"Be yourself, not some one any one else wants you to be.
Make a life for yourself, do it your way, in your own style"

Something like that...

If this graves a rockin', don't come a knockin'

"This is what happens when you refuse me from going backstage at the NIN concert. I LOVE YOU JEORDIE WHITE!"

"And we'll all dance alone to the tune of your death."
--from "I Never Told You What I Do For A Living", by My Chemical Romance

mine would be "Ha, I win

"I'll be spitting on you when it rains "

I can't think of anything but my friend said her's would be

''You better be crying''

lmfao.

either, "Leave me alone, I am sleeping," or "This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" (you know, for the benefit of the kids)

I've got a few ideas...

"You think I'm in here, don't ya? Think again."

"If you seen me me or know of my whereabouts, please, stop doing LSD."

"I'm in hell, and Satan's an asshole."

I suppose I need a serious one too.

"Live like every day is your chance to shine."

"I guess this is what cloning is for!"

'It was all fun and games until somebody lost an eye.

Fucking glad that it wasn't me'

Lolz

Ha I like that one

I got a few more, I could keep doing this all day.

"Note to self; Chloroform = bad. "

"You know you're experiencing a humiliating moment when your girlfriend tells you that you need an aimbot in bed."

i lived in a fucked up world and i hated it!

Feel free to dig in.

"LOLZ IM DEAD"

"I'm not really dead, I'm behind you.... MADE YOU LOOK!"

"Imagine a really cool quote here"

"I never said anything funny enough to quote"

.....LMFAO

"Died tragically rescuing his family from the remains of a destroyed sinking battleship."

"stare at me 1 more day then jump ill out of this piss hole and beat the fucken shit outta ya"
is that right?

Here lies
an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go

<333

aw<333

"Mom, this is what you get for not buying me the car I wanted"

"I'm not really dead. I'm in the tree behind you. Yeah. You looked didn't you."

Here i rest - again
last resort by papa roach:P

Told You I Was Gonna Die

Told you I was suicidal
Told you it was poisoned


Told you I wasnt kidding
Told you I would do it:P

On a tombstone:

Clara Voyant ~ she never saw it coming
Here lies the green giant, may he rest in peas

Here lies DespisedIcon:
"The only thing bigger than his cock
was his ego"

that's MY cookie, MINE!!

But I'm Not Dead Yet!

"My Only Hope, That When The World Comes To An End, Atleast I Can Breath A Sigh Of Relief, Because There Will Be So Much To Look Forward To..."

-- Donnie Darko

"I may rest in peice cuz ur next sucka!"

"What Would Optimus Prime Do?"

We don't go to hell, memories of us do

This comment is weird.Why did you even post it?But i still like your comment though.God may change our fate anytime.Its only our time to die if can be.But lets just think of today.Right?

It would either be "whoops" or "I told you I was....." *insert cause of death*

told you staplers are hazardous

Oh, What may man within him hide
Though Angel on the outward side.

"Grave secks, pls"

"He wasn't black"

I hear ya brotha!

Heehee... She's dead!

Death is the ultimate form of pwning from God.

It's always lightest just before the Dark.

"Stay there, you idiot" .

I always hated YOU the most.

"R.I.P (rot in pee)"

The party died with her.
Or whatever.

I'd probably get: You're next!

What I would have: You dropped something.
And they would look down at the grave and there hearts will drop.

"it's gettin hot in here..

so take off all your clothes"