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Test #1
[spoiler]GRAMMAR
What is wrong with the following sentences?

Capitalization = A
Punctuation = B
Spelling = C
Grammar = D

1. David was known for belching; and telling inappropriate jokes in public. B
2. Graduation from High School is considered by many a momentous occasion.
3. Nurses plays a vital role in the healthcare profession. D
4. After having his tonsels removed, the child was listless for a few days. C
5. The park was serine at twilight B and C
6. The patient’s mind was lucid during the evaluation? I refuse to say this is wrong but I’ll give you a B
7. The bachalor never married. Most people thought it was because of misogyny. C
8. The intricacy of the mathematical equation, drove the student crazy trying to solve it. B
9. The hybrid tomatoes is immune to most common diseases. D
10. The professor was humiliated when his students reported him to the Dean for verbal abuse. A
11. The con artist hoodwinked the old lady when he sold her fradulent insurance. C
12. The movie star was accused of a misdemeanor, when she stole 15 dollars worth of merchandise from the store. B

13. The congregation sang a comtemporary hymn. C
14. The wound were necrotic when examined. D
15. The defendint exhibited a peevish appearance. C
16. The band director was scheduled to play the piccolo on tuesday. A
17. The renter was remiss; about the rent. B
18. The old man was know for sapient knowledge. D
19. The inventor create several specious ideas to solve the problem. D
20. The teacher identified the troublemakers, in her classroom. B

TRUE OR FALSE

True = T
False = F

21. The dolphin does not require sleep as it is on the move constantly.

False, they need to sleep after I’m done with them.

22. Mark Twain's "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" was the first published novel ever written on a typewriter.

False, Huck is always trying to bust Tom’s balls.

23. If the 4.6 billion years of Earth's existence were only a single day, the 40,000 years of human existence would cover the last 3/4 second.

True, but who the fuck takes their time to come up with there pointless facts? Wow, we haven’t been around for that long, I’m going to go curl myself up into a ball and cry myself to sleep.

24. The Egyptians were the first to discover the earliest form of cement.

True, but they were still afraid of cats or something stupid like that.

25. Apollo 12 was the first manned landing in Mare Tranquillitatis.

False, I’d say Apollo 13 if I didn’t love movies and had only heard that name. It was Apollo 11.

26. If you chased a bear a mile to the south, a mile to the west and a mile north back to where you started out, the only place this could happen is at the north pole.

True, please send me a list of people who got this one wrong so I can fuck them in the heart.

27. It was Al Capp, the creator of "Li'l Abner" of the funny papers, who said, "Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."

True, my 5 year old nephew makes some pretty fucking “abstract” art and he’s not even getting paid. Now that’s a true artist… I don’t have a 5 year old nephew.

28. All turkeys gobble.

False, they can’t gobble while I’m stuffing their assholes with shit for Thanksgiving.

29. Only the Australian koala plus great apes and humans have unique fingerprints.

True, but only humans get in trouble for having them.

30. North Dakota, Vermont and Arizona are U.S. states that do not have capital punishment(death penalty).

False, there are no states in which the word punishment must be capitalized.

31. The most landed on space on the Monopoly game board is Atlantic Avenue.

False, the answer is “pass go and get a girlfriend”

32. The manual for Internal Revenue Service employees includes provisions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

True, or at least it better include that..

33. The interstate highway system in the US requires that one mile in every five be straight. These sections can be used as airstrips in time of war or other emergencies.

False, this country does not to discriminate against the gay highways.

34. Rembrandt's 1642 painting, "The Night Watch", is the most looked-at painting in the Louvre.

False, The Night Watch isn’t even in the Louvre… wtf

35. Prior to 1920, the University of Alabama football team was named the "Red Boars"

False, but who gives a shit?

36. The mother of Mike Nesmith (formerly of the rock group the "Monkees") invented Liquid Paper.

True, but if it’s a liquid then it ain’t no goddamn paper!

37. Albuquerque, New Mexico, founded in 1607, is the oldest continuously occupied US state capital

False; since when is Albuquerque even the capital?

38. The great Cleopatra, "Queen of the Nile" was not an Egyptian.

True, the bitch was a fuckin mutt.

39. Charles Lindbergh was the first person to fly across the Atlantic Ocean.

False, all this fucker did was fly it solo.

40. George H.W. Bush threw up during a state dinner in Tokyo into the lap of Japanese Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa.

True, just because I wouldn’t put it past him.

1PT BONUS: In what year was Smosh.com made? 2002
2PT BONUS: What is the exact date that Foobs joined Smosh? September 16th of 2003
3PT BONUS: What was the main reason Foobs joined Smosh? Flash
4PT BONUS: What was the date (give or take a week before or after exact date) when Foobs first went onto the forums? November 7th, but why must contestants know about your past to be allowed to compete. wouldn’t it be creepy for us to be finding information about you?
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Test #2
[spoiler]1. B
2. A
3. D
4. C
5. C
6. B
7. C
8. B
9. D
10. A
11. C
12. B
13. C
14. D
15. C
16. A
17. B
18. D
19. D
20. B

21. False
22. False
23. True
24. True
25. False
26. True
27. True
28. False
29. True
30. False
31. False
32. True
33. False
34. False
35. False
36. True
37. False
38. True
39. False
40. True

BONUS
1. 2002
2. October 30 2003
3. flash
4. November 7 2003 [/spoiler]

Test #3
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Voting ends at the end of this hour. (11:00PM Alberta time.)

lets do
iny meny miny mo catch a tiger by its toe, if it hollers let it go, iny meny miny mo.

#3 actually found the exact quote for the flash explanation. Therefore, they got my vote.
Though #1 is pretty funny..

Oh, and the reason some of the bonus answers are different is because I accepted more than one answer for some of them.

uh oh... anyone can start a new account and vote.

#1 made me laugh so i voted 4 it

#1

What do you mean?

it's alright. not taht big of an impact.

#3

#1. It stands out the most because of its creativity, sarcasm and humor.

i like #2's the best! so creative!

...did you not read the first one?

Who the FUCK voted for 2 or 3? You should be shot in the face.

OBVIOUSLY 1 was the best by fucking ages.
I nearly peed myself reading it.













And I nearly peed myself again remembering reading it.

jesus woman control youself! stop peeing all over!

It wasnt that funny, if you think thats funny, then you obviously havent seen knocked up, one of the funniest movies ive ever seen <3

well SINCE i already know who #1 is im going to have to choose them.

i even made a signature about number 28.

Don't plug random bullshit in this thread, nigga.