Simply put, what do you guys do to seduct someone? Do you use one of those cheesy pick-up lines? Is there something special about you that chicks or guys love?

Post them here.

All I have to do is walk in the room and all the chicks are all up ons.

''Your daddy's a terrorist, cause you da bomb' works ever single time.

I urge you to use it as much as you can and video it the first time you do it.

I like to see the positive effect it has all over the world.

Woow, nice pick-up line.

I unzip... my man purse and pull out some cash.

I spin my meat in front of her face. They All Fall for it <3.
Actually I dont Think i've ever seduced anyone.

I gently caress her nipples

Lmfao. I gotta try that some time.

I'm usually the one being seduced

^ Same actually.
I flirt ridiculously badly.

I get flirted with like a pro.

Everything you gonna get with that is a rejection.

Actually, no! You get GIRLS! GIRLS GIRLS GUYS!

Can I put my meat in your taco.

What no cheeese??

i usually don't approach guys, but if i find a guy that i like i start dressing up pretty and stuff

I punch them in the stomach =]

Actually, I don't do much of anything special. I mostly just try and make people laugh. Which is why in my group of friends I'm not perceived as "the sexy one."

I tell her I have a ferrari outside

I-Dog, i've a Ferrari outside ...

No it's a joke !

I just said him, "i love you" !

When You Actually you Have an Old Mule with a bad knee?

Apparently i go one better, i just walked up to perfect crime and gently caressed her vaj and we've been an item ever since.

That describes my hyundai pretty well, it's definitely no ferrari, that's for sure.

Flirt...But play hard to get.

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Make him feel like he's something special. (pffft yeah right!)

Girls and guys are completely opposite when it comes to seduction. Guys are seduced by miniskirts and clevage, while girls are seduced by sweet words and touch.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Gets them every time...

I take my stereo outside of her house and play the Bloodhound Gang

^ That reminds me of the starting line video when he did that.

Allways check if your breath smells , cuz if it does .. there is no seduction going on then

i just be myself i guess.
if i really like them usually i'll go out of my way to do things for them.

eye-fuck the hell outa them till they comeand talk to you... lol

"Yes, children. I'm a very suspicious looking man. Now, just get into this very suspicious looking minivan and wear these very suspicious looking magical silver bracelets. I'll give you candy."

as creepy as you are.
that made me laugh a bit.

I take my shirt off. Works everytime!

For real, I just flaunt my assets in a manner that is not as slutty as what I just said.

ROFL

Playing video games with said person tell i'm more than likely about to commit sucide. For some reason boys I know, like it when I play with them...

yeah i do "flaunt my assets" too.
except in a slutty manner.
it works.

ALL boys are like that.

Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

hah.. glad i'm not the only one.

Lol. It' true. Every single guy likes it when a chick can sit back and play video games with them, and not talk about clothes or something...

Um, I belong to the species called "Girl Gamers" and I have made no progress with the opposite gender, so screw that idea.

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs.

GODDAMNIT SHAUNA

thats MY thing

But I've had so much success with it!

I don't seduce people.

idk girls dont like me. lol
jk but uh i just say hey ur hott wanna grab something 2 eat and they say sure

Neither. I let the swarms of more-than-likely drunk, horny males come to moi. And then I tell them off.
Yeah, I'm a tease. Bitch.

I take them on boating trips up the Yellowknife River and on camping trips with friends. I'd really like to take them flying sometime, but until I have my private pilot's license, which will be this summer, I won't be able to take any girls up alone.

aww

purely dancing. That is my ultimate seduction.

why do I not know any guys like that?