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matthew905
For the guys out there, how would you (if you ever) ask a girl to marry you? Would you very lamely take them to a Yankess game and request to be on the jumbo tron, or some much crap?

And girls, how/where would you like to be asked?
Leo_Woof
I'd do the asking myself, if the rest of my life is anything to go by.
And it would be an average day, after an average date, with us wearing average clothes and talking about average things.
The whole concept depresses me.
erinklee
yeah i dont think it matters whos does the asking as long as it gets done ha
but im not going to lie i would
love to be asked in a corny way.
SammyJr
I'd go to some nice restaurant, and go on one knee or whatever, and say "Will you marry me?"
toymachine531
On a space station. With space roses. And space dinner for two. With hot, space sex.
troubleonarainyday
The chances of me getting married are slim.
R K O
What the fuck?
Leo_Woof
Smooth Bruce.
I'd say yes, for sure.
R K O
Score.
RogueSkaterX
well, id have my girl go to a spa for a day, then take her out to her fav place to eat and ask her there.
vanitykills
in mcdonalds
they can hide the ring in the big mac

oh how sweet
deademery
i think i'd ask her in one of my sweet rhymes.
[[.Ami.Rose.]]
I'd want it to be the best night of my life, obv.
We'd go to a very expensive restaurant and have the most expensive meal, and champagne. Then we'd go for a nice moonlit walk along the beach and he'd tell me that he couldn't live without me and ask me to marry him.




Then I'd wake up, obv.
Darrin
I'm better with brake ups.. could just say

"I'm gay"
"I had a dream about your sister last night"
"Well... you see... I was in a terrible accident when I was a kid... and it kinda..."

But marriage... just difficult... get a nice ring, blind fold her, take her to where you had your first date, you can fill out the rest... thats kinda used, I'd try to be more original.
troubleonarainyday
Proposition via rap.

I'm not romantic or high maintenance. I would like it to be original and not cheesy like that whole fancy dinner deal.
Junkyard
I dunno, I don't reallycare either haha. I wouldn'tmind if it somehow was incorporated with something I like. For example;
My teacher got engaged and her fiance took her to this hill and they had to run up it and then they got there and he proposed during the sunset or whatever, but he did that because she loves going up there and watching the sunsets or whatever. It's cheesey,but it's sweet haha.
I'd rather it be more quirky.
Inder
Whistler village at night. Thats my 'so perfect but never going to happen' vision of how he'd ask. I'd love anything at night though. It's just as good.
shane
id just ask her will you be my wife
or somtin like that
ImAClubSlut
QUOTE(shane @ Mar. 11, 2007. 11:46 PM) [snapback]228777[/snapback]

id just ask her will you be my wife
or somtin like that

smooth
kristyn
I would want to too be really romantic and cute..maybe even a little cheesy?
ngard
What's with all these shitty threads as of late?

While I'm here I might as well answer, I'd probably shave "Marry me" in my pubes.
shane
QUOTE(ImAClubSlut @ Mar. 12, 2007. 09:50 AM) [snapback]228783[/snapback]

QUOTE(shane @ Mar. 11, 2007. 11:46 PM) [snapback]228777[/snapback]

id just ask her will you be my wife
or somtin like that

smooth

yeah pretty much
TK421
"Sandra/Mary/Lisa/Sara/John, will you do me the honour of becoming my wife. Will you love and serve me loyally and with unquestionable faith and treat me like the god I am ???"
alimac
QUOTE(ngard @ Mar. 11, 2007. 11:52 PM) [snapback]228786[/snapback]

What's with all these shitty threads as of late?

While I'm here I might as well answer, I'd probably shave "Marry me" in my pubes.

I find the possibility of hearing this type of question… scary.

But I would totally say yes to that. sleep.gif
vanitykills
QUOTE(ngard @ Mar. 11, 2007. 06:52 PM) [snapback]228786[/snapback]

What's with all these shitty threads as of late?

