Peter Griffin playing Wheel of Fortune;

Peter: "Ok, erm. I'll take a Z, a 4, a Q, another Q, a third Q, and the Batman symbol."

Host: "Ok, no help there. Fifteen seconds, take a shot at it."

Peter: "Is it Alex Karras in Webster?"

Love it

Stewie is stuck on the roof of his house

Brian:What are you doing up on the roof?

Stewie:Trying to count the stars in Orion's penis! I'm stuck you idiot!

lulz

Peter 'Hey'
Bryan 'Hey....... so errr where's james woods?'
Peter 'Turns out he's not so good catching things in his mouth'
Peter 'So wheres your date?'
bryan 'Same problem'

quagmire- giggty giggty goo

Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile.............. but you have smelly dog farts.

Family guy season 7 when Stewie is going to kill his mum...
STEWIE(with a gun on his hands) Hey Lois!
LOIS What are u doing there with that gun?
STEWIE Something i should have done a long time ago...
Stewie kill Lois and starts running when he suddenly falls
STEWIEohohoh.Mommy,mommy,mommy.Oh right she's dead!

When that big bee flys in Mayor West's office and says...

Now look whos in charge. Free honey for everyone. Ya mayor bee mayor bee oww. ohp just stung myself bye world. hahahahha love that

Meg: We Should TOTALLY be boyfriend and girlfriend!
Brian: Well um... you see... i think umm... i might be GAY.
Meg:...?
Brian:I mean i saw this Penis on the internet today and then i was like... oh! thats-thats fine...

Peter: Brian theres a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'OOO'!
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios!

Lois: Peter, I know you are in here..
Peter: Yes I am Lois.... BUT WHEEEREEEE???

that's easy.

joe: "if i were a woman, i'd press my bare boobs up against the glass just for the SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUAL THRILL!!!"

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when peter is making chris exercise and he says "feel the burn chris, feel the burn"

I have two ;

Lois: peter say the word, what...
Peter: oh god. ok. em. i wanna say who...
Lois: Just say the word Peter!
Peter: okay okay. Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four. Steak, lil bit of peas. im gonna say... what?

and the second one;

Quagmire: I did NOT giggedy her gesmoigen!

Dang it...you took all of my faves....but I'll try.....
Peter: "Welcome to the side boob hour."
*side boob hour skit goes on...*
Louis "THE SIDE BOOB HOUR?!?!?"

James woods - ooo piece of candy

lolzzz thats so funny

peter griffin shawshank prison
"Vagina Boob"






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James woods - ooo piece of candy

lolzzz thats so funny

Stewie to Lois: Play wheels on the bus and get the hell out of my site.

when peter gets the footy pj and shocks chirs for the first time and says "i think im jesus" i know it not the funnyest but it is on now soo i thought of it lol

The episode where Peter turns to the "cold side of the pillow" lol. there are ALOT more.

One of my favorites:
Peter: "Hey, Chris, is the water getting warmer?"
Chris: "No..."
Peter: "...Oh, right, it's PEE that makes water warmer."

Another one:
Mayor West: "Wait!"
Lois: "What?!"
Mayor West: "DON'T MOVE. A big bee just flew in through the window."
Bee: "Hmmm! Look who's mayor now! First order of business: Free honey for everyone! 'Yay, Mayor Bee, Mayor Bee--' D'oh. Done stung m'self. Bye, world!" *falls over*

I love this show! Okay, how about when Stewie and Brian sang that song?

Stewie: I want to have intercourse with you, oh oh yeah, intercourse with you

Brian: Relationss

Stewie: Intercourse with you-ooo--u!

Together: Yeah that sounds great, mhm, yeah, yeah.

Stewie: Groovy, Groovy....Now is there a shorter word for intercourse?!

Lmao(:

Peter: VaginaBoob

Meg:"Guess what I am everybody?"

Stewie:"oh,the end result of a drunken backseat grope-fest."

Meg:"I made flag girl!"

"Why are there so many ostritches? The brochure said there'd only be a few ostriches. This ruins my whole vacation..."

hahahahhahaha I thnk Cleveland said that. =]

Mine was already taken so this my new one...


