I was going into work the other day when I decided to use the mall bathroom to relieve myself. This is a terrible idea by itself because it always smells like semen and old grilled cheese sandwiches and multiple rapes have taken place there. Anyway, none of these things really mattered on this particular trip because when I got into the bathroom, I saw a little kid with Down Syndrome wandering about completely unsupervised. At first, I wasn't sure if he actually had Down Syndrome or not, but then I noticed that he had a mullet and I was positive that he had Down Syndrome.

Anyway, Captain Mullet Down Syndrome Kid was wandering around in this bathroom for god knows how long, but I wasn't in the mood to get to the bottom of it, so I just "did my business" at my favorite urinal. I was about half-way complete when he leaped to the top of the urinal next to mine, stared directly at me, and started to make indecipherable grunts which kind of sounded like a bird but also sounded like Sylvester Stalone. It occurred to me that if I didn't rescue Sylvester Stalone Jr. from this bathroom like a true American hero, I probably wouldn't get into Heaven.

Thus, I helped him turn on the sink and handed him some paper towels to dry his hands off. After which, I led him out of the bathroom, and re-directed him after he began to walk the wrong way directly towards a wall. I then dropped him off with a family that probably wasn't his and made my way into work. In conclusion, I am pretty much that boy's father.

P.S. This thread can only be properly read with The National Anthem being played in the background.

This reminds me of when a Down Syndrome kid told my Mom "Happy Father's Day". She was a little flustered. Anyways, your story is nearly 12 times better.

I've just decided that I like you.

Seriously, we should get you a medal

I know this kid with Down Syndrome and he said he's going to kill me for not letting him borrow a video game

WORST THREAD EVER

Oh shut up, Glowybluething. You couldn't make a thread this patriotic if you wrote down everything that Rush Limbaugh has ever said and typed it all up on the Fourth of July.

I could get Mel Gibson to proofread it.

Yeah, because Mel Gibson is a great guy to have on your side.
Not crazy (or Jew hating) at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNbIY5rDHmI...feature=related

I successfully read this to this song.
I laughed.
Hard.

I HATE THIS sexING THRED


but I would be lying. Brandon should tell us about the time he passed out

this reminds me of a time in yr 11 when a kid with down syndrom kicked my mate with a big forehead as hard as he could in the nuts.... that was a great day

The greatest thing I've ever read. I don't think one of my happenings I've told on TGF could top this one.

When the heck did I pass out?

Year 11? What's that?
Like, 11AD?

And what does the huge forehead have to do with the story?

Year 11 as in schooling. Highschool.

And his huge forehead was one of his distinguishing features... it has much to do with a lot of things.

Huge foreheads are a handicap on their own. Therefore, he was double-retarded.

Did you bother reading any of the other posts?
He said his friend that got kick was the one with the big forehead.

I commend you on your work. You are a fine American citizen. I would like to personally present you with a medal.

A lot of times apparently. It's your "thing".

indeed... and my mate wasnt handicapped at all.... he just had a very high hairline i believe... it did get him the nickname I-Max though

Pretty sure I'm like mildly dyslexic and I just mix up the word order of sentences.

I demand to know the meaning of this.

So wait...did you touch his penis?

It's just the word on the street, that's all

You devilish son of a gun, you just made me proud to be an American again.
I hate being proud to be an American. Jams up my flow.
Oh my God, I hate you so much, you pride-manipulating bastard. I hope you get run over by at least three garbage trucks which are filled with Nazi propaganda and die.

IT IS 9/11 AND MY THREAD HAS NOT BEEN BUMPED YET!? Shame on all of you.