Do you believe in God?

Please be/act mature in this thread

Yes and he's gonna kick your ass if you don't stop making threads

Alright, I'll leave this unlocked for now I guess...

This is dumb and has no reason to be up here. All this is going to do is make people mad and spark fights.

I don't believe in god, never have, never will.


oh, thought it would be mostly a debating thread, guess not, maybe the people here aren't mature enough

God saved my cousins
they were driving in a car to L.A. my cousin was driving (he actually burnt his hands not a while before that i dont know why the hell he was driving but) he was going 90 miles an hour and the car did 4 flips they survived. the next car to go down that curb flipped and all the people in the car dies.

Also
My was-going-to-be-cousin was skateboarding to work and he got rammed by a drunk driver (he works at old people place he has to go at 5 AM) going 50 miles an hour flew 60 feet and lived hes walking right now and its only been half a year since the accident. he just couldn't deal with being in the hospital and thats why he broke up with my cousin.

Yeah well if god controls everything, who do you think caused those to happen?

Satan and your mom

I might not believe in god, But I go to church and I CANT WAIT TILL PLANET SHAKERS
anyone in Australia going to planet shakers?

I believe in parts of christianity.
Parts of everything really.
I dont believe in god, but I believe in a higher force looking over me.

Dude, its called faith.

I am converting to Judaism. Of course I believe in G-d. With my experience, everybody would. But let us not talk about that.

Isn't looking forward to the misfortune of other bad?

This conversation is going to turn into a huge online brawl soon.

Christianity only became big because of teh way the catholic system worked, the catholics priests/pope supportetd the king and the king supported their religoiun, which is why the kings origanly chose such a religion, but when one of the popes (i forget his name) tryed to excommunicate him, the king decided to come up with his own religoiun in wich you can speak to god directly, instead of through a priest(i think it was prodestian). SO logically, it could all be a bunch of crap, used by the kings to scare their subjects into obedience through the feaqr of going to hell.

although im not saying i believe in it or not, i know that it makes more sense that when we die we decay and minds become non exitants, but if someone wants to offer me happyness and shiznets when i die, i gues i can dig it

A few of my freinds flew off a road, into a forest, at 90 mph, and all of them survived without a scratch. Well, one of them cut his thumb on a piece of glass, I think, but that's rather insignificant, considering the car was totalled and such. We tend to blame that on the luck of the irish, though, since the one who was driving is irish, and generally known to be the luckiest person alive.

As for the thread, I enjoyed reading the one on the old smosh, but those were all incredibly old posts from like, Monkey Boy and Mr. Pink and stuff, which can generally be assumed to be more intelligent than what is currently posted by the general masses of Smosh. I guess we'll see how it goes, though?

And no, I don't believe in God. I wish that old thread was still available. I would reccommend each and every one of you read all of it. There was some really good debate.

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Actually, Anglicism (the church created by the King of England when the pope refused to grant him a divorce) was very closely related to Catholicism, it just transferred power from the pope to the King of England. The idea of getting to know God directly came from Martin Luther, and puritanism. Also, if by "prodestian" you mean prodestant, then that refers to every Christian religion that is Catholicism.

i don't believe in god. and i don't think i ever will.

I believe in God.

you know what i just noticed? you can pretty much tell if someone is an active christian or not by how they look....

I don't know what to do about this.

could you make an answer choice for kindof?

AM I AN ACTIVE CHRISTIAN?

I'm going to bet... no.

I do but I don't like church. Mostly because I'm lazy.

lol, im gonna take a guess here,.....no?

i believe in God

No, but I believe in magic, in a young girl's heart, how the music can free her whenever it starts and its magic! if the music is groovy, and it makes you feel happy like an old time movie...

You know what I just noticed? You can pretty much tell if someone is a complete moron or not by how they post...

what song is that from?

Well I don't. I honestly just don't see the logic in it.
Just my opinion, people. Don't think one person on the internet is going to get me to see the light so please, no one try convert people through a thread on smosh forums.

As amusing as this post was, I don't think it bodes well for the future of this thread as a serious debate.

Serious debates are for political forums. This is smosh.

Fucking copycat. God will smite ye.

whatever, I am a jesus lover.

I'll post my belief at a later time, but to tide you over, to perhaps quell your frothing anticipation for my thoughts on this matter, I leave you with this: God vs. Satan.

Haha! That's actually very thought-provoking.

How do you know it was him and not just plain physics?

I thought you said all organized religion was a cult?


That's true, I'm taking scripture this year and God seems to have anger management problems, he killed a guy for cumming on the ground. (If you think I'm lying Google "Story of Onan")

Yes, I do believe organized religions are cults.

catholic.

Here's what I found:

"Onan was the second son of Judah. After his older brother Er died, Onan was required by the tradition of levirate marriage to marry Er's widow Tamar. According to Genesis 38:7-9, when he had sexual intercourse with Tamar he "spilt his seed upon the ground" because the resulting child would be considered his late brother's, not his. In response to this transgression, God killed Onan. The transgression was disobeying God."

And just look at people today. People cumming into other people's mouths and everywhere. Mankind is at it's peak of corruption and god doesn't seem to do anything about it anymore. Hm, weird.

<Hits Lock button>

a kid looke up "I SUCK ICECREAM SOOOO MUCH" at school one day, it came up with a site about some dude wanting oral sex with jesus

With the Internet and everything it's too easy to find it. It's not like you pull the top off a cave to try to find guys "missing their targets". Now all he has to do is type in "cumshot" on Google and he can show up at his door and smite the guy, but where's the fun in that?

That's pretty gross.

Yup.

I think there is a god somewhere. I have no religion

Many people believe in God because they fear Hell if they don't.

I suppose so..

Is it true that if you do not believe in god, you will go to hell instead of heaven? I heard this from my christian friend.

Isn't judgment day based on merits/deeds alone?

Christian religions generally state, or imply that if you don't believe in God, you'll go to Hell as punishment.

That sucks . I'll have to believe in god then. Wonder if hell is THAT BAD.