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DastardLeeBastard
I am DastardLeeBastard, DerTommissaar, All Wise and Furious Leader of the Tommunist Party. You all should now bow before your Leader, otherwise, I will send my Secret Police to fetch you, and they will transport you via cattle car to one of my "luxurious*" camps, where you will be "re-educated." -AHEM- What the hell, if you love Communism and Naziism, wait until you get to my camps! Now grovel before me! I make Kim Jong Il look "nice." Your breathing privileges depend on your submission to me! I have studied Hitler, Stalin, all the Communist leaders, and Saddam! (Oh Saddam, wherefore art thou, Saddam?) I make the Ayatollah seem benign! If you fall for those dictators, why should you not fall for me? Why be slaves for such as they, when you can be a slave for me? After all, I have consolidated together, under one regime, all that I have learned from those other dictators! Birds sing, cats meow, cows moo, lions roar, sharks bite, eagles soar, pigs squeal, cattle fart, sheep go "baaaaa," all because of me! Why, the very planet would cease its orbit if not for me! The sun would not shine, the moon would crash upon the Earth, if not for me! Give me all of your wealth, your labor, your souls, and I will allow you to continue your puny existence! Hail DastardLeeBastard, DerTommissaar, all knowing Furious Leader! My motto: The beatings will continue, until morale improves.
BUWAHAHAHA!
*(The fine print) The penaltiy for the slightest infractions: Suspension of breathing privileges.
BTW, anyone interested in a used car?

All replies will be dealt with in various ways, depending on each individual reply. Dissent will not be tolerated. (Hey, I'm only doing what they do in N. Korea, Iran, other fine and upstanding countries). Since there are those who actually agree with the regimes in those countries, surely these people would love MY regime. And if you hate those regimes, why, you'll REALLY hate mine! Just trying to help!
Muwahahaha. Now grovel, you worms.
Pookie_
roflcoptertothemax

Nah, I'm not going to like that regime.
I think I'm going to move to USA ASAP where I can eat as many processed foods as I want, where my chances for being tasered are very high, ESPECIALLY when I pose no danger! A country where over 700,000 people die each year at the hands of government-sanctioned medicine, while the FDA and other government agencies pretend to protect the public by harassing those who offer safe alternatives.
A country full of ignorant people, all willing to be brainwashed and to be loved by the illusion that is created for them to keep them silenced. A place where a selfish God is worshiped by many in the hopes of receiving awards.
The place to be, right?

..I'm going for the .....''democratic'' party. Sorry!
DastardLeeBastard
QUOTE (Pookie_ @ Oct. 13, 2009. 03:03 PM) *
roflcoptertothemax

Nah, I'm not going to like that regime.
I think I'm going to move to USA ASAP where I can eat as many processed foods as I want, where my chances for being tasered are very high, ESPECIALLY when I pose no danger! A country where over 700,000 people die each year at the hands of government-sanctioned medicine, while the FDA and other government agencies pretend to protect the public by harassing those who offer safe alternatives.
A country full of ignorant people, all willing to be brainwashed and to be loved by the illusion that is created for them to keep them silenced. A place where a selfish God is worshiped by many in the hopes of receiving awards.
The place to be, right?

..I'm going for the .....''democratic'' party. Sorry!


Please. "I think I'm going to move to USA ASAP where I can eat as many processed foods as I want, where my chances for being tasered are very high, ESPECIALLY when I pose no danger!"
For one thing, in your mind, when you read one story about someone tasered, you multiply by whatever large number you choose. Tasering isn't that common. Stop exaggerating. I have never met anyone who was tasered. The reason you read about it is because it's not all that common. Besides, it's better than being beaten with a nightstick or shot with a gun.
Regarding processed foods, you obviously haven't been to one of our supermarkets, where there are plenty of unprocessed foods. Some of us actually cook our own food (amazing new discovery). We have a certain room in the house. We call it a "kitchen". In that kitchen there is this thing we call a "stove". We also have an "oven."
Get over your stereotypes of whatever your America bashing media shows you. They only tell you the bad things, not the good.
I often wonder why it is that we have so many immigrants, legal and illegal here, if America is so bad. Truth is, many other countries suck so bad that it's only natural they'd trash America.
I am still wondering where in Europe (as you say) you're from. Afraid I might point out something about your own country?
You sound like a rich brat, with a guilt complex.
As far as you moving here, you aren't welcome. Stay wherever you are.
You hate America, and I don't expect anything positive from you.
Pookie_
QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 13, 2009. 09:59 PM) *
For one thing, in your mind, when you read one story about someone tasered, you multiply by whatever large number you choose. Tasering isn't that common. Stop exaggerating. I have never met anyone who was tasered. The reason you read about it is because it's not all that common. Besides, it's better than being beaten with a nightstick or shot with a gun.


