Avast mateys! Today's Talk Like a Pirate Day! Idk who came up with that but it's not as stupid as it sounds.

Celebrate by leaving pirate comments on ur friends pages or something. U can really get into it but it would be really weird to see Jack Sparrow look-alikes roaming the streets of the world so don't go OVERBOARD. get it?

Arrrggh!

Avast! Don't anyone be going and steal me booty because I will cut ye with me cutlass. Now, all you landlubbers get off me poop deck or i will use me cutass to cut yer butt! Shoo ye landlubbers! Shoo!

yarrr mateys! Bring me some ale, DIRTY WENCH.
That's right.
I called you a dirty wench.

My name is fred