We all know what they are. Here, you'll lay your best one on us.

I'll start.

Is there a mirror in you pants, because I see me in them!

I don't get it. Help?

You know when a corny Kip from Napolean Dynamite type guy comes up to a lady and drops a suave ass line that usually earns them a slap in the face and a kick in the babymakers.

Are you from heaven? Cause i got an erection.

Arr! I'd like to drop me anchor in your lagoon!

Pirate pickup lines!

Aren't your legs tired?
- No.
Oh, well I just thought... you know, from me chasing you around all night... Wanna fuck?

oh girl you must be tired...coz you been running threw my mind all day.......come here girl.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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wanna suck my dick? coz i know you been wanting to all day?

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-I know you got hurt the other day?
-how?
-because you fell outta heaven.

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-sorry bout spilling my drink on you
-it's ok
-lets get you outta those wet clothes.

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i'm just a girl asking a man to love her. (lol)

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excuse me mam, did two lorrys park on your chest or is that just silicon.

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hey Katie Price can I head down silicon valley sometime

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hey are you attracted to a guy who shits his pants
-no!!!!!!!!!!

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hey you even seen a guy who can swallow a hamster?

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I got this one last weekend at a party:

That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together! SHAZAM!

Are those yellow stockings

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My dad said your pretty nice

youre so hot my pants are melting.

Baby, you make me cry,
Cause your hottness,
It Burns my eye.

Hey baby, want to go back to my house and play a little twister?

I've got quite a few.

I wish i were a bilogist so i can examine ur bush

If u were a booger, I'd pick u first

-How much does a polar bear weigh?
-How much?
-Enough to break the ice

Is ur father a butcher?, cause ur one fine peice of meat!

Do u eat lots of lucky charms?, cause u look magically delicous!

You must be a parking ticket cause you've got FINE written all over you

think of a number between 1 and 10...tell me

rong get your kit off

Here are some, yes i got 'em of a website

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Do you have Life Insurance?
-Yes.
Cause im about to gouge your fucking eyes

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper??

-you know what would look good on you?
-what?
-me

i may not be fred flinstone, but i can sure make your bedrock,

LMAO.

nevermind pickup lines,

how about the shut downs?

Man, you must turn a few heads
you must turn a few stomachs.
LOL.

that one gets me, EVERYTIME.

Are those space pants? cause your ass is out of this world!

here are some=]

*Roses are red,violets are blue,I like spaghetti so lets go screw
*My hands are cold. can I stick them down your pants to warm them?
*Lets play pool. we can use your stick and balls and my hole
*Is your dad a peanut maker? Cause youve got nice nuts!
i*ll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle...

i think your okayy dude. Oh.yess a classic :]

oh and for guys this is pretty good
you got the whitest teeth ive ever want to cum across.

lol thats so classy it's ridiculouse

you're hot...wanna fuck?

Can i touch your belly button...from the inside?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in your pants.

Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?
Wanna play 68? You do me and I owe you one!