Stewie: I'll drop kick her ass man, I'll be like,[Punches midair]WAPUU WAPPA WAZING

Also

Mayor West Gets hit by a brick
Mayor west starts bleeding
Mayor West:Im a tomato!!!!

Brian (talking to Meg): How about a lot less talk and a lot more, SHUT THE HELL UP?!

Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

"Oh no, did that hit crazy stairs?"

Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts

Peter - B B B Bird, Bird, B Bird is the word

Peter makes a slip'n'slide down the stairs

He falls and is hurt

peter: "owwww... oww T_T"

brian: "I'm not taking you to the emergency room, because if i do you wont learn anything."

also

Peter: "Look at THAT side boob.. how bout THAT side boob.. and look at THIS side boob, yeah? yeah that turnin you on? Well it SHOULDNT. Because that's myyy side boob."

also

Tom Tucker: "And now Ollie with the weather, Ollie?"

Ollie: "ITS GON RAIN."

Tom Tucker: "Thanks Ollie, and now this..."

Peter" Joaquin Phoenix? if youre still watching.. youve past the test. you can be our friend"

it was SOOOO horrible and omg at the same time.. i could never forget it XD

when everybody's screaming at the HD tv version of the news anchor lady

Adam West: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'll get all of the A's out of my body. AAAAAAAA!

Is that cool wHip! What'd you say? Cool WHip. Ya thats what I thought you said but your saying it weird.

Brian: THis pie is great! What's in it?

Meg: Oh, you know, apples cinnamon, my hair...

Brian: What?

Meg: My hair, Brian. Part of me is inside of you, Brian. Do you feel me? Do you feel me inside of you Brian?

And the ensuing cool whip scene.
Also, this.

Herbert: (to stewie): Hey little buddy, Can you tell Chris t open his winda?

Brian: It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

kk i replyed earlyer to this and thought of a new one haha

person: whats your name?

peter: ummm.... (see's a pea) umm pea....(see's some one crying)...tear.....(a griffen flys in the room) griffen.....damn!

hahahah

This is just one of my many favorites: "Pow, right in the kisser!"

Peter Stoped Drinking Beer. So He Switches To Crack.
And Brian Sees Him And Tells Him To Stop.
So Peter, Puts The Bong Down And When Brian Leaves He Picks It Back Up And Smokes It.
Then Brian Comes Into The Room To See Peter...
Laying On The Floor, With No Shirt, Holding A Couch Cusion.

Brian:What The Hell?
Peter:Government Come And Took My Baby!

Joe: Peter your dog is givung me diabetes

Anything Adam West says is basically my favourite.

"Peter Griffin's got a moustache!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Oooh!"
"I knowwww."

I usually love anything that that guy says in Family Guy. Gahh! I don't know his name. Dedicated fans'll know who I'm talking about. He also voiced that bee in Mayor Wests office. And many more xD

My all time favorite is when stewie gets drunk and talks to Brian.

Brian: Your drunk
Stewie: Your sexy

Oo! Oo! I have more..

Peters exploding cupcakes;
'The secrets in the frosting, but i'll never tell'

'Tasty Juice. Drink it then con-vert-it-to-pee'

'Sessions presents: A Peter Griffin Christmas. Featuring such favourites as: I brought these gifts for you they're up in my bum'

I know it's not a quote, but my fave is....

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!

lol

LOL there are just too many funny quotes to be listed.


But one of my faves is where jesus comes back and is super small.



also when brian and stewie are building a house and stewie won't reply to brian on the walkie talkie unless he says "over" after finishing a sentence. hahaha

Any thing that comes out of chris's mouth! i love seth green!

that's my favorite as well!

"Ooh a piece of candy. Ooh a piece of candy. Ooh a piece of candy."

"Excuse me, sir. You can't park your van on the diving board." Or any other fat jokes from this episode, lol

"How come all the dinosaurs died out?"
"Because you touch yourself at night."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I bet it runs just like you. Very homosexually."