Isn't that common? One story? I'm sorry to pop your bubble, but open your eyes. Is one innocent dead American not enough for you? How about two? How about 200? I guess it doesn't matter, does it? Just a few people anyway, there's so many, so who cares? Just because you haven't met anyone being tasered, doesn't mean it is uncommon. And what does ''common'' mean to you anyway?

And just because it is not ''common'' in YOUR opinion, it does not mean that it is OKAY that it happens. You're so sick dude. I find it funny how people like you immediately change their way of thinking when things like these happen to themselves. When they are in the middle of the horror. Then all of a sudden these things will become ''common'' and unacceptable.

Or maybe, because they are so nationalistic to the max, they will start lying to themselves and start making up reasons to make it okay what has happened to them. That the American police had all the right to treat them that way, that it was all their fault what has happened to them. And thus they shove it all under the rug. That would be, I think, something what you would do. Well... if you would survive it.

Better than being beaten with a nightstick or shot with a gun?

How about: NOT DAMAGING INNOCENT PEOPLE at all?

Interesting. You love the name of your country so much, but you don't care a rats ass about the people living in it.

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 13, 2009. 09:59 PM) *
Regarding processed foods, you obviously haven't been to one of our supermarkets, where there are plenty of unprocessed foods. Some of us actually cook our own food (amazing new discovery). We have a certain room in the house. We call it a "kitchen". In that kitchen there is this thing we call a "stove". We also have an "oven."


Right. That definitely explains the poor health of MANY Americans. Too bad not everyone has the time to cook for themselves always, do they? So why should the other option be: poison yourself? It's either: cook for yourself using ORGANICALLY GROWN ingredients or it is eating and drinking poison. And which of the two are the most Americans choosing? Right.
There is no time. Work. School. And you think young kids, two working parents or students have time to cook for themselves a healthy meal, every day?
You can have everything (oven, kitchen etc) you want, but until you are not using it in a BENEFICIAL way, it doesn't really make any difference at all, does it?
Perhaps you need a reality check, again.

Because many people choose for the second option, cause they are thinking ''well the government wouldn't put this kind of food in the supermarket if it were dangerous, right?", they have a BIGGER chance on getting all kinds of diseases. Do some research, then come back, okay?

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 13, 2009. 09:59 PM) *
Get over your stereotypes of whatever your America bashing media shows you. They only tell you the bad things, not the good.
I often wonder why it is that we have so many immigrants, legal and illegal here, if America is so bad. Truth is, many other countries suck so bad that it's only natural they'd trash America.
I am still wondering where in Europe (as you say) you're from. Afraid I might point out something about your own country?
You sound like a rich brat, with a guilt complex.
As far as you moving here, you aren't welcome. Stay wherever you are.
You hate America, and I don't expect anything positive from you.


