R K O
Sep. 23, 2006. 10:39 AM
Considering this was my only good thread for 7 months on the old smosh board, I wanted to "revive" it.
Show me your favorite smosh quote.
please keep it to forum member & vent quotes.
Iona
Sep. 23, 2006. 10:41 AM
What from before the site crashed or after?
If you mean from before then there was something about seals getting high off seaweed, I can't remember it properly though
Can anyone? What if we forget all the brilliant things that used to be on here?
Perfect Crime
Sep. 23, 2006. 10:42 AM
lithium KC-If I wanted your shit id squeeze your head
If I wanted your lip i'd rattle my zipper.
Pirategirl- DO YOU WANT A FUCKING PRIZE?
Lithium- Only if that prize includes insult number two.
ngard
Sep. 23, 2006. 10:42 AM
We can't find all our old quotes though because it's brand new. This is going to sink for a while before being revived in a few weeks. At least that's my bet.
Jen
Sep. 23, 2006. 10:43 AM
Ahhh
R K O
Sep. 23, 2006. 10:44 AM
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep 23 2006, 10:42 AM) [snapback]873[/snapback]
We can't find all our old quotes though because it's brand new. This is going to sink for a while before being revived in a few weeks. At least that's my bet.
Probably, however, I just wanted to remake it.
RedHotRoses
Sep. 23, 2006. 02:20 PM
Oh no! We've lost gripster's sex bench rant. ;_; That was totally my favorite quote.
Mezmorize
Sep. 23, 2006. 02:21 PM
my favorite smosh quote is
''Well, I was kinda wonderin if......YOU WANTED TO PLAY DOLLS!''
'':D''
Corbett
Sep. 23, 2006. 02:33 PM
U Fail.
Take a shotgun and go into the woods.
GO GO HOBO RANGER
Sep. 23, 2006. 02:36 PM
All my favourite quotes are in the 'A day in the life' videos.
"Look at this shirt, 'Drink Apple Juice, Oj Will Kill you'"
*Anthony puts powder on shirt*
"He's White!"-
"Oh shit, he's Michael Jackson."
ngard
Sep. 23, 2006. 02:38 PM
It's quotes from Smosh members not necessarily from the videos.
R K O
Sep. 23, 2006. 02:49 PM
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep 23 2006, 02:38 PM) [snapback]1271[/snapback]
It's quotes from Smosh members not necessarily from the videos.
exactly.
GO GO HOBO RANGER
Sep. 23, 2006. 02:59 PM
Sorry, I misread
ngard
Sep. 23, 2006. 03:02 PM
From hunlingsoo2000's NOTD:
"cum here and i make fun of u"
R K O
Sep. 23, 2006. 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(R K O @ Sep 23 2006, 02:49 PM) [snapback]1303[/snapback]
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep 23 2006, 02:38 PM) [snapback]1271[/snapback]
It's quotes from Smosh members not necessarily from the videos.
exactly.
Oh, now I feel like an idiot.
Well, most of my favourite quotes are from Smosh Vids, but I'd have to say this is one of my favourites.:

SMOSH quote.
QUOTE(ngard)
From hunlingsoo2000's NOTD:
"cum here and i make fun of u"
ROFL.
Rodro
Sep. 23, 2006. 03:22 PM
Well maybe not a quote
But the Twincest pics form Katie Where rlly cool....until we saw that weird brown thing thatlooked like puke.
(Katie Stated weeks later that it was chocolate whipped cream)
within-temptation
Sep. 23, 2006. 03:26 PM
"Yea well I think Evanescence's Signature is the most annoying advertizing" - WeinerSmosh (A-Dizzle)
Hahah yea I was dissed in front of everyone for my 4 signatures that blinked and said THE OPEN DOOR COMES OUT OCTOBER THIRD and some with lyrics from Call me when you're sober
ngard
Sep. 23, 2006. 03:35 PM
QUOTE(within-temptation @ Sep 23 2006, 07:26 PM) [snapback]1415[/snapback]
"Yea well I think Evanescence's Signature is the most annoying advertizing" - WeinerSmosh (A-Dizzle)
Hahah yea I was dissed in front of everyone for my 4 signatures that blinked and said THE OPEN DOOR COMES OUT OCTOBER THIRD and some with lyrics from Call me when you're sober

Wait, you're a
he? Holy shit! What a mindblower...
within-temptation
Sep. 23, 2006. 05:52 PM
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep 23 2006, 07:35 PM) [snapback]1440[/snapback]
QUOTE(within-temptation @ Sep 23 2006, 07:26 PM) [snapback]1415[/snapback]
"Yea well I think Evanescence's Signature is the most annoying advertizing" - WeinerSmosh (A-Dizzle)
Hahah yea I was dissed in front of everyone for my 4 signatures that blinked and said THE OPEN DOOR COMES OUT OCTOBER THIRD and some with lyrics from Call me when you're sober

