ok its exactly the same as the other 1 except this time ive put this topic of conversation in the right section....

hmm i cant remember many mbarassing moments, but i remember that last night i was sooooo embarassed at work. i am a waitress at a retiremnet home and there is this one guy who always freaks out about ice cream. so i was serving and there is an order we are supposed to go in. so i get to his table and there is no ice cream left. now normally i can deal with this guy but yesterday he was friggin swearing at me and calling me extremely rude names. i really wanted to just wlak out then and there, he actually reduced me to tears, i was really embarassed because all the other old people kept coming up to me and trying to cheer me up, and my coworkers kept giving me weird looks.

Ok seriously, It took me three times to read what you wrote. How hard is it to use proper grammar?

Ok this one time my roommate was supposed to be gone for the weekend so I decided to do waht anyone would do with a whole room all to themselves... I watched porn.

So things were getting good and I found a great free site, when all of a sudden I hear a card being swiped through the reader (We have card keys at my school.)

At this moment I have 2 choices. I can eaither pack up my merchandise or close out of the porn... So I do what any logical human man would do and I close the porn. I had forgotten though that I was writing an essay that weekend about bodybuilding, so when I quickly pressed ctrl+tab to switch to another tab on Firefox, it switches to pictures of a greased up orange skinned man wearing a thong.

My roommate and I didn't look eachother in the eye for the rest of the year and we never spoke of this day, but I will tell you this... He certainly stopped wearing boxers to bed.

P.S. This entire story is completely fictional. Just practicing my comedic writing.

From what i've been seeing, it must be quite hard.

Damn, no one is reading!

I Did,
HAHAHAHA
too bad its fictional.

hmm i cant remember many mbarassing moments, but i remember that last night i was sooooo embarassed at work. i am a waitress at a retiremnet home and there is this one guy who always freaks out about ice cream. so i was serving and there is an order we are supposed to go in. so i get to his table and there is no ice cream left. now normally i can deal with this guy but yesterday he was friggin swearing at me and calling me extremely rude names. i really wanted to just wlak out then and there, he actually reduced me to tears, i was really embarassed because all the other old people kept coming up to me and trying to cheer me up, and my coworkers kept giving me weird looks.

Translation

Hmm I can't remember many embarrasing moments, but i remember that last might i was sooooo embarassed at work. I am a waitress at a retirement home and there is this one guy who alaways freaks about ice cream. So, I was serving and there is an order we were supposed to go in. So, I get to his table and there is no ice cream left. Now normally I can deal with this guy but yesterday he was friggin swearing at me calling me extremely rude names. I really wanted to just walk out then and there, he actually reduced me to tears. I was really embarrased because all the other old people kept coming up to me and trying to cheer me up, and my co-workers kept giving me weird looks

There was nothing majorly wrong with her post. OMG SHE DIDN'T CAPITALIZE!!!!
P.S. You spelled 'always' wrong. Irony.

What did he say?

an embarising moment was when I was like changing and some people opened the door on me.

*ponders* maybe leepays story wasnt fictional hehe - hiding the truth

i never really get embarrased. Im to laid back to even realise if people were laughing at me.

Trust me, if it was true I'd say so. No shame

slipped and fell down the stairs durring school.. not fun.

o/j.

One time I had the urge to kiss this girl I liked who was one of my friends. So, I leaned over, and was about to lay it on her, but she got up and moved at the last second and I fell off the bench.

Goddamnit..

well
i embarrass myself a lot so there is too many
as u know mandy
hmmm i wonder if miss helm is pregnant after all...
x

Well I met a couple of girls some time ago, I invited them to drink something and one of this girls was too quiet so I told her "you dont talk to much huh?"...then her friend told me that she was deaf...I felt so stupid...

But we are really good friends now!

LMAO erm...i fink she mayb... mr hodge podge and helms child....its bound 2b evil!!!!! *hides n takes cover*
oh and i remember your embarrassments in p.e pmsl

well this isnt too embaressing, but on my first day of 9th grade {new school, high school} i walked into gym and i was like omg there are so many older ppl, this gym suxx and then i turned to thsi girla dn iwa s like are we the only freshmen here and shes like yea i guess so. then the gym teacher was lecturing us on what we were going to do this year and he was like "since ur all juniors and seniors.." and iw as like..wait asecond, and then i realized i was supposed to be at study hall and i had gym next so i just walked out. i went to the office so they wouldnt thini was skipping, and this lady took me the the LGI, then the teacher there was like whats ur name and i said jenna and she said..jenna {and some other last name} and i was no, so everone was looking at me and then i had to be taed by her all the way to study hall. i thought it was sooo embaressing!!!!!!

