Have you ever stolen anything?
What's the most valuable thing you ever nicked?


MY CRIMINAL STORY:

I was like 5 and I went to this shop that sold SOAP
and i was like:
COOL
and i put a lot of the little ones in my pocket.

My friend Kyle had this car and I really wanted it so when I left, I left with it in my little pocket.


I've never told anyone this.

I'm tellin' the police on you.

I frequently take stuff from the open bins in the supermarket that are filled with candy and peanuts etc.

but that's just taste testing.

Haha.
Never stolen.
Except for those little candies at the grocery store. They were asking not to be paid for.
(me and you, Vagina. We're badasses.)

I took this little dog figure from one of my friends bedrooms but I chickened out and ran and put it back before I went home. I also put an extra couple of penny sweets in my bag at the garage once, I felt really bad about that. That was all when I was about 8, after that I decided a life of crime was not for me and I've gone straight since!


I've also never told anyone this.

You know those tinted brown domes on the ceiling? Inside those domes are cameras and they watch your every move. So next time you do that, you may want to take a look up at the ceiling.

Before I got a job at the place that I work now, my best friend used to work there. I would go visit her all the time, and since there were no cameras she just told me to take whatever I wanted.

I have never had so many freaking markers and pens in my room before. If I ever need anything for school [special pencils, markers, etc] I just kinda accidently forget to pay for it

And I am getting hooked up with more tattoos if I give the guys at the shop some high class colored pencils. Good for me.

You know those employees that are working for a (corporate, mind you) supermarket? They don't give a fuck about me taste testing a tootsie roll.

You know them little sticky hands that you slap people with, then you're devostated because it's dirtry and it doesn't stick anymore?


I stole a giant lizard made of that ssame stuff.

A fire truck

Haha, never thought of it that way. Ok next time you decide you should steal a whole aisle, you should keep that in mind.

If you keep eating like that you will turn into a tootsie roll!

hopefully.

Hey, don't be dissin' the tootsie roll people. I happen to know a tootsie roll and she is a very sweet person. litterally.


Haha, I made a joke.

Being a tootsie roll would be awesome.

Rimz. I steal rimz.

Bitch.

Your fate is closer than you can imagine.

I was about to do that ...

rofl! I love you for this, you have no idea.

Why would you want to taste test a tootsie roll anyway? Tootsie rolls all taste the same.

haha glad that you like it

because I like them?

what if a giant barrel of radio active goo just spilled into the Toosie roll factory? You gotta test it before you buy them then.

haha I am still trying to figure out why he is so serious about your candy testing.

tell i do it too.

why? because i like free candy.

But taste testing would be like "Hey what's this, it looks good. I should try it because I don't know what it tastes like."


You know what? Nevermind. I'm making too much of a big deal out of this...

"taste testing" = my way of justifying with words that I take candy without paying for it from supermarkets.

Stole nailpolish when I was a wee thing.
Ahh many, many years ago. *sighs*
Those good ol' days, haha.

Ah I see now. You're very wise.

Ummm, i've stolen candies n stuff.
Butwhen I was like 6, my gameboy ranout of batteries. So I went with my mom to the supermarket and asked her for batterys and she told me "no" so I put a 4AA Duracell battery pack under my shirt.

The same way you kept asking why she was taste testing, I can ask you why the hell you have 3+ computer monitors..

Lmao. Nice.

A. He's Rich
B. hes Stupid
C. he has that weird 3 monitor system
D. he has 3 pc's
4. Cuz He can

They're my step dad's work computers. I'm not rich but I live in upperclass pennsylvania, and I own a crappy one monitor computer and I live in the basement. Ok? That all cleared up?

I am ruling out B because it is irrelevant (Even stupid people have reasons for doing stupid things)
I am also ruling out D because although I see 3 monitors in front of him, I can only see one keyboard.

I thought maybe he did video editing but even then he'd be fine with just 2 (Even with 1 you're ok.)




I was just curious. Rodro had to go and insult.

By the way, there's a fourth monitor to the left. My dad does alot of stuff in sound and crap. He designed some of the speakers in famous play houses and crap.

Somebody's a bit touchy.
Lol, just messing with ya, buddy.
And, hey, what do you know??
I live in Pennsylvania, too!

Erm, erin? is that your name
I read in the newspaper that getting stuff from the bins behinds shops is called freeganism or freegans. The person who wrote the article found 200 choclates peanuts and sandwichs which were all edible

Um is this supposed to be funny... or serious... or...

And in a completley unrelated note; Vagina = best username ever.

Thank you for your time.

(-P.S. I don't really steal rimz. I just like to take all the screws out so they fall when the car starts moving. EAT THAT YA BLING FIENDS!)

I think they meant, like, the bulk bins inside the store where you buy the loose candy and peanuts and stuff. Not the rubbish bins outside... Although now that i've read that I might go and check them out. Mmm freeganism

i've stolen a milk, three cookies and an apple juice at lunch for like.. 2 years. it's so easy. i also take stuff from american eagle, where they keep the bracelets and necklaces: those aren't marked with the little sensor things. just slip it on and slip on outta thur. and claire's. and walmart.

pretty much anywhere that i see a safe opportunity to get some free shit.

but not from people's houses, mayyn, that's just wrong.
unless i babysat for them and they didn't pay me enough.

Today I was so close to taking an ipod. So i went into the dentists office and i sit down. I look beside me and on the chair right beside me there is an ipod nano. So i sat there for almost an hour waiting and nobody seemed to take it. They called me in for my appointment and it took about 45 minutes. When I came out it was still sitting there. I desided not to take it but i could have easily got away with it.

The dentist probably put it htere just to tempt people.

When we were 7, my and a friend had like a lego thieving conglomerate. We would steal rare lego pieces from whoever we could, and when we had new pieces we would say we'd been "Trading".

That and one time I stole Cuba.



By the way, that's a good look for you.

hmmm well in grade one i stole some post it notes off the teachers desk. i stole some chocolate bars for charity at my dads store(they were paid for in the end...but not by me...i still feel bad) i stole a calculator from somewhere and one day at school i saw an mp3 player on the ground just on the borderline of the school property so i brought it home

That's possibly the only candy I can masturbate to without seeming too creepy.

I was in band in grade school (shut up ) and we would go to little competitions and we'd get pins from them. One day, me and two of my friends broke into our director's filing cabinet and stole all his old pins from like 1994. I felt MAJORLY guilty, but I didn't want to return to the "scene of the crime" and put them back, so I threw the ones I stole in the garbage. Because you know he was definitely going to search my house for those pins. Silly child.

Later, in like 8th grade, I'd steal pins [wtf is with me and pins?] from Hot Topic just because I could. I now have a drawer full of pins of ugly bands that I don't listen to.

Then one day, I was in Target with my friend and apparently she stole makeup. I was not aware of this, but hey. So we were walking out, no alarms or anything went off, and then some guy came up to us and was like "Empty your pockets." and I thought he was joking because he was pretty young and not dressed like security. I was wrong. So my friend got taken by the security people or whatever, and it turns out that they were trying to catch some other person who stole something, not her. I guess we looked like thieves? Since then, I refuse to steal and have become severely paranoid. Err...I mean I'm a wonderful person with outstanding morals.

haha... I would've taken that shit and never looked back.

heehee i love the dollar store..