While I'm here I might as well answer, I'd probably shave "Marry me" in my pubes.


thats definately the way to do it.
Camisado<3
QUOTE(RogueSkaterX @ Mar. 11, 2007. 02:38 PM) [snapback]228650[/snapback]

well, id have my girl go to a spa for a day, then take her out to her fav place to eat and ask her there.

haha that was in a movie... I forgot which one though.
DANGbang!
I'd like to be asked at the end of a very romantic day.
devilslove19
i want to be asked in an airport right after a fight and befor i get on the plane!!
toymachine531
QUOTE(kristyn @ Mar. 11, 2007. 06:52 PM) [snapback]228785[/snapback]

I would want to too be really romantic and cute..maybe even a little cheesy?


That's the gangsta way to do it.
cuntrash
i don't wanna get married!

but i guess
i'd like to get asked somewhere private and quiet like a park or something

or underwater
zackxgray
first of all.
i would be like "ho, get off yo corner and talk to me."
then id say, "ho you gonna be my wifey."
then "get yo ass back on yo corner and make me some money, ho."

thats how im going to ask.





this thread is retarded.
chelseaisapigeon
I'd love to be asked in a sweet way, and if it was anywhere decent, then that would be nice. And no, a McDonald's is not decent.
DOLLS_FOSHO
QUOTE(DANGbang! @ Mar. 11, 2007. 04:48 PM) [snapback]228877[/snapback]

I'd like to be asked at the end of a very romantic day.


same same
matthew905
QUOTE(toymachine531 @ Mar. 11, 2007. 02:30 PM) [snapback]228632[/snapback]

On a space station. With space roses. And space dinner for two. With hot, space sex.

Dayum. Why didn't I think of that?
canadia_sucks_eh
QUOTE(shane @ Mar. 11, 2007. 06:53 PM) [snapback]228788[/snapback]

QUOTE(ImAClubSlut @ Mar. 12, 2007. 09:50 AM) [snapback]228783[/snapback]

QUOTE(shane @ Mar. 11, 2007. 11:46 PM) [snapback]228777[/snapback]

id just ask her will you be my wife
or somtin like that

smooth

yeah pretty much

you like to just get the point across, dont you
blahhhh
Do you want to get married?
matthew905
QUOTE(blahhhh @ Mar. 11, 2007. 06:00 PM) [snapback]229006[/snapback]

Do you want to get married?

Well obviously, but until George Bush changes the law I don't think thats possible for him sad.gif.
smosh_lovers21
first i would wake up in my penthouse, in my silk white sheats, and see red rose peddles all over my bed and all over my floor. i would walk into the living room with the light shinning in and see a note from my boyfriend(b-den smile.gif ) then it would say something really romantic but funny and telling me where to go. it would say at the beach. then i would drive to the beach and find my boyfriend with a billion of roses and he'd say "every peddle on every rose symbolizes how many times i've tought about you and loves you." then he would ask me to marry him and then we would walk along the beach until the sun went down and we would go to a rsturant on the water and after dinner do something on the beach *hint* *hint*
kristyn
QUOTE(toymachine531 @ Mar. 11, 2007. 08:57 PM) [snapback]228889[/snapback]

QUOTE(kristyn @ Mar. 11, 2007. 06:52 PM) [snapback]228785[/snapback]

I would want to too be really romantic and cute..maybe even a little cheesy?


That's the gangsta way to do it.

yeah i know biggrin.gif
Cyrrylia
When I asked, I just said "Will you marry me" and that was that. Easy.

All this romantic nonsense, lol.

imupsidedownsometimes
When I got married he just dropped down on one knee and asked me to marry him. I don't think people should make it a big extravagant thing. It's like saying, "Yes, my love for you is a melodrama."
bzdarkone
I think I'd just like whoever asks me to get it over with so I'd rather not have all that fancy crap like dinner and roses and stuff. It's probably go like this:

*at a bar*

Him- hey, we've been dating for ages
Me- uh huh
Him- maybe we should get married
Me - guess so, it'd make our parents happy and we could always get divorced if we had to
Him - ok then. I guess that's settled


And I can see it going exactly like that. Especially the part with me talking about divorce before deciding we'd even get married.



