"If someones a dick pour hot water on him"


I'm listening to Boxman's Girlfriend

"now what?" or "dont jump off a building while on fire and injected with deadly poisions" or maybe what all old people have on theirs "live life to the fullest"

it would probably be
"awww sheeeat"

'I'll be back'.

-Terminator 2.

Might as well scare the hell out of as many people as possible

I WAS ONLY SLEEPING!

BRB

"Jack Miller
A Loving Husband And Father
He Lived By The Saying
"If In Doubt... Whip It Out!"
And Look Where It Got Him..."

Thats my Grave Stone =P

...

"What do you think ink is made of?...... BEEF!"

'life sucks, and then you die'

SANTA ISN'T REAL
GO GIANTS
THE CLICK FIVE AND McFLY WILL ROCK ALWAYS<3

"It's boring down here!"

I told you I was sick.
that's a funny 1

"kicking ass upstairs"

Wow...

That was fun...

"Now who's going to bring the fun?"

if u pissed me off in life i will haunt u.

"oh i thought u asked if i still like stemed rice haha" " of cource i still like stemed rice"

" i heard boxman got a girlfreind"

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." -James Dean

actually on second thought, i dont know if i would want that on my tombstone...
i really like that quote though.

Carpé Diem
English: Sieze the day

I heard you'll get AIDS by anal from a zombie if you read this

either 'your socks are untied' or 'maybe later'

you still owe me five bucks

"FINALLY!"



hahaha just kidding. i can't think of one.

"dangit that celery beat the living crap out of my pink frosted sprinkled donuts"

"If olive oil is made of olives... What is baby oil made of???

"your next"

"and you said i wouldnt do it...biotch"

"BLACK POWER"

"And to think you were born first you lucky bastard." Only if I die before my brother.

Why tf would anyone want smosh quotes on their gravestone? Anyways, I don't think I'd want really anything written at all on mine, besides the typical name, birth/death date because I don't want people to remember me by one quote.

"Death, my only weakness"

"holy crap i think i just broke my thigh!" haha! brittni u always make me laugh!

a burgers a burger

Dead person is dead.

I have promethazine.

woahhh
wait
wats the topic again?

I thought this was the random thread.

obviously not.

Goddamnit.

" he wasnt kidding D:!!!! "

I would put "She likes to be tickled" just as a wtf lol

"And in the end, It's not the years in your life that counts. It's the life in your years."

Also there will be a slot machine so people visit me.

...maybe one of those crane games too!

Why do Mr Universe contestants only come from earth?

i really have no idea what i would put.

probably something pointless, seeing as i can't think of anything.
maybe... "i love SMOSH!"

Front: If you are blonde, read back.
Back: If you are blonde, read front.

She was a simple woman who died of complications.

something like that when i die in the far future.

Don't be an idiot-Michael Scott

"FAIL"

"fuck, wheres the respawn?"

'Tis But A Scratch.

-W. Shakespeare