Wait, you're a
he? Holy shit! What a mindblower...
yea i am a guy.. i was always a guy. named John...
ngard
Sep. 23, 2006. 06:12 PM
I don't expect guys to be Evenescence fans. Especially because they suck so bad.
rainydaze
Sep. 23, 2006. 06:16 PM
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep 23 2006, 07:35 PM) [snapback]1440[/snapback]
QUOTE(within-temptation @ Sep 23 2006, 07:26 PM) [snapback]1415[/snapback]
"Yea well I think Evanescence's Signature is the most annoying advertizing" - WeinerSmosh (A-Dizzle)
Hahah yea I was dissed in front of everyone for my 4 signatures that blinked and said THE OPEN DOOR COMES OUT OCTOBER THIRD and some with lyrics from Call me when you're sober

Wait, you're a
he? Holy shit! What a mindblower...
wow that blew my fucking mind too
Corbett
Sep. 23, 2006. 06:29 PM
Maybe they're a tran?
Gripster2000
Sep. 23, 2006. 10:48 PM
QUOTE(Corbett @ Sep 23 2006, 07:29 PM) [snapback]1847[/snapback]
Maybe they're a tran?
I wish I had the power to explode people's keyboards at will. I would totally use that power on Corbett right now. Only first I would make sure the keyboard was in his mouth.
Leo_Woof
Sep. 24, 2006. 05:09 AM
QUOTE
I don't expect guys to be Evenescence fans. Especially because they suck so bad.
That's almost a quote, surely?
I can't remember any of the old ones...
within-temptation
Sep. 25, 2006. 03:31 PM
QUOTE(Leo_Woof @ Sep. 24, 2006. 09:09 AM) [snapback]2475[/snapback]
QUOTE
I don't expect guys to be Evenescence fans. Especially because they suck so bad.
That's almost a quote, surely?
I can't remember any of the old ones...

I am completely losted now...
fredman555
Sep. 25, 2006. 03:41 PM
a classic
QUOTE(Mr.pink)
stop talking to yourself you fucking retard
QUOTE
Considering this was my only good thread for 7 months on the old smosh board
you forget, that i had forced to make a thread for, favorite smosh quote. so it isnt yours
R K O
Sep. 25, 2006. 03:47 PM
QUOTE
Considering this was my only good thread for 7 months on the old smosh board.
QUOTE
you forget, that it had forced to make a thread for, favorite smosh quote. so it isnt yours
english please.
and if you mean it
had to be done, it was never done. So I made it.
Rensen
Sep. 25, 2006. 05:59 PM
QUOTE(Mezmorize @ Sep. 23, 2006. 06:21 PM) [snapback]1235[/snapback]
my favorite smosh quote is
''Well, I was kinda wonderin if......YOU WANTED TO PLAY DOLLS!''
'':D''

yea, that's a pretty good one, don't really have a favourite though :/
SmoshRoxSox
Sep. 26, 2006. 07:57 AM
EDIT: I have deleted this post for the good of everybody's health. Thank you for understanding.
Boxiom
Sep. 26, 2006. 11:07 AM
QUOTE(R K O @ Sep. 23, 2006. 02:49 PM) [snapback]1303[/snapback]
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep 23 2006, 02:38 PM) [snapback]1271[/snapback]
It's quotes from Smosh members not necessarily from the videos.
exactly.
not there fault you didnt specify quotes "from people on the smosh FORUMS"
phailure.
R K O
Sep. 26, 2006. 11:30 AM
QUOTE(Boxiom @ Sep. 26, 2006. 11:07 AM) [snapback]4743[/snapback]
QUOTE(R K O @ Sep. 23, 2006. 02:49 PM) [snapback]1303[/snapback]
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep 23 2006, 02:38 PM) [snapback]1271[/snapback]
It's quotes from Smosh members not necessarily from the videos.
exactly.
not there fault you didnt specify quotes "from people on the smosh FORUMS"
phailure.
their.*
and I really don't care if they use video quotes. smosh quote, meaning well, smoshers from the forum, or Anthony & Ian.
##pirategirl##
Sep. 27, 2006. 08:09 AM
QUOTE(Perfect Crime @ Sep. 23, 2006. 07:42 PM) [snapback]872[/snapback]
lithium KC-If I wanted your shit id squeeze your head
If I wanted your lip i'd rattle my zipper.
Pirategirl- DO YOU WANT A FUCKING PRIZE?
Lithium- Only if that prize includes insult number two.
Ahahaha I remember that. I miss Alex.
Jeah, his name wasn't Alex, but still.
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep. 24, 2006. 12:35 AM) [snapback]1440[/snapback]
QUOTE(within-temptation @ Sep 23 2006, 07:26 PM) [snapback]1415[/snapback]
"Yea well I think Evanescence's Signature is the most annoying advertizing" - WeinerSmosh (A-Dizzle)
Hahah yea I was dissed in front of everyone for my 4 signatures that blinked and said THE OPEN DOOR COMES OUT OCTOBER THIRD and some with lyrics from Call me when you're sober