And if I asked it'd probably be like this:

*at some random place*

Him - So you're pregnant...
Me - Yes, so are we gonna get married now or what?
Him - *hmm not sure how someone would respond to me asking them to get married. probably die of a heart attack*

Yeah, so that's my proposal smile.gif
JaGuAr3529
JaGuAr3529: you mean youre 17 and youre not married yet!?
JaGuAr3529: youd better hurry up
Shoreline: hahaha
Shoreline: omg im trying
Shoreline: but no one wants an e marriage
JaGuAr3529: well im e-single...
Shoreline: wink.gif
JaGuAr3529: JUST SAYIN
Shoreline: sad.gif
Shoreline: just when i get my hopes up
JaGuAr3529: lol
Shoreline: im so cold
Shoreline: brr
JaGuAr3529: well i dont have an e-ring or anything...
Shoreline: omg hold on
JaGuAr3529: kk
Shoreline: http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&a...ing&spell=1
Shoreline: take your pic
JaGuAr3529: lol
Shoreline: smile.gif
JaGuAr3529: which is your favorite?
Shoreline: the one that has the biggest diamond on it wink.gif
Shoreline: from tiffianys pls
JaGuAr3529: hmmmmmm
Shoreline: diamonds are foreverr
Shoreline: can mods see where you last visited
JaGuAr3529: i dont think so
Shoreline: oh jw
JaGuAr3529: but wait
JaGuAr3529: http://www.tiffany.com/shared/images/diamo...ree_lucida1.jpg
Shoreline: AWHHHH
Shoreline: YOU DIDNT!
JaGuAr3529: SHORELINE, WILL YOU E-MARRY ME?
Shoreline: ...
Shoreline: cries
Shoreline: ok smile.gif
Shoreline: cries again
Shoreline: *applause*
JaGuAr3529: lol
Shoreline: *smiles and jumps*
Shoreline: yay
JaGuAr3529: http://www.tiffany.com/shared/images/diamo...ree_lucida2.jpg
JaGuAr3529: thats from another angle
Shoreline: ooooooo
Shoreline: biggrin.gif
Shoreline: thatd look good on me daym
JaGuAr3529: you're worth every penny
Shoreline: awhhhh
Shoreline: you sure know how to treat a gal smile.gif
JaGuAr3529: and yes
JaGuAr3529: i paid in pennies
Shoreline: ohmy.gif
JaGuAr3529: boy were they pissed
Shoreline: you are some kind of man!
JaGuAr3529: 1,650,000 pennies
Shoreline: ohmy.gif
Shoreline: on my little fingie?
Shoreline: you are too much biggrin.gif
Shoreline: all the girls at teh country club will be so jealous!
JaGuAr3529: lol, fingie
Shoreline: especaially susan
Shoreline: hers is from chanel pft
JaGuAr3529: susans such a bitch
Shoreline: yah i know
Shoreline: and her husband
JaGuAr3529: shes so conceited!
Shoreline: lets not go over there house again
Shoreline: honestly
Shoreline: her cooking is horrible!
JaGuAr3529: dinner last week was horrible, i agree
gina
YOU WIERDO'S. i guess im just jealous that gripster isn't that romantic :'(
Leepay
I will ask in a very elaborate way that I will not reveal to any of you incase you try to steal my idea and you somehow appear in the news, completely ruining my plan... jerks.
boxx0r
QUOTE(ImAClubSlut @ Mar. 11, 2007. 07:50 PM) [snapback]228783[/snapback]

QUOTE(shane @ Mar. 11, 2007. 11:46 PM) [snapback]228777[/snapback]

id just ask her will you be my wife
or somtin like that

smooth

ahah oh my god
nba185
I guess it must be romantic and full of suprises. Like.. A big screen in the streets with an animated 'will you marry me'
Something like that..
emogirl16
QUOTE(matthew905 @ Mar. 11, 2007. 10:24 PM) [snapback]228614[/snapback]

For the guys out there, how would you (if you ever) ask a girl to marry you? Would you very lamely take them to a Yankess game and request to be on the jumbo tron, or some much crap?