I don't hate America. I spoke in such a way, because you are still living in a bubble, you are definitely stuck in the past : true Freedom and Beauty of America is gone - LONG gone.
You're so concentrated on communism and regimes that you totally lose attention of what is happening IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY. Other countries might not be the place to be, but SO IS YOUR COUNTRY. Do you understand?
What I'm also trying to say is that it doesn't matter in which country we live in, it's about what we know and what we do to make things better for ourselves and others. That's what it's about. Not about names of countries. For your information, what is happening in America, happens in MANY countries, including the one I am currently living in.
DastardLeeBastard
Pookie: If I say anything, you'll automatically be in opposition to it.
You haven't agreed on anything, that's 100%. Now statistically that's not possible, unless you just take the opposite of anything I say. You have that common disease of non-Americans. You just hate us. You don't even know me. You just assume that I'm some sort of hillbilly redneck, because I defend my country from your vile hatred.
About tasering: The reason they use them is so they don't have to shoot. You are obviously unaware of the criminality of some people. I suppose you blame me for their being criminals. Innocent my ass. You only see the cases when an innocent is tasered, but you don't hear about the ones who deserved it, yes, deserved it. Better that than being shot dead.
I used to drive a cab, in another state. Some of the characters I carried scared the hell out of me. Oh. that's my fault, because some people raise their kids to be criminals. Don't give me that mushy old line about opportunities. This country has spent countless billions on poverty programs and the like, and all it's accomplished is to create a dependant underclass, which the politicians use as a vast voter pool.
Do you have crime in your (where) country? I'll bet in certain areas, you wouldn't last one minute before you were robbed or worse. What should happen to the robber? Talk nice, maybe they'll turn into a Mother Teresa?
Get off your pedestal. Also, get a sense of humor. You strike me as too serious, wallowing in angst. BTW, that political party thing... IT'S SARCASM. I hate with all my soul any dictator who can't take criticism, throws people in prison for mere speech, etc. Of course, if a dictator hates the USA, you'll no doubt be in his side. I'll bet you're on the side of the mullahs in Iran, along with their imported hatchet men, the Hamas and Hisbollah who were paid to beat demonstrators. After all, they hate the USA and Israel. They're all yours. With friends like that who needs enemies?
Pookie_
QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
Pookie: If I say anything, you'll automatically be in opposition to it.


Automatically? No. I mostly write why I don't agree.

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
You haven't agreed on anything, that's 100%. Now statistically that's not possible, unless you just take the opposite of anything I say. You have that common disease of non-Americans. You just hate us. You don't even know me. You just assume that I'm some sort of hillbilly redneck, because I defend my country from your vile hatred.


Ehm no. Not my thoughts at all.

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
About tasering: The reason they use them is so they don't have to shoot. You are obviously unaware of the criminality of some people. I suppose you blame me for their being criminals. Innocent my ass. You only see the cases when an innocent is tasered, but you don't hear about the ones who deserved it, yes, deserved it. Better that than being shot dead.


You are obviously unaware of what happens in the country you live in. Read articles on innocent people being KILLED by the art of Tasering by your lovely American police who serve & protect.
Either being tasered to death or shot to death or being tasered when not posing any danger, hmmmm, which one do I prefer the most. Oh, right, I may not decide. It's all up to the police, cause they know when to hurt people!

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
I used to drive a cab, in another state. Some of the characters I carried scared the hell out of me.


A cab huh? Well that reminds me of something I recently read someone saying:

A while back, X and I were coming back from a trip and while in the taxi, the taxi driver was telling us some horror stories about the down town East Side and the police. He told us that he has had prostitutes in the cab that claim cops who 'protect' the territory they work in, are usually very corrupt and make them do many sexual acts in exchange for their 'protection'. Hearing those stories shocked me to my very soul and I still think about it to this day. Stories that you would NEVER hear about on the news... these poor people are always getting exploited by people who are supposed to "protect".

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
Oh. that's my fault, because some people raise their kids to be criminals. Don't give me that mushy old line about opportunities. This country has spent countless billions on poverty programs and the like, and all it's accomplished is to create a dependant underclass, which the politicians use as a vast voter pool.


We are all criminals in one way or another. If you want to live in a better world start with yourself.

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
Do you have crime in your (where) country? I'll bet in certain areas, you wouldn't last one minute before you were robbed or worse. What should happen to the robber? Talk nice, maybe they'll turn into a Mother Teresa?


I'm talking about innocent people here. And still if it were a criminal, I am AGAINST tasering, because I KNOW that it will be MISUSED.

There are criminals everywhere, okay? And I give the police props for putting them behind the bars, but it's wrong to go around tasering when it is not needed.

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
Get off your pedestal. Also, get a sense of humor. You strike me as too serious, wallowing in angst.


It's just the ''message'' that I picked up from reading that, which made me reply. I know it was meant humorous, but I guess we don't share the same taste.
I'm not wallowing in angst. I believe that Knowledge protects.

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
BTW, that political party thing... IT'S SARCASM.


I know.

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
I hate with all my soul any dictator who can't take criticism, throws people in prison for mere speech, etc.


