Allright nobody really wants to ake the time to get to know you so lets just save time and you take my personality test. After your done post your results, or tell me if you have a question you think i should add to the test. Or if you feel like making a fool out of yourself complain about how this test doesn't really peg you correctly. The following people not required to take this test are Terry, who we already know is better then us, thats why he rates us, and sidd who is too young to be a person.

1. If a bear asks you to dance what is your reaction.

(a) You shoot the bear and then light it on fire because talking bears are the sign of the devil.
(b ) You try and remeber what drugs you've taken.
(c ) you piss your pants
(d) You head butt the bear and then try and see what he tastes like.
(e) You take the bears offer and dance the night away.

2. Your opinions on abortion are.

(a) Abortion is murder, jesus told me life begins in the womb.
(b ) Pro- choice sluts have the right to kill babies.
(c ) You don't have an opinion you just think what the cool kids tell you to think
(d) abortion helps population control, you think people should kick every pregnant women in the belly.

3. If you could change one thing about the world it would be

(a) Immigrants, they way they steal our jobs annoys you
(b ) Republicans, your ignorant enough to beleive you can blame all the worlds problems on them
(c ) Your bedtime.
(d) Your pills, the ones they give you stifle your creativity and makes killing people less fun.

4. Your favorite food is...

(a) the body of christ (communion wafers)
(b ) soy beans covered in a light soy sauce served on top of organic lettuce with a side of rainbows.
(c ) pizza
(d) animals that have spoken to you.

5. Things that anger you

(a) gays, minorites, and people who have gone to college.
(b ) Cruelty to animals, authority, and working.
(c ) Your mom, school, and people who treat you like a kid.
(d) Doctors, dentists, and people who look at you funny.

6. If you had to kill one person it would be...

(a) a jesus hating communist
(b ) George Bush
(c ) Your teacher who gives too much homework
(d) You would have trouble narrowing it down to just one person.

7. The animal you think best represents you is?

(a) a sheep
(b ) a jack ass.
(c ) a lion( you really arn't though, it's the only animal you can think of)
(d) a talking bear.

8. Your favorite way to travel is?

(a) an SUV, because global warming isn't real.
(b ) a hybrid, cause you are going to save the world all by yourself
(c ) your bike, but only while wearing a helmet.
(d) people, nothing makes you happier then to jump on people and force them to carry you.

9. Your dream occupation is?

(a) to serve god.
(b ) You don't like to work
(c ) be a fireman, a police officer, or maby a superhero
(d ) anything where you get to kill somone
(e) i don't need a job to give me permission to kill someone.
(f) i walk the line, an honest days work is all i need.


10. In 10 years you will be?

(a) In church
(b ) saving the rainforest)
(c ) still in school
(d) breaking in to a icecream store at 2.am. so you can eat icecream uninterupted.

A= 0 points B= 1 point C= 2 points D= 3 points e=4 points

F= -2 points

0-5 points= You are a creepy christan republican who thinks we should kill gays and burn down the middle east. You don't worry about global warming because jesus will protect you.

6-9 points= You are religious and liberal, your exsitence is an oxymoron. Chances are that you try and protect forests in the name of jesus.

10-14= You are a mix of republican, democrat and a tool. You pretend to be whatever is cool at the time. There is a good chance i don't like you.

15-19 points= Your an ignorant liberal, you blame the world problems on republicans and you think Ned lamont is our savior. You will probably be on acid when reading this.

20-24= you are a child, or a grown man living in your mothers basement. Nobody likes you.

25-29= depending on whether you choose more a's the b's or more b's then a's, you are a crazy republican who sends death threats to the dixie chicks or a democrat who is probably a member of peta and kills people who is a threat to nature. If you have c's as your next most picked answaer, then you are probably a kid who will grow up to be a serial killer.

30+= Your crazy,the only reason you are not in a nut house is because you jsut escaped from there or you killed everyone who tried to put you in one.

if you refuse to answear the questions, your insecure, and you are probably confused about your sexual orientation. That or your an average joe and there is nothing special about you. You'll die in a cubeical.

If these answears are not to your likeing you can email me your exact answears to each question and i can give you an exact answear on why nobody likes you. Once again if you think i'm missing any questions feel free to post them, if they are good enough i will add them to the test.

I couldnt be assed to do all the quesions, but i would have got around 20

I got 13. But this quiz is bollocks.

EDIT: However, I do like 8d.

I got 19.

1.b
2.d
3.d
4.d
5.b
6.d
7.c
8.d
9.b
10.d

I got a 23...

allright since you gave me your exact answers i can give you your offical results.

On the surface your peers will think your immature. work seems to be too much trouble not because you can't do it but because your crazy and everyone elese is a wanker. You on average vote democratic, and you arn't religious. You are somewhat of a cynic but you enjoy icecream.

