Just curious, we might get a good laugh!

Mine's is that once my 8-year-old brother asked me "What's a virgin?"

My ten year old cousin asked me what a hooker was.

My friend's younger cousin asked him how to keep one's dick down while making out with a girl. Friend told him you have to mayonnaise on it before you go out.

my ex-boyfriends lil' sister asked if we made out yet....she was 4

My friends younger sister asked me how lesbians have sex. I told her that unless she planed to have sex with another girl than she didn't need to know. Than she told me she needed to know.

I get asked lots of awkard questions.

I'm a redhead and some dick once asked if my pubes are ginger, too. I might add he did this in front of all of his friends.
I pushed him down a flight of stairs.

so are they?

of course, I'm a total fire crotch.

Wow, kids are stupid...

i met a girl named dominique (i called her domifreak) once and she loved asking awkward questions. some were "how do you like to lay in bed?" "can i watch you sleep?" "can i watch you dress?" and if you said no to her she would turn and ask another person the same questions.

Last year there was this girl going around asking everyone when was the last time they took a shit.
Oh wait, that was me...

The other day a friend of mine asked me `what would you like a girl 2 do 2 make you horney?´ .
I was all like WTF?

The other posters from TGF know this story (we had a similar discussion while that forum was up and running) and ToughGuy and Glowy are going to read it again. Enjoy, guys.

When I was a high school senior we were having this Q&A session in sex-ed class, and someone asked the instructor what male semen was made out of, chemically. The teacher said it had a compound that was built partly like sugar for some reason. I really wasn't paying attention until...

This girl I knew at the time, a head cheerleader and dumber than a box of rocks, asked, in front of everyone -

"Well if it's made out of sugar, why does it taste salty?"

An awkward silence ensued for about a full sixty seconds, at the end of which the teacher dismissed the class. It took the poor girl about ten minutes to figure out exactly what she just said.

My girlfriend's friend keeps asking me if we had sex, then asks really detailed questions.

I just walk away...

xxxxx.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbFjePdOpK8
You need to watch that

haha, awesome. =O

"hey, can i give you a blowjob?" it was out of nowhere.

my reply: "get your aids ridden mouth away from crotch you disease carrying whore!!!"

i always tell myself there was probably a better way to handle that.

Such as replying "yes"?

That's like a story my friend told me but she said "Then why isn't it sweet?"

when i was in 8th grade i had a very experienced boyfriend, and i really wasnt.
we were on the phone one night and he asked me if i masturbated and what i masterbated to. i was like um okay, wtf?

my teacher in 5th grade asked me if my girlfriend was in our class, i dont no how she knew about my grlfriend.

I had this chick ask if she could lick my ass.

I said yes.

a chick/classmate ask me "do you master bait"
I replied " like you've never finger before
I was so shocked

a chick/classmate ask me "do you master bait"
I replied " like you've never finger before"
I was so shocked

my mom walks into my bedroom "emily why is you hair all messed up"
"because marek(my boyfriend) was poking me" (i'm really ticklish)
"what was he poking you with"

my friend asked me why i named my bass after a 60 yr old man.

I was trying to unlock my door to my house but for some reason it wouldn't open, so my friend asks, "Are you pushing it in far enough?" Of course I had to reply with "That's what she said" Go me.