QUOTE (Shamwowsie @ Sep. 3, 2009. 12:04 AM)

it's my friend's birthday on saturday and i have no idea what to get her. i know she enjoys completely random things, i wrote her a poem regarding walmart last year.
i was thinking about writing her a romantic/dirty story as a joke. seeing as we both enjoy making fun of some of the stories others write.
any story ideas?
You could even do something like WasteTimeChasingCars did in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BezDUd9ylXM...re=channel_pageIt's a cute story that he made sound dirty by bleeping out bits.
One great gift I got was actually from an Amish store. It was a box that slid open like a recipe box (I like to cook), and when I opened it, a plastic spider popped out and hit my hand. (The box was rigged to have the spider land on the handle.) See if you can find yourself some cheeky Amish people, they are clever!