GO.
Please keep it under a paragraph, remember someone has a gun to your head...you don't have much time.

Shma israel adonai eloheinu adonai ehad!

Either that, or I WANT MY MUMMY

I wouldn't say anything
I'd move out of the gun's aim, smack the gun out of his hand, kick the fuck out of him, then point the gun to his head and ask him for any last words

Pardonnez-moi, monsieur

while pointing in the opposite direction id say
OMFG ITS CHUCK NORRIS!!!
and run away

or
excuse me
i think you're trying to shoot the bitch behind me in the face...

or
who do you think you are? dick cheney, waving around a gun shooting people in the face?

edit:
or!
NINJA KICK... its hilarious, and totally unexpected

I'd yell,
"I WANT MY MOMMY!!!11!!!11"
Well, not really. I'd just slap the bastard.

Sure you would

I would say "What the fuck?" Then, I would ram into his legs and make him fall to the floor, grab the gun, shoot him in his balls, and then say "Dude, what the fuck, You are lucky I didn't kill you, you dumb bastard".

ROSEBUD!

"ill haunt you, whore"

"please don't kill me"

"nice gun"

haha.

Id scream bloody murder and kick him/her in the groin.

I'm sorry I broke up with you

Bill... it's your baby...

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!
This is like tottally not good!

id cry and offer sexual favors.

The sound of me soiling myself? And crying. Yes, lots of tears.

id probably be all like "*crying* noooooooooo *gun shot*"
or id sing s club 7

I would do some FBI kong fuu martial art fighting style and I would pee on im and leave for safety

Ofcourse you would.

my last word...: wait wait wait... first... why all this shit?! You don't wanna kill me... and u can't do that! Asshole! Just because you have a gun apointed to my face this doesn't means anything. I giving u a chance to change your life and do something that makes sense in your whole useless life. look i will tell you a litle story: "In the begining, God was(...) ... (...) amem"!
This would be my last word!

if you dont shoot me,ill get a prostitute to be your bitch for a week.

i would say.
"I REGRET NOTHING I HAVE LIVED AS FEW MEN HAVE DARED TO DREAM!
I SHALL BE WORSHIPED AS A GOD!!!!"

Id Be like "0 Shit!"

"why?"

look, a distraction!

Me - "I'll give you these balloons if you don't kill me"
Killer - "Well I already have some at home... but they're not this nice... OK"

Then I'll go ride in a cherry picker.

Hey wutup dooooog...yeah, please shoot me

woa! dude!! is that a frikkin glock?!? AWESUM! oh dude thats awe-
*shot in the head*


yeah thats not funny

dude, if you drop the gun............I'LL GIVE YOU HEAD!

just a blow job?!?!?!?..........Emily, ur life is at stake.....TAKE IT ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!

Oh shit don't shoot me

Give me the gun !

Can I go to the bathroom pls? couse I have to pee! in my mind: and I really have to call the police....

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...........................Chicks..................

"The safety's on," then he'll look at the gun...be too distracted, and I will make my escape.
or
"Oh shit!"
or
"You're not man enough to do it."
or
"You know this is illegal right?"
or
I will sing Lionel Richie's "Dancing on the Ceiling" and he will be forced to join in.

"I'm sure we can resolve this some other way..."

Is it loaded? Are you sure?...

Id say, "if you dont shoot me then ill give you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollers."

(that should be enough lol)

I knew I shouldn't have joined the mob...

Thanks, man. You've made my day

hmm it would probably go a little something like this.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

then i would realize the guy left because i was screaming for so long and he got annoyed and didn't think i was worth it.

Dang! Not Again!

"fuck you"

" S H I T "

or

"oh is it real?" lol

NOTINTHEFACE

I told you, I'm not black

''Yes, I did raped ur wife, mother, father, sisters, and cousins.''

"HELP"