiz has a lazy eye.

not her result, the title of the quiz.

Rihanna's new album song is out. I love this chick!

Yeah. Why would we read the rest of the thread where it was already explained when we could just ask about it again?

DAMN. I missed my smosh birthday again.
But I'm throwing a party right now, right here! WEEEOOH BRING ME PRESENTS.

Oh shit, mine's today..

3 years, ew

OH HAPPY SMOSH BIRTHDAY KRISTIN!!

PRESENT HERE:

the definition of my town on urban dictionary???

andover-a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and tal...k about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the candy. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian

Ahahaha. That's especially funny since I'm from the area

AWW thank you lananana<3

YOU TOO!

it's actually pretty much true

I only have a rating of 1 star?
Really?
Come on now.
I give you people nice things.
-sadface-

You give black people hope. That's no good in my book, Mr. President.

Them negros.

Why did you just quote that?

Because he's Danny Meat Spin

Because I thought it was a little bit funny, especially compared to all of the bull all of the little kids on here write.

OMG BESTES PRESENT! <3

...the fuck is this shit?

I only give them hope so I can destroy it later.
NUBS, we need more people like you in our office.

NO! NUMBS come work with me on killing America!
many black people boom boom in my plan, take my side.

And here I thought we were best friends Osama.
Why are you alwyas wanting to blow up my country?

I'm only one man. I can't make a difference. I also don't want to work for Muslims. That goes to both of you.

Hahaha

Been a while since I been on here.
The design is still candyty as sex.


EDIT: I mean, s.hitty as f.uck.

You mean shitty as fuck?

Damn lesbians.

Facebook needs to stop "fixing" things.
It wasn't effing broken.

FB is following the footsteps of myspace...STRAIGHT TO THE TOILET!

Down with social networking sites!

UP WITH GONORREHA!

You a man who can make a difference NUBS.
Ethier you join
or I boom boom house of yours.

Fag.

And I'm not talking about Osama.

anybody like girls who look emo but arent?

i don't like emotional girls. I wish robots had tits.

I got punched in the face on friday night : |

Oh and English smush members, look out for the Argos(?) advert where they're writing christmas lists, the guy at the end of the advert under the covers looks just like Ngard.

YEAH HE DOES.

I'm a total lamer as I don't have anything to say : D

Fix'd

Greatest song ever.

Well, I don't know what I was thinking when I clicked this and then proceeded to play it across the computer lab in my campus center, but I shan't ever do that again. I probably won't even be allowed in there anymore. I am ashamed.

got morning glory seeds today
hopefully they work

I'm trying to stretch my ears to a 00g and I may just suicide before I get there.
jsyk.