Wait, you're a
he? Holy shit! What a mindblower...
IT'S A HE? WTF!
boobookittyf*ck
Sep. 27, 2006. 08:12 AM
A few "gems":
QUOTE
knock knock
whos there
jasper
jasper who
jasper sucks smosh
hahahahahaha
heres one
doctor doctor
i need glasses
so go to an optitions
hahahahaha
no no really heres a real one
three men walk into a pub
and english man
an irish man
and a welsh man
and the bartender says
what is this a joke
lol
hee hee
QUOTE
Yes i toattally agrre this is a thread to post poem s im not insulting there poems in say that its is very sad that when ppl thats dont care about anything post dumb poems about random crap that has nothing to do wit anything and every one talk about like its the greates f***ing poem in thw world they should talk about the serious poems the ppl PUT THERE HEART AND SOOUL INTO ......................anyways f*** u u know nothing .............................also i am not homophopic gay dont bother me my best freind is gay so dont talk about stuff u dont know butmunch..................i hope u die............. a lot lol
And an ACTUAL great quote, look in my sig. It's comedy gold.
##pirategirl##
Sep. 27, 2006. 08:14 AM
I loved that signiture someone once had... it was something like
'Anthony : Shut up.
Anthony spoke to me <3'
boobookittyf*ck
Sep. 27, 2006. 08:39 AM
QUOTE(##pirategirl## @ Sep. 27, 2006. 08:14 AM) [snapback]5550[/snapback]
I loved that signiture someone once had... it was something like
'Anthony : Shut up.
Anthony spoke to me <3'
I heart that quote.
Pretty much anything Casey and I say to eachother in MSN is quotable. If it wasn't X-rated, you'd be able to see it.
Perfect Crime
Sep. 27, 2006. 09:06 AM
QUOTE(boobookittyf*ck @ Sep. 27, 2006. 05:39 PM) [snapback]5571[/snapback]
QUOTE(##pirategirl## @ Sep. 27, 2006. 08:14 AM) [snapback]5550[/snapback]
I loved that signiture someone once had... it was something like
'Anthony : Shut up.
Anthony spoke to me <3'
I heart that quote.
Pretty much anything Casey and I say to eachother in MSN is quotable. If it wasn't X-rated, you'd be able to see it.
heehee
see booboos sig for a small example.
we're bad.
##pirategirl##
Sep. 27, 2006. 09:07 AM
Twas 'stop spamming' I think...
damn i want a quote like that.
I rofl everytime.
ngard
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:03 PM
QUOTE(boobookittyf*ck @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:39 PM) [snapback]5571[/snapback]
QUOTE(##pirategirl## @ Sep. 27, 2006. 08:14 AM) [snapback]5550[/snapback]
I loved that signiture someone once had... it was something like
'Anthony : Shut up.
Anthony spoke to me <3'
I heart that quote.
Pretty much anything Casey and I say to eachother in MSN is quotable. If it wasn't X-rated, you'd be able to see it.
If you remember that quote was Bulletprooflogic's. He was an asshole.
UndeadPedro
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:05 PM
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:03 PM) [snapback]5831[/snapback]
QUOTE(boobookittyf*ck @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:39 PM) [snapback]5571[/snapback]
QUOTE(##pirategirl## @ Sep. 27, 2006. 08:14 AM) [snapback]5550[/snapback]
I loved that signiture someone once had... it was something like
'Anthony : Shut up.
Anthony spoke to me <3'
I heart that quote.
Pretty much anything Casey and I say to eachother in MSN is quotable. If it wasn't X-rated, you'd be able to see it.
If you remember that quote was Bulletprooflogic's. He was an asshole.
He is my grandfather. Shut up
R K O
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:06 PM
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:03 PM) [snapback]5831[/snapback]
QUOTE(boobookittyf*ck @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:39 PM) [snapback]5571[/snapback]
QUOTE(##pirategirl## @ Sep. 27, 2006. 08:14 AM) [snapback]5550[/snapback]
I loved that signiture someone once had... it was something like
'Anthony : Shut up.
Anthony spoke to me <3'
I heart that quote.
Pretty much anything Casey and I say to eachother in MSN is quotable. If it wasn't X-rated, you'd be able to see it.
If you remember that quote was Bulletprooflogic's. He was an asshole.
I remember him. He was an ass.
Pedro's back?
faggot.
UndeadPedro
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:10 PM
QUOTE(R K O @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:06 PM) [snapback]5835[/snapback]
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:03 PM) [snapback]5831[/snapback]