sry it was long, it was a bad day, haha

aww lol dont worry bout the length this probs wudda been my reaction 2 ur situation -->

ahah true, yea i was gona piss myself on the first day, thats away to attract the guys..whut kind of girl are you lookin for..oh one who pisses themselfs on the first day of school

nobody does that, haha

Heh, that reminds me of freshman year I read my schedule wrong and wen't to gym when I should have been in english. I didn't even have gym untill next semster. I was like "well...it says I have english, and gym...I'd rather go to gym"

haha..skipper!! lol, and im a freshman now, its pretty fun, but everyone thinks ur stupid and annoying just cause were in 9th grade, they were in it like 1 or 2 years ago damnit! ew and one day this dude walked by with his friend and was like o0o0 is she a freshman {as in like i was hot or somthing} im fat damnit leave me alone. haha

that is that supposed to mean? lol
..but seriously

when i lost this bet on smosh.com and had to put shit in my sig.

ok?

Mine would be when my boyfriend's brother caught us on the couch and told his grandmother, who thinks I am all innocent and sweet.

Not very embarassing but still.

#2 would be when I was laughing at a tall guy who hit his head on a tree branch, turned back around and ran into his parked van... you know the birds from the windex commercial.. yea I did that.... it was like BAM, then slide down the window....

get with the times.

times as in its 12 am right now? lol

We were at an assembley at my school and the gym was packed cause it was an all school one
I wasnt really feeling so good but my mom made me go to school
I was sitting pretty high up in the bleachers
It was stuffy
My crush was sitting in front of me
And...
I threw up
on him
And it went on a couple of other people too
It was super embarrassing
My crush never talked to me again
For some reason he avoided me....

When i was little i went to a dance party.. and did a bunch of cartwheels.. :-/

This thread gives me a headache...

I never have an embarrassing moment. Pretty much everything I do is stupid, so everyone just goes along with it.

One time I got bored in church and decided to slip out the back and grab a quick smoke. But the church has these containers of pencils at the end of each row (Don't know why though) and I was almost out of there but I acidentally kicked the container of pencils over and they were the round kind and I slipped on a few of them and nearly did the spilts. Fucking sad, I have never tried to sneak out of church since.

I find it funny that you have an anti spam sign in your sig.

I'm embarrassed when I say things all matter-of-fact, and then someone totally pwns me.

i do a lot of stupid things but i dont get embarrased easily. i just laugh and move on.

though the most embarrassing moment ever for me was that i was standing in the room when one of my friends told his mother that he is gay. I was extremely embarrassed, thinking what am i doing here??

i didnt do this o
kay. I was in school when a a student stuck his hand in his crack in front of the entire class and turned around and started striping

Is it so wrong that i came to this thread to laugh at other peoples misfortunes?

well i did so anyways.

I could've swore that Leepay posted that On old smosh, like WORD FOR WORD.

i was in P.E once playing basketball and i went to get the ball and slipped on a small cone on the floor. everyone laughed then for even more embarresment when i slipped i threw the ball in the air and as it came down it hit me on the head.

This wasnt even embarrassing, it was just SO FUNNY.

Today me, Sarah and Grace were in the bathroom, and I go to Grace
"IM GONNA LOOK IN YO' CUBICLE"
SO Grace gets out, then Sarah goes "LOOK IN MINE! LOOK IN MINE"
so I climbed up to have a look over.

Uh.. It wasn't Sarah. Some random girl in 6th year?

So we're all there lmfao'ing, and Sarah goes "Why havent you looked over yet?"

Hahahahahaha
Thats soo funny!!

What did the girl do?

laughed.

Thats why it wasnt embarrassing.

the time i stood up on the bus on the way home from school, when it stopped and i fell backwards onto my back when everyone on the bus wer just staring at me laughin, and it was full of like, loadsa people from school then, to top it all off after i got off the bus everyone was still staring at me and laughin, when the bus started to drive off the side mirror thingy it me in the face

thinking back to it, it was quite funny......but not at the time

I cant remember any.

aww no disaster! i was being asked who pervs on me in p.e by my male mates. i told them about this girl who stares at me in my bra and she was actually sitting behind them n she went bright red and was giving me daggers all day. oh well she knows to stop staring

I dont embarrass easily.

Meh, me neither. I only get embarrassed when Im shy.