I've never been and it sounds really good ! please tell me about it

its a country.. thats all i know.

a fruit i guess

how about its awesomely awesome?

Yeah, get a chance to come. I love it in America.

It's a contry where we're all obese, and we live off of McDonalds.
We also carry guns wherever we go.

well, it has streets.
it also has houses and factories that pollute.

Bears, Fake Rugby and Cheap Beer

yah. 2/3 of us are. poor fat people.. allz ya got to do is go work out. and stop eating mc fatty mc fat fat

ok lets see....were extremely fat, we live off fried food, and we're all corporal and greedy =]

well.... we have everything we want and we take it for granted. We also have many many different types of peoples. it's pretty nice, but the politicians suck.

Ummm, how to begin?

Life's generally good, unless you include school drama shit. We're very materialistic, obsessed with technology (at least, a lot of the people in my school are). It is true that you can pretty much be anything you want to be, if you are willing to work for it.

I don't think it would be incredibly different from other countries, besides the fact that there's practically nothing old here (every other place seems to have a lot of history, we don't). Where do you live?

Edit: tons of fast food (well, we are the fattest country in the world)

I live in England ! Just that it looks amazing compared to my small country that rains all the time




No , thats just the stereotype ! ( well I know some ppl must be like that)

America: by Melanie Moat

America is a beautiful place in which to live. We generally think we're better than everyone else. We have many sights to see, like mt. Rushmore, the hoover damn, the grand canyon, and the statue of liberty, even though real americans never see them unless we live next to them because we're lazy by nature. We have the highest obesity rate in the world, because us americans know the meaning of the dollar menu. We have a media obsession with celebrities and sports figures and most of us base our lives around such people developing eating disorders and cocaine addictions. We have incredible diversity, because mad people be hoppin' our border and because our country is built upon immigrants. We have freedom of speech, which rocks, except when people forget how to speak properly and develop Ebonics as a second language. We have bald pop stars. We name our babies "Apple" and "Jer Magisty". We are, for the most part, culturally unaware. Most of us only speak one language. We insist on dancing to the Cotton Eyed Joe at parties. We think foreigners are ignorant because they dont speak english. We are greatly influenced by mob physcology. We prefer beer over wine. We call football "soccer". We dont like soccer. We like "football" aka American Football, where the balls not shaped like a ball and hot girls cheer you on. We like the cock. And reality television.

Okay I think I'm done.

There can't be that many!




thanks , it's just that on our tv , americans are portrayed as stupid , fat/really skinny etc and I didn't want to believe you were all as ignorant as the media said . Like I'm sure english ppl are shown differently to what they actually are like

Cheap Girls
Cheep Beer
Cheap Crack
Cheap Fast Food
Cheap Boners

a place where 90% of the people are obese thanks to mcdonals and burger king.
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oh and then they try to sue mcdonalds for making them fat.

I think someone up there said it, but like 2/3 of America is both over weight and out of shape

America is kinda messed up right now but I'm just gonna tell some stuff lol..

Ok, we have a very messed up president George W. Bush....We have some really awesome states as in Florida, California (yay, Ian and Anthony live here), Washington, and Washington D.C. (I forget is that a state??) and as pennylane3434 said, we have some preety cool stuff to see like, Disney World and Land, Mammoth Caves in Kentucky, Serpent Mound in Ohio, and other things. We are a free country as everyone knows, we are not ruled by a queen or king.

Thats all I can think of but, I know i'm really lucky to live in the U.S.A instead of Africa (Sorry peeps over in Africa!!)

Actually were about to eat lunch now, after Im skating to burger king to get that italian chicken sandwhich thing

Were not too fat here in America

Yeah, but a lot of people are out of shape. To many, actually.

It has grass! OOOOOOOH!!!

well first off we're not ALL obese. it depends where you live. i live in california.

fat people
football
david blaine
beer
deth
O.D.s
murder

racisim, fat ppl, wanna be GANSTAS!!, and thats it

it has a red sky lol jk

WE WANT YOUR OIL!!!!!

yea, and people are rude an don't appreciate how rich they are compared to some other countries.

America's ok.
lots of football =D
awesome sunsets, ya know.

HA! and HA! on both accounts!

Oh yah. That pollution makes some awesome effects. Well, at least in New Yawk.

haha well not in NC -
it's actually quite pretty out in these parts
but i see what ur sayin

Overrated.
Well, that's just my opinion.

Oh, and people are obsessed with baseball.

Speaking of baseball, http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2862088 <3!
Yeah, us Americans need some help.

America ha.
1) fat people
2)stupid people
3)lawsuits after another
4)fake people
5)people who complain too much
6)lazy people

there are too many fat and old people

one word:McDonalds

Perfect description!

Exactly what I was thinking.

i live in america and..... its norma; amd yes it like a fuirt lol

jen u lazy bugger why don't u just go and find out for yourself! please don't kill me!

I KNEW IT!

Way to make a shit topic. Jesus.

America is great. Most of us won't bite you.

America is a place of freedom. You can make it whatever you like.

Sorry if I'm not convincing you very well.

Funniest thing I've heard all day, and somehow, I'm not laughing.

And I spent a good 3 hours today laughing.

Uh. Nevermind. Thats america for you. Except... your not really from here.

I'm not sure whether to call you a jerk or add you to my friends list.

I don't think I'll do either.

true.. but some are.. but most are hot. lol.

lol
What fat are hot?

nono. I mean most of those who aren't fat are hot. lol

Don't make me tell you again

Jamie, that NEVER fails to crack me up!

It's only because I posted it.

I am hilarious.

If you disagree you will be tasting the back of my hand.

England Rocks!