QUOTE(boobookittyf*ck @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:39 PM) [snapback]5571[/snapback]
QUOTE(##pirategirl## @ Sep. 27, 2006. 08:14 AM) [snapback]5550[/snapback]
I loved that signiture someone once had... it was something like
'Anthony : Shut up.
Anthony spoke to me <3'
I heart that quote.
Pretty much anything Casey and I say to eachother in MSN is quotable. If it wasn't X-rated, you'd be able to see it.
If you remember that quote was Bulletprooflogic's. He was an asshole.
I remember him. He was an ass.
Pedro's back?
faggot.
Hello baby ;D
Did you miss me? <3
R K O
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:13 PM
QUOTE(UndeadPedro @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:10 PM) [snapback]5837[/snapback]
QUOTE(R K O @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:06 PM) [snapback]5835[/snapback]
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:03 PM) [snapback]5831[/snapback]
QUOTE(boobookittyf*ck @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:39 PM) [snapback]5571[/snapback]
QUOTE(##pirategirl## @ Sep. 27, 2006. 08:14 AM) [snapback]5550[/snapback]
I loved that signiture someone once had... it was something like
'Anthony : Shut up.
Anthony spoke to me <3'
I heart that quote.
Pretty much anything Casey and I say to eachother in MSN is quotable. If it wasn't X-rated, you'd be able to see it.
If you remember that quote was Bulletprooflogic's. He was an asshole.
I remember him. He was an ass.
Pedro's back?
faggot.
Hello baby ;D
Did you miss me? <3
actually, i was hoping you wouldn't find the new forums.
Kag
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:14 PM
QUOTE(R K O @ Sep. 27, 2006. 10:06 PM) [snapback]5835[/snapback]
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:03 PM) [snapback]5831[/snapback]
QUOTE(boobookittyf*ck @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:39 PM) [snapback]5571[/snapback]
QUOTE(##pirategirl## @ Sep. 27, 2006. 08:14 AM) [snapback]5550[/snapback]
I loved that signiture someone once had... it was something like
'Anthony : Shut up.
Anthony spoke to me <3'
I heart that quote.
Pretty much anything Casey and I say to eachother in MSN is quotable. If it wasn't X-rated, you'd be able to see it.
If you remember that quote was Bulletprooflogic's. He was an asshole.
I remember him. He was an ass.
Pedro's back?
faggot.
I like him and his racist remarks.
overzealous
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:26 PM
I think he hates us 'cause we wear turtlenecks
Sidd
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:28 PM
QUOTE(overzealous @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:26 PM) [snapback]5861[/snapback]
I think he hates us 'cause we wear turtlenecks
Man, my turtle neck is fly!
UndeadPedro
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:30 PM
You damn low race turtleneckers
UzbeKodiak
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:33 PM
"Schwaclosed"
ngard
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:42 PM
QUOTE(R K O @ Sep. 27, 2006. 04:13 PM) [snapback]5842[/snapback]
actually, i was hoping you wouldn't find the new forums.
I kinda figured he would give up when he got banned. I didn't expect him to be waiting on the site for the forums to crash so he could sign back up.
UndeadPedro
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:54 PM
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:42 PM) [snapback]5891[/snapback]
QUOTE(R K O @ Sep. 27, 2006. 04:13 PM) [snapback]5842[/snapback]
actually, i was hoping you wouldn't find the new forums.
I kinda figured he would give up when he got banned. I didn't expect him to be waiting on the site for the forums to crash so he could sign back up.
Actually I was the one who crashed the forums. It was all a part of my return-plan
R K O
Sep. 27, 2006. 12:56 PM
QUOTE(UndeadPedro @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:54 PM) [snapback]5920[/snapback]
QUOTE(ngard @ Sep. 27, 2006. 12:42 PM) [snapback]5891[/snapback]
QUOTE(R K O @ Sep. 27, 2006. 04:13 PM) [snapback]5842[/snapback]
actually, i was hoping you wouldn't find the new forums.
I kinda figured he would give up when he got banned. I didn't expect him to be waiting on the site for the forums to crash so he could sign back up.
Actually I was the one who crashed the forums. It was all a part of my return-plan
mhmm.
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