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Shortcake
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NEW YORK - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods’ court papers say he woke up the next morning “with an erection that would not subside” and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.


laugh.gif That is funny! I can't believe he is fucking sueing, though; that is just retarded, don't you agree?

My mom e-mailed me this story from MSN.com. I am, currently, looking for the link to post. smile.gif
Perfect Crime
I don't care.

Pointless news threads ftl.
Shortcake
QUOTE(Perfect Crime @ Jun. 6, 2007. 12:47 PM) [snapback]392528[/snapback]

I don't care.

Pointless news threads ftl.


No one made you read it and I found it rather funny. Maybe it's b/c ur just rude that you don't get along w/ too many people. smile.gif [[at least fm what I'm told]]
Boxiom
He was probably just hawny
Perfect Crime
QUOTE(Shortcake @ Jun. 6, 2007. 06:48 PM) [snapback]392532[/snapback]

QUOTE(Perfect Crime @ Jun. 6, 2007. 12:47 PM) [snapback]392528[/snapback]

I don't care.

Pointless news threads ftl.


No one made you read it and I found it rather funny. Maybe it's b/c ur just rude that you don't get along w/ too many people. smile.gif [[at least fm what I'm told]]

You're right no one made me read this piece of pointless crap you try to pass off as a thread.

I suppose it just annoys me that i come to this forum and have this thread staring me in the face, only to open it and discover its not funny at all, it can be posted in the random thread and its not even important news.

'OMG GUYS LOL DIS GUY GOT AN ERECTION ND SUED SUM1 ISNT DAT FUNI?'
No it's not.

I am rude. I'm rude to simple minded, pointless thread making members like you because you are dying so much to make one funny thread you end up spamming the forum with crap. If you regard yourself as 'too many people' then i agree that i don't get along with 'too many people', however I like people with half a working brain, something you just dont display on this forum. I don't care if that's what you've been told, infact i hope that idiots like you who hear this about me are so deterred that they never contact me in their time at smosh.
Shortcake
I agree, Boxiom...But, also, it seems he might get him some money from this shit, too! WTF??
He probably took some viagra w/ it or something. LOL. I mean, c'mon guys, look at it, do you really think it's capable of giving an erection that miraculously popped up [[excuse the pun]] over night and never went away? I think that is morning wood that he wouldn't leave alone!!

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'OMG GUYS LOL DIS GUY GOT AN ERECTION ND SUED SUM1 ISNT DAT FUNI?'
No it's not.

You're exactly right...oh but I don't write like that, see I went to school and I learned how to use grammer...but back to the point at hand, you're right, this is not funny- what's funny is your personal picture. What are you a stepford wife or something? Why even come back to this thread if it's so stupid? I would seriously love to know and I'm sure I will in a few minutes because you're, obviously, worried that I might respond.
Perfect Crime
QUOTE(Shortcake @ Jun. 6, 2007. 07:03 PM) [snapback]392555[/snapback]

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'OMG GUYS LOL DIS GUY GOT AN ERECTION ND SUED SUM1 ISNT DAT FUNI?'
No it's not.

You're exactly right...

I know.

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oh but I don't write like that, see I went to school and I learned how to use grammer...

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w/

With?
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fm

From?
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ur

Your?
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grammer

Grammar, yeah?

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what's funny is your personal picture. What are you a stepford wife or something?

That's not funny at all, but i'm glad you take time out to creep my profile.


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Why even come back to this thread if it's so stupid?

To voice my opinion.

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I would seriously love to know and I'm sure I will in a few minutes because you're, obviously, worried that I might respond.

I always deliver.
Who's worried?
Not me.
child_molester
holy shit what a freak, i get my boghners like all other people do

looking at naked children being tortured!
Den Johnny
QUOTE(child_molester @ Jun. 6, 2007. 08:51 PM) [snapback]392652[/snapback]
holy shit what a freak, i get my boghners like all other people do

looking at naked children being tortured!


How else...
mt_mega
PC's right. This thread is pointless, especially without a supporting link.
Boxiom
im gonna try some and see if I can get an eternal boner
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QUOTE(Shortcake @ Jun. 6, 2007. 06:48 PM) [snapback]392532[/snapback]

QUOTE(Perfect Crime @ Jun. 6, 2007. 12:47 PM) [snapback]392528[/snapback]

I don't care.

Pointless news threads ftl.


No one made you read it and I found it rather funny. Maybe it's b/c ur just rude that you don't get along w/ too many people. smile.gif [[at least fm what I'm told]]

Casey gets along with the cool people, which would be why she doesn't like you. There's rude and then there's honest; learn to differentiate between the two.
chelseaisapigeon
an eternal boner...can't wait to hear the results of that experiment, Boxiom.

wait, isn't Boost Plus for old people?
spence3020
now thats a boner
JaGuAr3529
Hey guys, I found a link to the article.
mak17
I don't have anything to say but...

...wow...
xinexpressiblex
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what's funny is your personal picture. What are you a stepford wife or something?


I generally stay away from drama, but grow up. Using someone's appearance as leverage for an insult (especially when they're pretty) is so fucking high school.

Topic'd: I think that's hilarious.
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BasketCase
HAHA that is amazing!
greendayrulestce
If there is anything on there about if erection lasts so long, seek medical attention, it's stupid to sue. Though even though it does not cause erections. Who said that was the only thing he had that day? It's just screwed up and probably and idiot. But with that an idiot who could get a lot of money out of a court case.
MarkTeePee
It doesnt matter they're sued, this news is marketing gold for Boost, I'm guessing the amount of old men who drink Boost while rise by the millions.... daily.
Yander
That drink must of been pretty fuckign sexy.
brynneles
hahahahahahahahhahha! at the eating disorder clinic, the girls have to drink HELLA boost plus at night...hahahhahaha yay, and some boys just came into the program FUCK YES, some entertainment... hahahaha biggrin.gif
Shortcake
QUOTE(child_molester @ Jun. 6, 2007. 01:50 PM) [snapback]392652[/snapback]

holy shit what a freak, i get my boghners like all other people do

looking at naked children being tortured!

I'm glad you're normal like the rest of us. wink.gif

QUOTE(Boxiom @ Jun. 6, 2007. 01:55 PM) [snapback]392668[/snapback]

im gonna try some and see if I can get an eternal boner

Do it, Boxiom & let us know the end results. laugh.gif

QUOTE(JaGuAr3529 @ Jun. 7, 2007. 08:38 PM) [snapback]395674[/snapback]

Hey guys, I found a link to the article.

Oh wow! A video link, thanks Jaguar- really appreciate it. LOL.

QUOTE(MarkTeePee @ Jun. 8, 2007. 01:15 PM) [snapback]396428[/snapback]

It doesnt matter they're sued, this news is marketing gold for Boost, I'm guessing the amount of old men who drink Boost while rise by the millions.... daily.

Exactly w/ you- thank you!

QUOTE(brynneles @ Jun. 8, 2007. 10:50 PM) [snapback]397511[/snapback]

hahahahahahahahhahha! at the eating disorder clinic, the girls have to drink HELLA boost plus at night...hahahhahaha yay, and some boys just came into the program FUCK YES, some entertainment... hahahaha biggrin.gif

Well let us know how that works out w/ the guys and boost. smile.gif
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