Throwing people in prison for mere speech... One wonders if that doesn't happen in our own countries when we are not paying attention.

QUOTE (DastardLeeBastard @ Oct. 14, 2009. 06:49 PM) *
Of course, if a dictator hates the USA, you'll no doubt be in his side. I'll bet you're on the side of the mullahs in Iran, along with their imported hatchet men, the Hamas and Hisbollah who were paid to beat demonstrators. After all, they hate the USA and Israel. They're all yours. With friends like that who needs enemies?


Again, I am for the people. Not for names of countries.
CradleofFilth
i would just like to say that the actions of certain people such as the criminals do not reflect a society as a whole.
i would say that there are more good people in this world than bad. the taser argument is pretty ridiculous, and yea there are corrupt cops that should be taken off of the force, but again that is just a select few, not the whole police force.
and i like how pookie just seems to look down an america, you're right dastard
like there arent any problems in his country rolleyes.gif
Pookie_
QUOTE (CradleofFilth @ Oct. 15, 2009. 12:18 AM) *
i would just like to say that the actions of certain people such as the criminals do not reflect a society as a whole.
i would say that there are more good people in this world than bad. the taser argument is pretty ridiculous, and yea there are corrupt cops that should be taken off of the force, but again that is just a select few, not the whole police force.
and i like how pookie just seems to look down an america, you're right dastard
like there arent any problems in his country rolleyes.gif


Look darling. I'm not AGAINST America or any other COUNTRIES. I am AGAINST THE PSYCHOPATHS AND THOSE WHO HURT OTHERS DELIBERATELY WITH NO REASON AT ALL OTHER THAN TO FEED THEIR GREED OR EGO.

I ALSO DID NOT SAY THAT THEY REFLECT THE SOCIETY AS A WHOLE, MY POINT WAS THAT IT HAPPENS IN EVERY COUNTRY. THAT "EVIL" IS PRESENT EVERYWHERE.

Understood?

More good people than bad? well that might be true but unfortunately THOSE GOOD PEOPLE ARE ALL BRAINWASHED AND SILENCED AND POISONED BY THE SYSTEM ITSELF. Which NEUTRALIZES the GOODNESS of those people. Which leads to: EVIL RULING THE WORLD.
IF GOOD PEOPLE WERE NOT NEUTRALIZED THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE DON'T YOU THINK?

I have friends in America, okay? I have friends in Israel, got it? I AM NOT AGAINST THOSE COUNTRIES. I AM NOT NATIONALISTIC AS YOU GUYS ARE, DAmn. If you want to diss anyone you might want to try to understand them first.

Corrupt cops are just the small pieces of the whole. If you would know what else goes around behind your back and some times in front of your nose, but who cares to pay attention to the signs right. Well, you would probably cry in your sleep.
Again, these things happen all over the world. I can guarantee you that America is NOT an exception.
CradleofFilth
emotions ruling argument
thusly irrelevant =D
DastardLeeBastard
BTW, Pookster, there is a rumor of hope for Iran. It seems that His Highness, the Ayatollah Khameini, has died.
This is a man who ordered the beating, hatcheting, shooting of Iranians by imported thugs, paid good money for their evil deeds.
This "man of God" follows in the footsteps of Torquemada.
I surely hope that the Iranian people are freed of this evil man.
I read a book by the sister of the former Shah, "Faces in a Mirror," and she stated that one day, the Iranians would turn against their masters, and be friends again with America. It tends to be the same story wherever people live under dictators, that they wish to be on our side of the equation. Poland, Slovakia, the Chek (how is that spelled?) Republic, etc, tend to be more pro-American than the "Old West," due to leaders we had, such as Reagan.
They tend to disrespect us when we elect the likes of Carter, and now, Obama.
Anyway, I hope it's true, that finally, as in other dictatorships, the old bastard has passed on. Hitler, Stalin, Mao, others have died in the past, which improved life for those in their countries.
Like in the movie, Wizard of Oz," DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD.


Pookie_
Okay, let's imagine they're gonna be friends again. Then what?
DastardLeeBastard
QUOTE (Pookie_ @ Oct. 17, 2009. 04:50 AM) *
Okay, let's imagine they're gonna be friends again. Then what?


We can all breathe easier.
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