"What's the matter, dude?" Ian inquired.
"Nothing at all, Ian. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" Anthony beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
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Ian is sitting in his kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it.
Then he calls Anthony for some help and his buddy comes over.
"IAN! IT'S 3 O'CLOCK IN THE FU--ING MORNING! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
Very frustrated, Ian says, "I'm trying to do this tiger puzzle, but I can't seem to make the pieces fit right."
Anthony takes a good look at the puzzle, sighs and says, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, and go to bed."
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