I think I just perfected the one hand match stick light

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uSQHP5NmisM

What's your party tricks?

Hey! Pooon, Your back!


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My party trick? uh.. i can bend 9 of my fingers back towards my wrist, i guess..

I can juggle empty beer bottles out of my ass

I rip off my clothes, find a motorbike and let the imagination do the rest.

i secretly put heroin and marijuana in all the snacks, pour some alcohol in all the fruit punch and soda, invite the strippers over, film it with my camera and upload it on youtube

hahaha, freak.

I never go to partys...

I have the amazing ability to sit and be emabrassed to talk to anyone on account of i will MOST LIKLEY say the wrong thing.

I act superrrr weird. And my friends come up to me the next day asking me why I acted like such a douchebag at the party and I act like I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. For some reason, it earns me a lot of respect.

lol wow thats random but thats how i usually am at partys

i pour beer all over the stuff, sofa...stove, floors, beds, people making out....i think i poured beer on someone laptop....

ME: Do you know where the updog is?

someone else: what's up dog?

i dont ever go to parties that often.

I'm able to do this WILD trick where it looks like I'm detatching my thumb from my hand. I think I'm the only one who can do this in the world.

Welcome back, Pooon! I demand you be made a mod.

I can set my hand on fire. Go me.

EDIT: That sounds like a joke. I can trap the the lighter fumes in my hand then catch it on fire before it dissipates, making a SWEET little fire ball for a second.
Please don't tell anyone that I'm a wizard.

I agree with NUBS.

My special party talent is stripping.
Of course, I never go to parties, so nobody gets to see all the practise I've had. I just perfect it in the mirror, night after lonely, lonely night.

....

aww.....the part where you said night after lonely, lonley night, aww that got me...got me right here <3...*sniff*

Well that would be my OTHER talent.

I can ejaculate Amontillado.

get high!

i can do the worm in reverse

Me too!
People really think I'm a wizard.

lol, i can do that to, i'm a silly pyro

Get everyone out of the party. lol.

Before I burn them all!

Holy crap if you did that at my house I would kill you!

same here. I will also sue you then kill you

wtf that guy is creepy!


i can do a kegstand! woo! well, with the help of two strong guys to hold me up

lol. i can do a hand flip

whats a handflip? like a handspring?

i can fit about 4 Popsicle sticks between my cheeks

i can eat your soul.

That's pooon you donkey.


I think.

my friends start to make out with each other
which is nasty

oops.

luckily i don't get drunk like that anymore

I have never gotten really drunk. Wonder what i will do when i am drunk

the mrow?

Don't worry, I get that a lot.


As for mod, I don't think so. I show up every once and a while, say my peace, then disappear for a few months.

I'm just sayin' hi, thats all

I can end up diverting everyones attention to something without screaming for everyones attention.

I can put my legs behind my head and walk around on my hands......

I have the miraculous ability to never get invited to parties ever.

i'd invite you to my parties. and we could wrestle. cos you like wrestling.

Maybe if you didn't wear your leotard all the time, people would be less weirded out by you and invite you to parties, Foobs.

We don't even have parties here.

Hahaha, it's a singlet, and I've only worn it like 5 times in my life.

Leotard makes me think of like, a leopard print wrestling outfit.

I didn't just lol, I snorted.


I have this amazing ability to drink endless amounts, puke it up in the bath, drink even more endless amounts, sing absolutely amazingly by screaming at the top of my lungs, and still remember it the next day. I regret it the next day, but I do remember it.

This ability has earnt me £10 in 2007 already. Just make bets while people are drunk (they think you won't remember) then demand they pay you when they don't remember.

Leopard leotard. Woow

I can get really drunk and then throw up everywhere

I can make a motorcycle sound with my mouth

i can light a cigarette with my hand

the the tips of a cigarette touch with out breaking it

make flames come out of a cig

and blow smoke out of the filter (reverse type thing)