QUOTE(Flawless By Design @ Nov. 15, 2006. 03:53 PM)

So my exboyfriend Anthony, whom I dated 3 years ago, msged me on msn one night at 2am. and tells me that he's drunk and he wants me to call him. I told him no, it's too late, and that I'll call him the next day. Then he tells me that he has something very important to tell me and started rambling about how much he missed me and everything. So I disregarded all this, cus I'm pretty sure he won't remember a thing the next day.
The next day, he calls me from his work, all pissed off at me cus I didn't call him as I had "promised". I told him that he was not suppose to remember me saying that because he was drunk. Then he argues that just because he was drunk, doesn't mean that he was retarded.
So we cooled things down, and he finally says:
Anthony: "I have a surprise"
Paulina: "What's the surprise?"
Anthony: "Guess."
Paulina: "I don't have time for this. Tell me now or I'll hang up."
Anthony: "Ok, ok, well it's not really gonna be a surprise anymore if I tell you..."
Paulina: "It doesn't matter, what is it?"
Anthony: "I got a haircut."
Paulina: "What the fuck."
Anthony: "I got a haircut, it's not a shag anymore, it's shorter now."
Paulina: "That's your surprise? That really important thing that you needed to tell me?"
Anthony: "No, you have to see my hair, I haven't had it short for so long."
Paulina: ...................... *click*
Just thought I'd share to the world the type of fag I dated.
roflmao!