On the way to work the other night I ran over a raccoon. I had plenty of distance and I tried to drive around the little guy, but the stupid little tree rat bolted - right under where I had turned to get out of his way. The next morning when I got home I had blood, fur, and guts all over my wheel, which I had to spray off with the garden hose.

It was horrible, as well as awkward. As I was cleaning off the car my next door neighbor went out to get his newspaper, and I had to explain, with watery bloody chunks going down my driveway, how the woodland creature decided to commit suicide via my Ford Fusion.

He probably thinks I'm the next Ted Bundy now. I'm not. I love animals.

I didn't mean to hit the little guy (even though some raccoons are carriers of RABIES!)! I feel kind of bad now. I think grief counseling may be in order.

You have now hosed down the blood of a dead rabid raccoon into the water drains; which will now most likely kill thousands of fish.

And will haunt your car forever

probaly not.

probaly yes.

yeah I hate when you try so hard not to hit them, but they jump right under your tire.

I'm sorry for your loss

Yes you ARE a murderer. im sure it had a good life

Im a chronic masturbator

God is not pleased with you.

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It's okay no need to get so worked up over it.

Im pretty sure god has no friends and his parents are telling him to make friends and at school he is a loner so he imagined a world called earth so he doesn't have to tolerate reality so he stays in his room all day imagining earth

lol wut?
Jimmy is not that kind of God.
He didn't create Earth, he just rules it.

My god is a severed GI Joe head with no eyes.
"My god knows all that he sees, but he has no eyes so he knows nothing"

i dont really care but someone watch this they ripped off smosh http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Candy+2/

I shall attend the funeral.

i had to slam on the breaks for a standard size dog, only for it to walk in the other lane of oncoming traffic and getting ran over by an 18 wheeler..... cryed all the way home....

That's horrible!

i know.... theres more to it then that but i wont share it.... whats done iz done... proof people should keep there pets on leaches

Dude it was an accident, I know what you are feeling but it happens. Also I feel kinda sorry for that animal.