If you find this assement to be inacurate it is because you didn't answear truthfully.

1. D
2. B
3. A
4. D
5. C
6. D
7. D
8. D
9. B
10. D

That means I got a 22. If I added right. Which I probally didn't.
I want me some official results.

allright offical results, here we go.:

You beleive in a higher being and you hate immigrants but you tend to be more liberal oriented (that or a horrible republican). You have issues with authoirty. You don't have self esteem issues but you daydream, and you enjoy icecream. Overall you have your heart in the right place and despite you picking mostly d's we don't have to worry about you going on a killing rampage in a mall on a hot day in August.

15-19 points= Your an ignorant liberal, you blame the world problems on republicans and you think Ned lamont is our savior. You will probably be on acid when reading this.

I am pleased.

I find fault with the options for the first question.
Where is the option to politely take the bear up on it's offer and dance the night away?

allright test has been fixed to add this option.

I think I got 21 if I added correctly.
1. e
2. b
3. d
4. c
5. b
6. b
7. a
8. d
9. d
10. d
Oh the excitement of answering random questions.

Hmm...I AM immature, I hate work and everyone else IS a wanker. I hate politics, so fuck being a democrat whatever that is...I hate religion, icecream is delicious, oh man i had some last night with chocolate milk that shit was awesome.

Yeah I guess that is pretty accurate...wierd.

1.e
2.b
3.a
4.b
5.b
6.d
7.d
8.a
9.c
10.b

I am an ignorant liberal and random quizzes are exciting.

We need more E anwers ... i'm working on it.

Official results: Your more of a happy go lucky kind of crazy then a let's burn down a church and see if we can make people cry kind o crazy. Your libelness contradicts itself. You dislike bush, but you want to take a job that allows you to kill someone. Which means your reasons for not liking bush arn't cause he blindly put us at war, but because you wanted to be the one to do it. You don't mind following a crowd, but if you see somthing shiny on the road, chances are you will veer off from the herd to go admire it.






offical results:Your an idealist of the liberal world. You are happily crazy and you would enjoy being in the company of talking animals. If you could, you enter into one on one compat as a superhero to fight evil villans that are destoying our children's forests. Your slightly ignorant, but i would still invite you to my birthday party.

-Cheers

c
a
b
c
b
d
b
d
c

It is like you read my mind and added extra talking animals.

Offical results:

lets start with the obvious, your absent minded. I can't give you a offical result until you answer correctly. You have nine letters up there and there are ten questions. I'm not sure if you forgot to answer 10 or just left out another answer. Either way i can't give you an exact result until this is corrected.

1.(d)

2.(b )

3.(c )

4.(d)

5.(d)

6. (B )

7. (d)

8. (d)

9.(d)

10.(d)

offical results:

allright another crazy liberal. Unlike panzy liberals, you don't think signing a petion or protests is the way to go. If confronted by a prolife activist you would most likley punch them in the face rather then debate the issue. You distrust authority and get easily annoyed by stupid people. if put in the proper situation the chances of you killing somone is 6/10. Also george bush wasn't invited to your birthday party.

1. e
2. b
3. b
4. a
5. b
6. d
7. d
8. b
9. c
10. b

Ignorant liberals ftw.

Allright, your a child at heart, and you've made more then one trip to La La land. As far as being liberal go, you are an innocent. People probably like you because you are nice to people. If put in the proper position to kill somone you are 3/10 likely to go threw with it. Your more likely to help the old lady cross the street. Your a good kid, your going places.

Normally I hate these tests, but this one managed to catch my attention. So there.

1-e
2-a
3-d
4-c
5-b
6-d
7-c
8-d
9-b
10-b

I’m a child and nobody likes me! Hurray!

Offical result:

Another relgious liberal. Your mind is on the childish side. You are aware of the worlds problems, but you probably won't take too many step in order to fix them. On a scale of 1-10 if put in the proper position your chance of killing killing sombody would be 4/10. You don't rock the boat, congradulations.

1.c)
2.B )
3.B )
4.c)
5.B )
6.B )
7.B )
8.B )
9.B )
10.B )

official result:

You are the most hardcore liberal so far. Your laid back, and you don't draw attention to yourself, not because your insecure, but because it really isn't worth the trouble. Your sence of humor is straight foward. On a scale of 1-10 the likelyhood of you killing somebody would be 3/10, not because you are afraid, you just got moral issues on it. The only people you would consider killing are someone who's commited crimes against humanity.

1. C
2. B
3. C
4. D
5. B
6. C
7. B & C ( couldnt decide )
8. D
9. C ( i am deff. gonna be a SuperHero! )
10. C

Not only a child at heart, you are a child. Or your signifigant other controls your bedtime. Your dreams are in fairytales and rainbows. Put it simply it will be awhile before you actually know what you want or have to fear. On a scale of 1-10 on how likely you are to kill someone if put in the proper position is 2/10, it would probably be over some pokemon cards.

