I'm crap at insulting people because when I try to it's to complicated.
My best insult i made was only useful for fat people
"I found out the reason why the mcdonald staff run when they see you coming through the door"

that actually sucks abit but you get the idea
i want some ginger jokes blonde fat peoples and ramdom ones and they have to make sence.
please help

I take it you get insulted often.


EDIT- I just realized that looks like 'an insult that I use often'. It isn't.

I have none. I just kinda wing it.

lol!

I don't HAVE insults. I make them up on the spot.

"Fuck you"

cockjuggling thundercunt, learnt that one over the summer but I never use it.

Beastfeatures? I use that alot...

'You're just a mosher/gothy person that worships Satan!!'

"You're gay, stfu."

I do have one I use a lot though...'Your face.'

YOUR MUMS FACE.

Lol. Stupid English people.

Squeeze me?

yeah i kind of make them up at the time of attack too, because you can use what people say, but i guess if i have to give a one off cuss it would be something like: your so thick your mum was shaggin the wall an you popped out, its crude and kinda lame but there you go

Uhm... sure?

"I don't like you."
"Why?"
"Because you touch yourself at night."

I Dont have any pre-made insults.

But I told this today to some guy at my school.
"Im gonna Fuck You, Im gonna fuck your mother and sisters, then, I'll fuck your entire family, leave you without a cent, and Even god will turn his back against you.

Herpe Infested Postbox.

Postbox means male hore... yeah fun...

uhm yeah. kinda make it up as it goes along considering i put personal attacks instead of just..well your mom!

meh.

Yea I know your mom better from last night!

I know, I was there!

"YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE STUPID!"

that is a crappy joke i use just to make an idiotic bad yo momma joke fight start happening

yo mommas butts so big, she got beyonce sayin 'uh oh', just another lame push for the fight

you and yo momma so stupid that when ever she asks u
"do these jeans make my ass look big?"
u say
"dam thats TIGHT!"

is it just me or did that not make sence..

This girl who is bigger then me (in width) said that she and eight other people call me the thames whale... i asked her to name the other eight people and she couldnt. when i told a mate about the insult... my mate said that if i was the thames whale then the gilr who insulted me is the thames.

best insult i have heard... wish i said it to the rotters face.

"You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent."

I make them up on the spot.
Usually it has to do with just putting the person down by making fun of their financial situation.... but only if they're skangers.

"What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants its ass back?"

i actually don't use that, but i think i read it on some sight once.
oh, and "your mom!"

These days I really like to make people do things for nothing.
Like, Me:''Could you look under my bed I think I lost my keys''
Me:'' What you didn't find them? Weird...mmmm, go look upstairs, yeah they,re probably there''
Me:'' No, I can't go look for them I got my shoes on''
Me: '' Still didn't find them? Oh yeah they were in my pocket. My bad.''

'dick blister' works just fine for me

Cockjuggling thundercunt is from Blade...lol i love those insults. I quite like "horse-humping bitch"

i love sayin yo moma randomly to someone during the day after they said something unrelated

Also: Girls...would you rather be called a horse or a whore? Cause i personally would rather be called a whore.

Whores can still be pretty...lol

Sounds like me.
I usually stick with donkey raping shit eater though, or testicle shitting rectal wart.

lol wtf?

"At least I'm not fat"

this is one my freinds made up
(said to a guy)"i know ur gay"
(other person who is a guy)"wtf no im not"
(my friends)"i know ur gay cause u like GIRLS!"

get?

i meant get it?

"Bitch, I eat yo children"
"Your mother"
"Fuck you"

"U SO STUPID I WOOPED YO ASS IN TIC TAC TO!!"

i dont get it.. explain anyone?



doney raping shit eater. thats a good one. ill have to use that. lol

LMao this guy i my class was making fun of me
and hes like a tub
and my friend was like
"russell the bakery ran ouut of rolls.

rofl dumbb (Y).




piczo.com/danielledoes
i deleted mispace.
pimps,

Just now: YOU FUCKING SUCK

Yeah, I'm original.

we had the similar situation a month ago...
how can that gigantic girls say somethin lyk that and they're lyk 10 times bigger...

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart."
This was a special one for a girl in my school, she's a teachers pet;
"So...licked any ass recently?"

Oh, and Chloe was fighting with me and it went like this:
Chloe: You need to go to weight watchers.
Me: Is your head always up your ass, or do you come up for air sometimes?

you were born in Ukraine, thats the best insult anyone could have or dish out.

yo mommas fan** so wide i shoved a train up there

poor. 0.5/10

I also have another favourite at the moment.

'Shut up you queer.'

Lame, I know, but effective.

you should die in a shitty gutter you fucking sewer rat. Effective and causes possible suicide.

no, you were born in Bosnia

england actually *silence* imao

I have the best way of saying 'shut up'.

Honestly, once you hear it you shut up.