Hahahah I nearly ate an entire pizza by myself
I once ate 32 pizza pockets within a weekend. I would have ate 3 boxes of 12, if my brothers hadn't of had any.
ROFL dude, that's fucking sweet.
Yeah. I tried telling that to my girlfriend, but she was all "you're fucking lazy" and I was like "you are".
She's just recognising the awesomeness and is jealous cuz she can't do it.
