wrong.
black night from monty python.
jeez some people....

fear is the heart of love.

"Damian Kulash was right:
Sassy is dangerous."

live for nothing, die for something

-caity

"wat"

Yes, but that line was taken from somewhere, hmm?

the black knight says its only a flesh wound. Eric you are a retard

"If you hear knocking please unbury."
"If seal is broken, do not eat."
"You double dipped your chip..."

"ma famli bort me a shity grav"
"I'm with stupid"
"I'm with oprah"

"Oh, SHIT!

...I'm dead."

Lol, Dead.

here lies beavith. you happy now?

"your crude attempts to eliminate me wil not succsed"

Will be on it. obviouly they did succsed[er how ever you spellit] becuase i died :[

Hmm... the one on my sig?

llamas will take over the world!!!!

"If you knew me then your a very happy person today through out your life"
I AM ANNOYING AS HELL lol

"Finally"

'Gideon checked out
And left in no doubt
To aid in good Rocky's revival.'
:'D

Or
'Well, I thought it was funny.'

"May she rest in pieces"
or
the one in my sig.

dont rub you ass on my grave

"now that i'm dead, you're next"

To my kids :
"You were adopted"

Serious: "And i'm not just imagining, how you give me the shivers..."
Jokingly: "WILL SMITH 4 PREZ".

"I told you I didn't feel so good"

mine would say

"PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other graves. THIS IS TRUE "

"She swam because she was too sexy for a sport that required clothes"

"Love will tear us apart" is good, but unoriginal (R.I.P Ian Curtis)

"Y HALLO THAR!"
jk

I'm quite fond of this one- Bonnie Anderson’s: “I don’t want to talk about it right now.”

As well as this

"i cherish my loss, a constant reminder, that life is unkind, at the best of times"

adieu by enter shikari

amazing song, i live by it, as emo as that sounds, whatever, fuck you if you dont like it

"You fuckers better have put my iPod in the coffin with some extra batteries."

"Ethier you die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

If you're reading this don't skydive unless you can remember the parachutte

Someone told me life sucks, so I thought that death must be awesome

i would say "don't step on my grave or i will come and kill you...unless you brought me stuff!" or "i would say bye, but my body won't move!"

"After I partied and got drunk I died in a hole with kassandra with fire and glowsticks! yeah I'm the shiz"

or

"wtf? i'm dead?? hell yeah!!! love is shit! lets party all night long"

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!

i wanna show my sense of humor

well gotta party first will jessica!! (hazel681)
then i am going to die in a hole drunk with some glowsticks and fire! the on my gravestone right "shit happens all the time for example the have an arrow pointing down! haha

"Note to future generations: Fire cannot be put out by gasoline."
"If sounds are heard, I not dead."
"If the coffin's a rockin, don't come a knockin."
"All I wanted was his autograph..."

yeah party!!!!!!!!!

ipod's don't have batteries.
computer.

Assuming I died like I did in the "How do you want to die?" thread it would say this:

"Son of a !@#$% fate didn't let me even finish my solo."

"I told you I was sick."

Veni, vidi, vici

Actually, fuck everything. This is what I want:
"I built this life and now it's mine."

"Don't look behind you"

just to freak them out a bit

"if you come any closer I swear to god I will pop out of this grave and eat your face off"

Hyphen as in "-"

DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY GRAVE!"
YEAH, no.