That's amazingly true

i said
b
b
a
c
b
d
d
d
c
c

so i think i got 15-19 points= Your an ignorant liberal, you blame the world problems on republicans and you think Ned lamont is our savior. You will probably be on acid when reading this.

B
B
D
C
B-D [couldn't decide]
D
C
B
D
D

A= 0 points B= 1 point C= 2 points D= 3 points e=4 points


25-29= depending on whether you choose more a's the b's or more b's then a's, you are a crazy republican who sends death threats to the dixie chicks or a democrat who is probably a member of peta and kills people who is a threat to nature. If you have c's as your next most picked answaer, then you are probably a kid who will grow up to be a serial killer.

Jee Thanks...

allright another little liberal kid who is amused by the simple things in life. You lack orginality. Also do to answer 10 that you would still be in school in 10 years i know your still a child who probably didn't answer some of these questions truthfully. Sorry.

HAHA.. i am pretty sure i wouldnt kill someone over Pokemon Cards

What do you mean jee thanks, you fall quite nicley into the crazy liberal section. Your a pessemist with a heart. Thats cute. Your sence of humor is on a darker side and you were probably one of the first people to laugh at dead baby jokes. on a scale of 1-10 if put in the proper position to kill someone you would be a 2/10. You would probably think about it and not go through with it. Even if your rainbow is broken. Even though your crazy, i'll still be your friend, so don't be so blue.




you don't know until the situation arises.

1. C
2. B
3. D
4. C
5. B
6. B
7. D
8. A
9.C (superhero)
10. C (teaching)

1.C
2.B
3.A
4.B
5.B
6.D
7.D
8.D
9.D
10.D
If i added right,
Lol, 20-24= you are a child, or a grown man living in your mothers basement. Nobody likes you.

Half true, im a child and nobody likes me... atleast im not grown up living in my mothers basement
=]

well arn't we the mature one, already have a career planned out. Allright then, you care about your fellow man, and when it comes to politics and world views you are guided by your morals. You arn't a full blown liberal who is afraid the world is going to end by the republicans and your more concentrated on having a good time in the here and now. On a scale of 1-10 your a good person.



Another girl concerned with having a good time. You are on the slightly crazy side though. Certain people bother you, and your not necssarily a forgiving person. But you like icecream, and your cool with me at least. Honestly if your dream occupation is somthing where you get to kill someone, you'll be good at it. Nobody would suspect you.

Cheers.

I agree with that.
So who wants to have a good time??

B
B
D
C
B-D [couldn't decide]
D
C
B
D
D

A= 0 points B= 1 point C= 2 points D= 3 points e=4 points


25-29= depending on whether you choose more a's the b's or more b's then a's, you are a crazy republican who sends death threats to the dixie chicks or a democrat who is probably a member of peta and kills people who is a threat to nature. If you have c's as your next most picked answaer, then you are probably a kid who will grow up to be a serial killer.

Jee Thanks...


What do you mean jee thanks, you fall quite nicley into the crazy liberal section. Your a pessemist with a heart. Thats cute. Your sence of humor is on a darker side and you were probably one of the first people to laugh at dead baby jokes. on a scale of 1-10 if put in the proper position to kill someone you would be a 2/10. You would probably think about it and not go through with it. Even if your rainbow is broken. Even though your crazy, i'll still be your friend, so don't be so blue.


What You Don't Know Wont Hurt You *creepy killer music*

The quoting screwed up

ahh, that actually made me laugh. If i see you and the creepy killer music starts, i will be sure to avoid you and indian grave yards.

Surprisingly right..
Except my dream job wouldnt be killing someone.. i just picked it because the other ones didnt apply to me.
..
Well hmm costa-k is preetty good at this stuff then =]

i just ammended the question so you don't have to kill someone to fit in. Cheers.

I found that quiz thing very interesting. I got in the 25-29 thing.

1.d
2.c
3.c
4.c
5.d
6.d
7.c
8.d
9.c
10.d

A very nice quiz. Although it didn't have anything to do with pirates... or ninjas...

Offical results: A crazy kid, who has a decent chance of killing people when he's older. On a scale of 1-10 if put in the proper position to kill somebody it would be a 7/10. When somebody asks you if you would jump off a bridge if your friends were doing it, your answer would probably be yes. Your a good kid, just kind of a tid bit offbeat.

Im not a lad.

well since answear 3 was you don't like your bedtime that means your a kid, or your signifigant other owns you. Or it could mean your crazy in the immature way.

No i mean im not a male.

wow, you beat my test. But give me a break, your profile doesn't say your a female, and the picture in the avatar threw me off. I did the best i could do with what you gave me. (costa hangs head in shame anyway)