Now before anyone starts bitching about how long this is, and how lazy they are and dont feel like reading it, i have one thing to say:

Shut the fuck up. if your not going to take the time to read this I dont need you to inform me. I dont care, its an essay its supposed to be long. If you dont want to read it, dont post. Thank you.

But for the people that do want to read it, this is the link, it is a very long read but it is funny.

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

Old news. I remember someone posting this but it got closed.

BAHAHA.
if i wrote something like that id get kicked out of my school

LMFAO! THATS FREAKIN AWESOME.

apparently you didnt read my post you douche:





Hmm, i didnt think this was posted before. if it has, someone close it.

hahaha oh wow. that is amazing.

"Ezzay Fo' Shizzle" Haha that was one of the greatest things i have ever read.

hahaha it was funny
but i think its fake
some kid did that then corrected it as the "teacher"
its bullshit.

ahah that's hilarious, but SO fake.

i think that was fake, it would be less than a d- and it didnt look like a teachers handwriting

I remember reading that, hilarious

YOU HAVENT SEEN MY TEACHERS HANDWRITING.
its horrible

wait...did you actually write this? and turn it into the teacher?? confused :[

hahah tubgirl is a source!

i doubt an english teacher would make a grammatical error when marking an essay...

Then you have never had my teachers.



Wait... are you actually retarded or just faking it? I'm confused.

i remember seeing that a while ago.
theres no way thats real. because there is no way they would get that grade.

hahahahaha. that was hilarious!

I think they are actually retarded. n00b of the dayy.

Wow that tubgirl.com link is fucking disturbing .

hahah. =]
uhgg i hate writting essays.. and on tuesday i have the stupid taks test.

Notice how the teacher wrote 'Page is to big'... Great teacher, knows her grammar goodly...

goodly? haha you mean 'well.'
anyway you're right. it's gotta be a fake. there's no way..

lmao. that was really funny.
i admire his writing skills.

lol the teacher must have been stoned 2 because 61%=C-

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha, best fucking paper ever haha, reminds me of my 7th grade language arts teacher who told us to write lame essays and she would allow us to curse in them, etc....

I wrote an essay once on acid i actually got a C for it...

well it probably depends on the school... below a 65 here is a F.

90 - 100 = A

80 - 89 = B

70 - 79 = C

60 - 69 = D

59 and below = F


...61 is not a D-

haha. so fake but

'this is page 3'

and the tubgirl thing.

lol this is great
and how in hell did that get 61?!?!

61 is bad in america.

yeah but still, how did that crappy essay get 61, i'd give that 10, for the effort lol

...wuz your mom, and you were like ya?
the "teacher" just put a questionmark.
ha ha
and in the end like: this is my conclusion.
"teacher": what conclusion?

I think it's fake
coz of
"where is the text!" sentence
there should be a questionmark in the end. right?

....yes it is.

Ahaha. Best thing since forever.

lmao, he got a d- for it though, wow.

lmao, this brightened up my day.

Hah, I noticed the same thing
" Page is to long"
(obviously should've been "too")

Anyway, if it wasn't fake that would be totally hilarious.

(edit: i had a friend recently who got fed up with his major english assignment, and for the creative works part, he wrote a softcore highly suggestive scene involving Gandalf from the hobbit. It was blantantly about sex but he never really came out and said it. Hilarious.)

what.. no.. no!

90-100 = A+

80-89 = A

70-79 = B

60-69 = C

50-59 = D

<50 = F

makes more sense amirite?

even though that was obviously fake i got a good laugh at it. lol i imagined what it would be like handing in an essay like that at my school...depending on the teacher they would either laugh and give it a 60 something, or get all offended and turn it in to the principal and you would be kicked out of school

This is Page 3.

I'm loving it already ;]

omg..this essay is amazing.......but theres way to many big words.......i think that should of got a 70..lmao

yeaaaah thats what i was thinking too!
maybe its different where they live?

rofl.. 'where is the text'
"No pictures"

Wow. Where I live, a 65 is a Fail. 95+ is A+.

60 = fail in my school.
I'm not sure of our grading system.. I'll check my report cards later.

I always had 59 = fail.

I must say I admire the bravery involved in doing a picture search for "anal lube" for this little project.

That essay is obviously a fake, but was fun to read the proof: Page 3, end of the page. "Page is to big". Notice any spelling mistakes there? Plus, the handwriting doesn't seem to be a teacher's handwriting at all - not even an adult's handwriting...

Finally, if I had given one of those essays in, I'd probably have got a flat 0%.

There was one of that kind of essays though, a REAL one, which was given in for some work in Bristol uni about 5 years ago. The CHAOS society kept it on their website, because it was of the same kind...just with a bit more finesse "Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass"

lol Yeah its a fake but nice idea for some comedy rant.

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