And girls, how/where would you like to be asked?

I would love to be asked at a concert. but then again i wouldnt coz i wouldnt be able to hear him lol
at the end of the day its up to the guy unless the girl asks reali but we all know that we want it to be romantic hehe
matthew905
QUOTE(JaGuAr3529 @ Mar. 11, 2007. 09:05 PM) [snapback]229268[/snapback]

JaGuAr3529: you mean youre 17 and youre not married yet!?
JaGuAr3529: youd better hurry up
Shoreline: hahaha
Shoreline: omg im trying
Shoreline: but no one wants an e marriage
JaGuAr3529: well im e-single...
Shoreline: wink.gif
JaGuAr3529: JUST SAYIN
Shoreline: sad.gif
Shoreline: just when i get my hopes up
JaGuAr3529: lol
Shoreline: im so cold
Shoreline: brr
JaGuAr3529: well i dont have an e-ring or anything...
Shoreline: omg hold on
JaGuAr3529: kk
Shoreline: http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&a...ing&spell=1
Shoreline: take your pic
JaGuAr3529: lol
Shoreline: smile.gif
JaGuAr3529: which is your favorite?
Shoreline: the one that has the biggest diamond on it wink.gif
Shoreline: from tiffianys pls
JaGuAr3529: hmmmmmm
Shoreline: diamonds are foreverr
Shoreline: can mods see where you last visited
JaGuAr3529: i dont think so
Shoreline: oh jw
JaGuAr3529: but wait
JaGuAr3529: http://www.tiffany.com/shared/images/diamo...ree_lucida1.jpg
Shoreline: AWHHHH
Shoreline: YOU DIDNT!
JaGuAr3529: SHORELINE, WILL YOU E-MARRY ME?
Shoreline: ...
Shoreline: cries
Shoreline: ok smile.gif
Shoreline: cries again
Shoreline: *applause*
JaGuAr3529: lol
Shoreline: *smiles and jumps*
Shoreline: yay
JaGuAr3529: http://www.tiffany.com/shared/images/diamo...ree_lucida2.jpg
JaGuAr3529: thats from another angle
Shoreline: ooooooo
Shoreline: biggrin.gif
Shoreline: thatd look good on me daym
JaGuAr3529: you're worth every penny
Shoreline: awhhhh
Shoreline: you sure know how to treat a gal smile.gif
JaGuAr3529: and yes
JaGuAr3529: i paid in pennies
Shoreline: ohmy.gif
JaGuAr3529: boy were they pissed
Shoreline: you are some kind of man!
JaGuAr3529: 1,650,000 pennies
Shoreline: ohmy.gif
Shoreline: on my little fingie?
Shoreline: you are too much biggrin.gif
Shoreline: all the girls at teh country club will be so jealous!
JaGuAr3529: lol, fingie
Shoreline: especaially susan
Shoreline: hers is from chanel pft
JaGuAr3529: susans such a bitch
Shoreline: yah i know
Shoreline: and her husband
JaGuAr3529: shes so conceited!
Shoreline: lets not go over there house again
Shoreline: honestly
Shoreline: her cooking is horrible!
JaGuAr3529: dinner last week was horrible, i agree

Lmfao. That's something that would be on Family Guy, like some huge scene that just ramblses on about nothing...
gina
QUOTE(matthew905 @ Mar. 12, 2007. 10:38 AM) [snapback]229675[/snapback]

QUOTE(JaGuAr3529 @ Mar. 11, 2007. 09:05 PM) [snapback]229268[/snapback]



Lmfao. That's something that would be on Family Guy, like some huge scene that just ramblses on about nothing...

oh ya everything funny must be like family guy!
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