"Haha sucker.
Told you I could do it.
Now pay up"

"She loved a blind soul with all her heart."

"As you love me."

Is better to burn out, than to fade away

dood i am sooo taking u with me.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain.
Or
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
-Henry Van Dyke.

Shit happens

Dont touch my Bud light XD. I was gunna say that ¬.¬

I guess I'll have "Where's that damn fourth Chaos Emerald!?"

I told you I was sick.

"I didn't know it was a green light..."

Rock of Ages

to whom it may concern,

Your a douchebag bye!

screw you,
Andrew



Edit:why is it when I type the F word it comes out sex?

"Live life hard. No one makes it out alive anyway"

"one good thing about music when it hits you fell no pain"

"No more pain, no more tears;
I've been waiting for this for so many years"

where's waldo?

"Ok, ok, now where did you hide my pills?"

"It better be at least 2060."

Bomb ski-ski mothersexers

Bombskiski mothersexers

i think ill be cremated.
less space, no chance of zombies.


the end

"Finally found Carmen Sandiego. She didn't like that too much..."

Stupidity, but I'm not the one who came up with it.

I do wish I had a girlfriend that hot

Check your closet tonight tommy!

im definately gonna have either
"Snooch to the nooch"
or...
"One ring to rule them all"
If you've seen Clerks 2 or the Clerks cartoon you would understand.

"Victory or Death!"

"Giggity, giggity, goo."

"The most interesting man in the world"

'Either he's dead or my watch has stopped'
or (if i died violently)
'Tis but a scratch!'

"here lies the man who thought he could outrun a train"

"Damn. That sure as hell didn't work."

"Necrophiliacs welcome"

Mine might be "Hey you read this out loud 'Eye'm Sofa King Wee Ta Ded'...........ROFLMAO you fell for it"

"I go to seek the Great Perhaps."

i'd like:

'brb'

in really tiny letters in the middle of the headstone.

This is definatly the best ever even if ur not murdered or something
Mine would be . . . . .
"AVENGE MEE!"
Gigiddi

Quote Spike Milligan's gravestone:

"I told you I was sick"

Btw... I candy you not!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/souther...ies/3742443.stm

It IS however, in Gaelic. Or "Irish" if you don't know what I mean.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/itsaboyd/2771109661/sizes/l/

I knew that pie tasted funny



lol that is hilarious

"Is better to burn out, than to fade away"

"See you in hell."

Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

-Edgar Allen Poe

They envy the distinction I have won; let them therefore, envy my toils, my honesty, and the methods by which I gained it.

Mine would say ---- Mr. Smosh From Beginning To End.

Britt Ster
Man-sick-ahhhh

"They're just tryin' to steal my easter tree!"

My tombstone would say,

"Well that was fun."

Well you obviously all have piles of bull for brains.

,,Do you really wanna live forever"

"Oh Crap"

she came to sit and dangle her feet off the edge of the world. and after a while she forgot everything but the good and true things she would do someday

"Putain, j'ai vraiment pas envie de me lever aujourd'hui"
(sex, I don't wanna wake up today)

Why did they write sex? I wrote F**K!!!!